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pearls Pleasurists #38

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Pleasurists is your round-up of the adult product reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #31? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #33? Submit it here before Sunday June 14th at 11:59pm PDT. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.

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Editor’s Pick

  • Midgets, fat men and baby carriages…oh my! Ninn Worx Collector’s Edition of “Catherine” by Laurel
  • [F]rankly, I don’t think good porn should leave you questioning what you just saw. I don’t think good porn should leaving you thinking at all after watching it. [...] So, if you can ignore the midget, the fat man and the baby carriage and everything else that seems out of place in an adult film, this is totally worth watching.

    Editor’s Note: I love unique products and good reviews, and this review happens to have both! It’s amusing while giving a good idea of the movie and just how amazingly weird it is. Artistic porn sounds like a good idea, right?

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Pleasurists is your round-up of the adult product reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #28? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #30? Submit it here before Sunday May 25th at 11:59pm PDT. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.

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Editor’s Pick

  • The Five-Contact Spark Plug, from Huse by Themistokles
  • To find the kind of inventor who cares enough to think things through, you need to look past the mainstream. Leave the well-trod paths behind, and explore the odd little shops where the master artisans do their work.

    The Five-Contact Spark Plug is that kind of masterpiece.

    Rupert Huse, who designed the Spark Plug, was clearly thinking about female anatomy and erotic response.

    Editor’s Note: I’m fascinated with Electrosex and both this review and Themistokles’ other review this week deals directly with it, not only does this review give great information about the toy at hand it also talks about other similar items from other companies by comparison and is generally well written and enticing. Loved it!

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Pleasurists is your round-up of the adult product reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #27? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #29? Submit it here before Sunday May 18th at 11:59pm PDT. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.

Editor’s Note: Apologies this edition came out later than expected/desired! I was out of town in the beginning of the week with a dead laptop and didn’t have a chance to get to it until later than I liked. This round-up only has reviews submitted by May 10th at 11:59pm PDT in it, as if it was posted on Monday.

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Editor’s Pick

  • Semenex by Average Joe
  • So what did it actually taste like exactly? Rancid eggnog mixed with broccoli water, pineapples, and garnished with a little nutmeg and a final hint (just a hint) of celery. It smells great. It smells like gingerbread cookies coated in cinnamon, it’s even a nice light brown color but do not be fooled! Once you actually mix this in water it turns green and has a taste not many people could stomach.

    Editor’s Note: I think I love well-written humorous negative reviews, and this is definitely one of those. I couldn’t help laughing out loud at a few points, and while it doesn’t make me want to buy the product for any male I know it makes me want to read more of Average Joe’s reviews. Don’t you agree?

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blissbliss Bliss Bliss Kit

Introducing the Bliss Bliss Kit by Bijoux Indiscrets!

A few months back I reviewed the Regard Indescret Set [my review] from Babeland made by Bijoux Indiscrets.  Lucky me, Babeland sent me the Bliss Bliss Kit, another awesome kit by the same manufacturers in Spain.  I really cannot rave about these kits enough.  They are simple, yet elegant and contain excellent quality products that any woman would love to receive as a gift.  At least I can speak for myself and say that I would love to receive them, so thank you Babeland, my not-so-secret admirers!

First, these kits come in black tin cases with a matte flower print.  There is a peel-off label that comes easily off with detergent and hot water, and then the box is very lovely and discrete, so you can keep it on your bedside table without anyone thinking it is anything other than a jewel case.  I love these sexy little tins and want to collect them all.

But, it is probably what is inside that little black box that is even more exciting.  The Bliss Bliss Kit contains a black silk blindfold printed with reversible messages: “Ooh!” on one side, and “Shhhh…” on the other; a black marabou feather tickler and a 30ml bottle of massage gel.  The blindfold is very sensual and luxurious against the skin and I felt like I was in “9 ½ Weeks” when I placed it over my eyes waiting for Mickey Rourke to feed me fresh strawberries with his fingertips.  Mmmm!  The feather tickler feels wonderful flickered across your nakedness, especially if you are wearing the blindfold and don’t know exactly where you lover is going to tease you with it next.

