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iconicpocket Iconic Pocket by Jimmyjane

For the past three weeks I’ve been on the search for the perfect rocket and have been reviewing Pocket Rocket-style vibrators.  No series of reviews on pocket pockets would be complete without including the Iconic Pocket by Jimmyjane which I have had the pleasure to test out.

First a bit of history about the Pocket Rockets and how the Iconic Pocket came to be.

“Pocket Vibrators were first produced in Japan over 25 years ago.  Their compact all-in-one design made them the most portable vibrators available at the time…  While Pocket Vibrators were designed to be compact, they were also engineered to be powerful.  The four hemispheres on the tip of the vibrator help intensify sensation by varying the contact pressure as they are moved across the body.”—From the Iconic Pocket package by Jimmyjane

Jimmyjane realized that the Pocket Rocket had become a sex toy icon, and like “the rabbit” and “vibrating ring” were “ubiquitous mainstays of popular culture”.  So they teamed up with Japanese company Vibratex, creators of the original Pocket Rocket and Rabbit Habit, to offer the curated Usual Suspects Iconic Vibrator Collection.  The Iconic Pocket is a part of that line.

So, is the Iconic Rocket just a knock-off of the original, or something more?  Well, it looks much like the original, but as with everything Jimmyjane does, they have improved upon that design and made it better than ever.

The Iconic Pocket is pure white and looks like it belongs in a minimalist art gallery sitting all by itself on a pristine white pillar.  Like their other sexy innovations, the Iconic meets their “stringent material quality and safety standards, and is backed by our one-year limited warranty – the first of its kind for these types of vibrators.”  It is waterproof, uses one AA battery and neatly packaged in a environmentally sustainable little cardboard box that is also perfect for storage.

Unlike the original Pocket Rocket, this vibe kicks ass.  Although it is not as quiet as Jimmyjane’s Form 6 [my review] it is an uber powerful little vibe. I don’t know how they did it, but the Iconic Pocket has more power than any of the other 1 speed rockets I have tested that take 1 AA battery.  It actually has the same power as the 3 speed Pocket Rocket Plus and Pocket Booster [my review] on their highest settings, each of which takes 2 AA batteries or more.  All this power in a minimalist compact package makes the Iconic Pocket one of the best pocket rocket-style vibrators on the market.  Am I surprised?  Not really.  Knowing the quality and attention to detail that goes into Jimmyjane’s designs, it was easy to guess that they would settle for nothing less than perfection.

But will it get you off?  You bet-cha!  Unless you have a clit of steel, this rocket will shoot you to the stars.

You can purchase the Iconic Pocket along with all the other Usual Suspects at WWW.JIMMYJANE.COM.

This Aint Star Trek XXX (2009)
Studio: Hustler Video
Director: Axel Braun
Cast: Aurora Snow, Cheyne Collins, Codi Carmichael, Evan Stone, Jada Fire, Jenna Haze, Nick Manning, Sasha Grey, Tony DeSergio

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TV parodies are the big thing these days in porn, with big companies producing retro porn TV show spoofs from the 70s and 80s like Happy Days, The Partridge Family, The Brady Bunch, Three’s Company, and Bewitched.  And, why not?  These porn spoofs are all the rage, because making fun of 70s and 80s pop culture is very amusing.

And, while I like all of the above, I must admit I am a die-hart Trekkie.  Ya, I love Captain Kirk and Spock (cool ears, I wonder what his cock looks like?) and all the groovy outfits and girls with big hair.  I’m not so weird like my brother and go to cons dressed up in character, although I admit I have been tempted.  But, I don’t think your measure of fan-hood needs to include dressing up in silly costumes in public.  I prefer to be a private cult devotee and masturbate to my fantasies.  In fact, I can’t tell you how many times I’ve masturbated to the idea of being gang-banged by the guys in Nex Gen…  But, that’s another story, and hopefully another porn spoof in the making.

In “This Aint Star Trek XXX” the crew has a mission “to boldly go where no cock has gone before.”  Sweet!  You can see right away how Star Trek was made to become a porn.  Unfortunately, they don’t seem to use all those nifty one-liners enough.  For instance, I’m sure something could have been done with “Bone’s boner” or “Spock’s cock”, but these and other opportunities never emerge.  Evan Stone hams it up quite a bit behind-the-scenes and if the director had of been paying attention, he should have added some of Stone’s adlibbed lines to the script.  Stone is the perfect Captain Kirk, to be sure and he even got his lovely locks shorn for the part, but I feel the direction was very “stiff” (and not in a good way) which held Stone and the other cast members back a lot.  The director, Axel Braun, seemed more concerned with getting the atmosphere and production quality right (which he does amazingly well) rather than the comedic aspects that could and should have been emphasized.  In all fairness, he didn’t write the script, and it is hard to write comedy.  Maybe they should have let Evan Stone write it?

