Don Draper’s Guide to Picking Up Women (SNL)

by Viviane on 10/27/2008

in humor

Be silent.

Be vague.

Have a great name.

Look fantastic in a suit.

Look fantastic in casual wear.

Look fantastic in anything.

Sound good.

Smell good.

Kiss good.

Strut around with supreme confidence.

Be uncannily successful at your job.

Blow people away anytime you say anything.

Take six-hour lunches.

Disappear for weeks at a time.

Lie to everyone about everything.

Drink and smoke constantly.

basically, be Don Draper.

See also What Would Don Draper Do?

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  • http://www.moronosphere.com/ Karl Elvis

    Hell, replace ‘suit’ with ‘kilt’ and cross out ‘smoke’, that sounds like me. B^)

  • http://jazzsexsoup.wordpress.com/ Dylan

    What’s so great about the name Don?

    Now Dylan … Dylan is a GREAT name. ::grin::

  • http://lucreziamagazine.com/popmycherry/ Domina Doll

    Geeze. Sounds like my s/o… Except he has a unoriginal Name: Stephen, is a bit of a slobbery kisser, and doesn’t lie. Everything else he’s good to go. Are there really guys out that can fit this bill? I’d really like to know :)

  • http://www.bisexualgirlsclub.com/blog Leslie

    OMG I love this guide. It’s hilarious!

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