The massage gel is actually more like a slippery silicone liquid that is clear, unscented and has no discernable taste.  It makes your skin feel powdery silken smooth and I like the fact that it has no scent.  For once, a massage lotion with no scent, which means that it would be perfectly fine to use as a silicone lubricant as well.  It comes in a very beautifully designed gray floral bottle with a pump dispenser, so no worries about spills or dripping.  The lotion absorbs right into the skin leaving it silky, with no residue or oiliness what-so-ever.  The lotion is oil-free, condom/latex/toy friendly and does not stain sheets like regular massage oils.  The Bliss Bliss Massage Gel ingredients include Cyclopentasiloxane, dimethiconol, dimethicone.

This Bliss Bliss Kit from Babeland is a provocative luxury gift that is perfect for yourself or to buy for someone else you love or lust.


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unknown Pleasurists #27

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Pleasurists is your round-up of the adult product reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #26? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #28? Submit it here before Sunday May 11th at 11:59pm PST. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.

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Editor’s Pick

    Editors Notes: Two this week, because I couldn’t choose between them! Making up for weeks I didn’t have any, maybe?

  • Sinfully Soft Leather Collar and Cuffs from Sinvention by Raven Quince
  • I may be a submissive, but I’m not into pain, so comfort was very high on my list of requirements. I went to many of the sex toy sites and their collars just didn’t seem to cut it, they looked flimsy and uncomfortable.

    I admit I’m biased because I lust after everything Sinvention makes, but I thought the review was wonderfully written and really pulled me in, then I found out this was her first review which surprised me (maybe because my first many reviews were crap), and I knew I had to choose her this week!

  • Clone-A-Willy Candle Kit by Wendy Blackheart
  • I could make a model of his cock, it would be fun, and I wouldn’t be using it to fuck boys or girls with (since candles make very poor dildos. I know from experience. Don’t ask.)

    I always love Wendy’s reviews and this is a particularly wonderful and hilarious one. Her stories are always delightful, and even though the kit was full of fail the post is full of win. Definitely worth a read!

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Pleasurists #26 marks six months of Pleasurists weekly round-ups!

Pleasurists is your round-up of the adult product reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #25? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #27? Submit it here before Sunday April 26th at 11:59pm PST. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.

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Editor’s Pick

  • An Open Letter to my Fleshlight: Ice Butt Fleshlight by Jake Holden
  • Since I’ve got to know you so deeply I’ve come (literally) to see past (literally) your slightly gimmicky clear case, and I’ve seen the real you; the so open, so accepting, and so soft moulded gel insert whose embrace I could never grow tired of – especially when it’s been submerged in hot tap water and coated with my favourite lube.

    Editor’s Note: Though technically this review went up quite some time ago, but it was submitted with a note recognizing that and asking for it to be included anyway. I’m not super strict on the posting rules as long as people aren’t giving me twenty reviews from the last few months to put in the issue, but I digress. I thought The review was so well done and quite unique so I not only had to include it but I had to highlight it for you all to read as well!

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shibari Pleasurists #25

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Pleasurists is your round-up of the adult product reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #24? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #26? Submit it here before Sunday April 26th at 11:59pm PST. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.

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Editor’s Pick

  • Rainbow Bright Glass dildo by Thursday’s Child

    When I first pulled the Rainbow Bright glass dildo out its protective bubble wrap, I literally gasped because it was sooo pretty. The picture really doesn’t do it justice – the colors are much more vibrant, much more intense. The contrast between the smooth glass and the raised texture of the hearts was subtle, but pleasing – I could just imagine how it would feel inside of me.

    Editor’s note: Each week I try to pick posts which are not only well-written but also which are somehow unique or unusual and make me desire to own the toy being reviewed. I loved the callback to Rainbow Bright the cartoon character and with talking about a childhood memory in contrast with the gorgeous and very adult glass dildo. Not to mention I’m a sucker for hearts. Loved it!

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Feeldoe More

by Domina Doll on 04/17/2009

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feeldoe more Feeldoe More

Last week I reviewed the Share dildo by Fun Factory [my review].  This week I’m trying out the Feeldoe More by Tantus.  Like the Share, the Feeldoe is a strapless strap-on for dick-less fuckers (or cock challenged) regardless of gender.  Now, I don’t mean that sarcastically, because I am a dick-less fucker who enjoys the opportunity of becoming penis-empowered, via the use of the amazing strap-on cock invention.