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And, while “This Aint Star Trek” was a let down in that way, it excelled in every other department.  The cast is stellar and the sex rocks.  Stone is amazing as Kirk and has Shatner’s abrupt stuttering swagger down.  I really hope Shatner gets a chance to check out his performance.  Tony DeSergio is a pretty good Spock, even with his British accent.  Jenna Haze is the perfect cock-devouring alien love slave, and Sasha Grey makes for a sexy Vulcan undergoing “pon farr”, the Vulcan equivalent of unrepressed sexual passion.  Jada Fire is the hottest Uhura in her three-way with Stone and DeSergio, perhaps the best scene in the film (or a close runner up with Sasha Grey and Stone’s scene).  Nick Manning plays Khan and over-acts quite a bit, but it was somewhat appropriate to the role, I guess.

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This 2 set DVD also has “a blooper reel” and “behind-the-scenes” as well as three bonus scenes from other films featuring Sasha Grey, Jenna Haze and Aurora Snow.

Overall, I enjoyed “This Aint Star Trek” quite a bit and look forward to watching some of the other spoofs, like “Not The Bradys XXX” (review coming soon).  Although I was hoping for more comedy and silly dialogue, the sex was great, and I guess that is all you can ask for in mainstream porn these days.

Check out “This Aint Star Trek XXX” and other fun porn parodies at AdamEve.com, a great place to shop because they always throw in free DVDs and gifts with your purchase!

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Editor’s Pick

  • Lube & Lascivious Conduct: A quest for a lubricant that doesn’t suck by Dollfacekilla
  • No, a good lube is totally clear, and like a good joke, completely tasteless. I’m in the market for the good stuff so I’ve asked the friendly folks at TabuToys.com to provide me with a list of their top 10 selling sex lubricants for me to rate and compare. This will be an epic task requiring a cast-iron stomach and a sturdy wrist. But now it looks like I’m stalling and as Jane Gumb says, “It put’s the lotion on the skin or it get’s the hose.”

    Editor’s Note: While this was posted out of the date range of this Pleasurists I do make exceptions for exceptional reviews. I read this review a few weeks ago and didn’t know who was behind it but was ultimately impressed. I love the premise of the site as well as the reviews and product mentions, I love reviews of bad products that are snarky and witty and this one definitely fits that bill.

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pocket rocket booster Pocket Rocket Booster

My first vibrator was the Original Pocket Rocket and it taught me how to have my first clitoral orgasm on my own.  Since then, I’ve moved on to bigger, shiner, more expensive sex toys, but the Rocket will always have a place in my desk top drawer.  I have tried many other Rockets over the years, including the 3-speed Pocket Rocket Plus, which, up until I tried the Pocket Rocket Booster, was my go-to vibe in a pinch.

The Pocket Rocket Booster blasts the hell out of any other rocket I have tried.  It’s the rocket on Viagra.

Unlike all other Pocket Rockets, the Booster has two components: 1) The Rocket vibrator and 2) the booster controller which attaches to it with a plug-in cord.  You can use the vibe itself solo, which is convenient, but it becomes a whole other toy when attached to the booster.  It is like a mini Hitachi Magic Wand [my review] (and actually has more power per size than the Hitachi, if you were comparing it to like an ant vs. a human).  Really no comparison.  Seriously, if you like small clitoral vibes with the maximum amount of power and vibration a toy can give you, then the Pocket Rocket Booster is your toy.  It now has the superior position of being located in my top desk drawer (my masturbation drawer!).

Power: 10 Speeds from buzz to blast-off

Functions: 5 Variations of undulations and pulsations

You can purchase the Pocket Rocket Booster at VibeReview.

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Hard Love and How To Fuck In High Heels (2000)
Studio: S.I.R. Video / Fatale Media
Directors: Jackie Strano, Shar Rednour
Cast: C.C. Belle, Chester Drawers, Edrie, Jamie Ben-Azay, Nicole Katler, Veronica Savage, and Shar Rednour.

hard love Hard Love and How to Fuck in High Heels

Hard Love and How To Fuck In High Heels” is a double feature written, directed and produced by Shar Rednour and Jackie Strano, a lesbian couple from San Francisco who are actively involved in the sex industry through video production and spoken word performances.  This film was the first lesbian-produced porn to be recognized by mainstream porn and receive an award from AVN for “Best All-Girl Feature”.

