Filipino Prison Bitches Keep On Dancin’

This video’s been on the Intertubes for a while, but knowing some of you, it hasn’t found your desktop through all the porn.

“When Filipino prisoners aren’t mopping up oil spills with their hair, they’re doing their patriotic duty of reenacting “Thriller” with the prison tranny.”

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"Thriller" (original upload)

1,500 plus CPDRC inmates of the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center, Cebu, Philippines at practice! This is not the final routine, and definitely not a punishment! just a teaser.

– July 17, 2007

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Remember that scene in 13 Going on 30 where Jennifer Garner does the Thriller dance? This is way crazier. Seriously. Dig the ponytail on the lady. Also, the dude in front looks like Yao Ming, right? Only, you know, much shorter.

Cue my Vincent Price cackle.

Thanks, Meg!

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