The Feeldoe-like the Share-is a two-part strapless dildo.  I mentioned in my Share review that this “idea most likely evolved from double-ended dildos, except with the [Feeldoe], one end has a bulb which is inserted into the fucker, while the other end (la cock) is used for penetrating the fuckee”.  The Share features a bean-shaped bulb, while the Feeldoe’s is egg-shaped.  The difference is that the bean-shape works well as a G-spot or P-spot stimulator, although the Feeldoe’s egg-shaped bulb is stimulating to the fucker as well.  The Feeldoe as has a little slot where you can insert a small bullet vibe for added stimulation, but to be honest, the vibration wasn’t really enough to do much for me.

The Feeldoe, however, is designed for greater pleasure potential for the fuckee due to a few reasons.  First, it is much stiffer than the Share and therefore easier to insert into the fuckee.  Dance around with this cock on and you will notice that it doesn’t flop around as much as the Share.  Also, the Feeldoe More has extra length and girth, so it is a big hefty cock, for those who like to be filled to the max.

What I love about strapless strap-ons is that you just pop it in your vagina (or anus) and you have insta-cock.  No fussing with harnesses (no matter how cool a leather harness may look), just slip the Feeldoe in and you are a fucking machine.  This is really good for the heat of the moment.  You do need fairly well-toned PC muscles (or a harness) to keep the bulb inside of you whether you are fucking with it or dancing in front of the mirror.  The good thing about this is that by clenching and holding your PC muscles around the Feeldoe, much like doing kegels, your muscles will get stronger over time, which translates into bigger, better, stronger orgasms.  And it is ten times more fun that doing kegels with beads or a barbell.

So How Does it Work?

This time I didn’t have a real flesh-n-blood partner to try the Feeldoe on, so I used one of my sex dolls: Justine.  Fucking a sex doll with a fake dick is an interesting experience.  I’m sure this would have been a sight if the Fed-ex guy had arrived with a package that day (then he’d know what was in all those boxes).  Now, Justine doesn’t squirm or match my rhythm, so not quite a fair comparison, but I found it fairly easy to get my groove on with the Feeldoe.  Since Justine couldn’t tell me how it felt (she’s only a bubble head after all), I decided to turn that cock around and try it on myself.  It felt pretty damn good.  I am actually getting a bit horny writing this review and thinking back, and there it is sitting on my desk just waiting, I might just have to take a little break…

Okay, yes, the Feeldoe does feel damned good.  I have confirmed that without a doubt.  It has a sweet swollen knob that is very realistic sensory-wise, and the curl of the cock as well as that bulbous head is lovely for G-spot stimulation.  This is a big dick, and I loved how well it filled me up as I fantasized about Edward in the film Twilight biting my neck and fucking me silly.  (They should make an X-rated version of that film for perverts.) Anyway, nice smooth silicone, flexible, yet study, the Feeldoe is fucking fantastic.  The Feeldoe More is the largest of the Feeldoe line, but they do make smaller ones for those not as cock hungry as I.  It is a great toy for queer-girl fuckery, bending-over-boyfriends, or simply solo sex.  Fantasies not included.

Thank you to PinkCherry.com for allowing me to review the Feeldoe More.  Check out their site for more great sex toys, strap-ons and dildos.  Shopping in Canada?  No worries, visit PinkCherry.ca.

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posvoid Pleasurists #24

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Pleasurists is your round-up of the adult product reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #23? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #25? Submit it here before Sunday April 19th at 11:59pm PST. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.

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Editor’s Pick

  • Smart Balls by Eliot Bodem
  • [P]lacing them as is shown in the little instruction booklet left me feeling that they were always in danger of falling out. But now that I think about it, I suppose that’s the point; you instinctively clench around the balls and that works the PC muscle.

    Editor’s Note: I try to pick posts which are not only well-written but also which are somehow unique or unusual and make me desire to own the toy being reviewed. While I’ve seen many reviews of the Fun Factory Smart Balls I thoroughly enjoyed the sense of discovery in this review and it made me want to try them.

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Pleasurists is your round-up of the adult product reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #22? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #24? Submit it here before Sunday April 12th at 11:59pm PST. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.

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Editor’s Pick

  • Bebe by Beautiful Dreamer
  • Love Being Woman, once again, seems very friendly. Warm & welcoming. One of the things they set out to do was a create a vibrator designed by women that was beautiful AND functional. And they’d had enough with the tacky images and bad packaging. As someone who dissects every package with a little too much critique, I have to say I definitely appreciate their attention to detail.

    Editor’s Note: I try to pick posts which are not only well-written but also which are somehow unique or unusual and make me desire to own the toy being reviewed. This one definitely fits both of those criteria. Interesting information, gorgeous toy that I’d never seen before, and overall a wonderful review!

