Posted in humor on Feb 6th, 2009
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Posted in humor on Jan 13th, 2009
“Craigslist Penis Photographer” featuring Bob Odenkirk
[via Outlawdiva]
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Posted in humor on Oct 27th, 2008
Be silent.
Be vague.
Have a great name.
Look fantastic in a suit.
Look fantastic in casual wear.
Look fantastic in anything.
Sound good.
Smell good.
Kiss good.
Strut around with supreme confidence.
Be uncannily successful at your job.
Blow people away anytime you say anything.
Take six-hour lunches.
Disappear for weeks at a time.
Lie to everyone about everything.
Drink and smoke constantly.
basically, be Don Draper.
See also What Would [...]
Nailing Your Wife | Girls | SPIKE.com
Nathan Fillion (of Dr. Horrible fame) and Aria Giovanni star in the first PGPorn segment – “porn movie style vignettes that don’t get interrupted by that pesky sex.”
[via The Femmenist Fucktoy]
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Posted in humor on Sep 24th, 2008
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KINGSPORT, TN—Just six months after claiming she was ecstatic about moving in with her boyfriend, and a mere eight weeks after announcing that she “couldn’t be happier” with their decision to take a brief time apart, administrative assistant Ann Castlen, 26, told friends Monday that she was absolutely thrilled to be single.
“Free at last!” Castlen [...]
Posted in humor on Aug 19th, 2008
This is what happens when Boymeat travels:
Seeing as it would be a short weekend, I decided to pack light and for once travel with carry-on luggage. This meant no whips, no knives, no canes, or any other typical weapon-like item I would normally bring along. In fact, I only brought one sex toy – a [...]
So I’m sort of interested in the Gor thing, but I really loathe Rush. Is this a deal-breaker?
- Twee Guy
Yes, in most cases. The acceptance of prog-rock is essential to the teachings of Gor, which entail a lot of chest-pounding, grim stares into the distance, and the appreciation of 27-minute guitar solos in the middle [...]
Posted in humor on May 22nd, 2008
Today was yet another Twitter outage. This cartoon sums it up nicely.
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Posted in humor on Oct 22nd, 2007
FAIRFIELD, CA—Lacking the exuberance, spontaneity, and airborne bodily fluids of previous all-night fuckfests, the first orgy since the passing of group-sex enthusiast Brian Hodge was a solemn and subdued affair, heavily lubricated sources reported Monday.
“Spirits were definitely low,” said Catherine Davis, who claimed that Hodge’s accidental drowning was almost as unexpected as the time Scott [...]
Posted in humor on Sep 19th, 2007
Staff at a German butcher’s shop were shocked to discover a customer had hidden two sex toys in their sausages for transport to Dubai.
The rationale being they wouldn’t search it because it was pork?
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Posted in bestiality, humor on Aug 22nd, 2007
OK, so typically here at the Carnival we try to stay highbrow — you know, seminars and educational opportunities and analyses of sexual politics and so forth — but sometimes… well, sometimes I just can’t resist reaching deep down low, down to the Spanish-television bikini-weather-report level.
Behold, readers: A bull humping a midget little person.
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Posted in craigslist, funny, humor on Aug 7th, 2007
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Why I no longer want to have sex
“It has taken me 9 years of unsatisfactory sex to realize that men are clueless in bed and [...]
http://www.brightcove.com/title.jsp?title=823359685
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Posted in humor, librarians on May 24th, 2007
From the Livejournal library_mofo group (“The Society for Librarians* Who Say “Motherfucker”), LibraryNinja posts probably the funniest reference interview ever:
A female undergrad walks up to the desk for help.“Hi, I’m looking for anal tourism research.” She says.I could not have heard her correctly.“Um, what?” I reply.“I’m looking for anal tourism research.”Like Thailand and Vegas? “I [...]
Posted in craigslist, funny, humor on Apr 28th, 2007
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Does Your Human Need a Date, Too?“I’m posting for my human, as she thinks this online dating thing is silly and won’t do it herself. [...]
Posted in craigslist, humor on Mar 16th, 2007
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sea – The Perfect Craigslist Girl, Or So I Thought“I never saw her again. I called, texted, and e-mailed for weeks, long after I should [...]
Posted in craigslist, funny, humor on Mar 1st, 2007
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No more sex. Please. (s.f. bayarea)“When I first saw your vagina I was so excited to see all my favorite traits in one package. Now the faint [...]
Posted in bestiality, fetish, humor, zoophilia on Mar 1st, 2007
A man who was found dressed in latex and handcuffs brought a donkey to his room in a Galway city centre hotel, because he was advised “to get out and meet people,” the local court heard last week.
Thomas Aloysius McCarney with an address in south Galway was charged with cruelty to animals, lewd and [...]
A float depicting U.S. President George W. Bush being spanked by the Statue Of Liberty passes by during the Rose Monday carnival parade in Mainz, western Germany, on Monday, Feb. 19, 2007. Thousands of spectators attended the traditional street carnival parade in the state of Rhineland-Palatinates’s capital. (AP Photo/Bernd Kammerer)
Thanks, Lolita!
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Posted in craigslist, funny, humor on Jan 29th, 2007
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Casual Definitions Of Casual Sex
TO THE WOMAN WHO IS BLOWING MY BOSS
Rant: All men aren’t creeps…
Missing: 10 panties of various colors/states of disrepair
There’s A Banana [...]