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Pleasurists is your round-up of the adult product reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #21? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #23? Submit it here before Sunday April 5th at 11:59pm PST. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.

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Pleasurists is your round-up of the adult product reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #20? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #22? Submit it here before Sunday March 29th at 11:59pm PST. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.

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Pleasurists is your round-up of the adult product reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #19? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #21? Submit it here before Sunday March 15th at 11:59pm PST. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.

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infraredmassager1 Infrared Warming Rechargeable Massager

Back in January, I reported on my blog Pop My Cherry about the Aphrodite Massager, nicknamed “the sure thing” as seen on the Oprah Winfrey show with Dr. Laura Bergman.  Just the endorsement of this vibrator by Oprah, in what has been called “the Oprah effect” and how it helped one woman overcome her orgasm obstacles (she climaxed for the first time in years) sent sales skyrocketing, and the sex toy sold out in less than two hours on every major sex store online.

And, while thousands of women waited for their Aphrodite on backorder, I decided to take another route and try Aphrodite’s twin sister the Warming Rechargeable Massager.  Although the Aphrodite retails from between $65-$70, the Warming Rechargeable Massager is almost less than half that price at around $45.

infraredmassager3 300x300 Infrared Warming Rechargeable Massager

So what is the difference?  No much from what I can tell, except for color and the fact that the Aphrodite has a Greek Goddess name and is endorsed by the Berman Centre and Oprah.  Both vibrators feature plug-in rechargers, both have two speeds, both have 3 silicone massager heads, both feature a flexo-joint so it moves with you and swivel flex joints so the vibrator can be positioned for better dexterity.  In addition to the two-speed vibrations, both the Aphrodite and the Warming Rechargeable Massager have the soothing, warming power of Infra-red heat.  These toys seem to be nearly identical actually and both are made by California Exotics.  I am getting the Aphrodite next week, so will do a real comparison review of the two toys then.

How does the Warming Rechargeable Massager work?  Well, I was impressed by this toy.  I actually got it in the mail at the perfect time.  I was having a stressful week and had kinky neck and shoulder (not the good kind of kink either).  I had already tried Epsom salt baths, but the kink just got worse as the days went on.  Day three into the nasty kink, the massager showed up and I asked my partner to rub my neck and shoulder with it.  As a real massager for muscles the vibrations worked wonders on my neck and shoulder, giving me the relief I had been looking for.  On the low vibration speed, the infrared heat soothes the muscles, and although you can only feel a subtle warmth, it seemed to be working, in much the same way that Physical Therapists use infrared for treatment on an injury.  The infrared doesn’t work on the high setting, but the vibrations are fairly powerful and feel wonderful on the muscles.

infraredmassager2 300x300 Infrared Warming Rechargeable Massager

As an intimate massager, the Warming Rechargeable Massager worked well too.  Both speeds got me aroused and tingling, but it was the high speed that got me to climax.  This massager has more power that a small clitoral stimulator, but not as much as the Hitachi, so I would place it somewhere in between.  The charge lasts an hour which is long enough to get the job done no matter what your intent.  The interchangeable massager heads are all different: one is smooth, one has bristles and the last is forked.  I preferred the smooth head for clitoral massage and the bristled head for scalp massage.  I love this massager for both muscle and intimate massage and am glad I tried the cheaper version of the Aphrodite first.  I’ll let you know next week, how these two really compare when put to the ultimate test.  If you are tired of waiting for the Aphrodite on backorder and want to see what all the hype is all about, hop on over to Tabu Toys to get a Warming Rechargeable Massager of your own.  Only you will know it is not the “real” thing, and nobody has to tell Oprah!

Find more great sex toys and vibrators from the gals at Tabu Toys!

tabutoys Infrared Warming Rechargeable Massager

GuilleDes Pleasurists #19

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Pleasurists is your round-up of the adult product reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #18? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #20? Submit it here before Sunday March 15th at 11:59pm PST. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.

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  • Pearl Cuffs by CarrieAnn
  • The second I saw them a fantasy bloomed, large and dark, in the recesses of my mind.

    I had images of formalwear and candlelight, gourmet meals and decadent desserts. A meal served silently, these dainty pearl cuffs binding my wrists. Images of kneeling at his feet, being hand fed bits of his meal and sips of his wine – the pearl cuffs wrapping my wrists, hands helplessly still in my lap.

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