“Hard Love” follows Jackie Strano, a butch dyke who is one half of a recently separately lesbian couple and her ex-lover, the seductive C.C. Bell.  The two wash away their sorrows by having raunchy sex with other women, but are still drawn to each other and end up having make-up / break-up sex together.  The sex is raw and authentic as the butches strap-on their dyke dicks featuring heady groping, sucking, fucking, anal sex and fisting.  While the argument scene has overly dramatic performances, the dykes are handsome as fuck and the femmes so sweet I could eat their brains (and pussies) like jam.

“How to Fuck in High Heels” is a mock behind-the-scenes performance piece, in which Shar Rednour recites her sound art on stage. This stage scene flashes back and forth as she demonstrates with “exceptional grace, skill and style” just how to fuck other sexy femmes in her many pairs of platforms, stilettos and come-fuck-me shoes.  Some seriously hot scenes ensue, packed full of hardcore lesbian action that is as real as lust can get.

If you love real dykes and femmes having genuine sex on film, you will love this film.  It is a great addition to my other much-loved lesbian films by Pink and White Productions, Bleu Productions and Blowfish Videos.  I look forward to seeing more of S.I.R. Video in the future.  Rock on!

You can get “Hard Love and How To Fuck In High Heels” at Babeland along with many other hot lesbian DVDs.


 Hard Love and How to Fuck in High Heels

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temptation Pleasurists #35

by Matt Miller

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  • Sublime by Carrie Ann
  • Insertion with this toy is wonderful. Thrusting is amazing. It’s girthy yet not huge, filling but not uncomfortable and the bumps and bulges really stimulate the inner labia and vaginal entrance.

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milkmaid02 Milkmaid Dildo by Studio Oooms 2.0

A few weeks ago I reviewed the Milkmaid Dildo by Studio Oooms [my review].  You can read more about the construction of the toy there.  In that review, however, I stated that I didn’t use the dildo because I considered it a “beautiful work of art”.  A few people though that was a lame excuse not to use a dildo, so here I am back to tell you that I took it off my collectibles shelf and did use it.

This is how it felt.

Like I suspected, the Milkmaid Dildo is perfect for temperature play.  It has a hollow body featuring a cork at the bottom so can be filled with hot water to warm.  I put it in the fridge for a few hours to make a cool treat for my hot pussy.  It’s been very hot and muggy lately, so the cooled off Milkmaid was exactly what my pussy craved.

The ceramic has a very similar feeling to that of glass, yet slightly (almost imperceptibly) different, which is impossible to articulate unless you’ve felt the difference yourself. The cool smoothness felt amazing inside me, each stroke like a long drink of cool water, yet solid and resistant.

It is a considerable dildo in length and a bit larger in girth than many.  So it really filled me up well, yet didn’t feel uncomfortable because of the smooth slick surface.  The girth was actually excellent to clench around, which would push it out, then I’d slide it back in, so my pussy was doing a lot of the work itself.  There is a slight curve at the tip of the dildo and it did work well for G-spot massage.  I used the dildo in unison with a clitoral vibe and experienced first a G-spot orgasm, then a few minutes later a clitoral and G-spot together.

So the Milkmaid Dildo is not only a “beautiful object d’art” but also a practical and wonderful feeling dildo as well.  If you love the feel of glass and ceramic dildos, the Milkmaid is sure to please.  And, once you are finished pleasuring yourself, you can put it up for display!

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Matt and Khym: Better Than Ever (2007)
Director- Tony Comstock
Studio- Comstock Films
Cast: Matt and Khym

matt and khym lg Matt and Khym: Better Than Ever

Tony Comstock does it again with “Matt and Khym: Better Than Ever”.  Although I began reviewing Comstock Films with their latest: “Bill and Desiree” [my review], each film I have seen since then has amazed me.  You would think that using the same formula over and over would get boring, but Comstock’s films are always arousing, intimate and beautiful, and each cast of lovers so diverse that there is always something new to enjoy and experience.  It is the lovers: their different stories, personalities and relationships; that make each Comstock film unique and stand-alone.  And, while you may think, seen one, seen them all, nothing could be further from the truth.

Matt and Khym met with Khym just out of high school and Matt in his early twenties.  Now, in their thirties, they rediscover the sizzle and attraction that first drew them together to find that sex and intimacy are even better than it was before.

Matt and Khym are a very down-to-earth, sweet, compassionate couple.  Not only do they care deeply for each other, they show great kindness to others by populating their home with “strays”.  Because of this they have given up their privacy for many years to shelter others with their love and kindness.  Now, instead of hiding behind closed doors, or having sex in cars, Matt and Khym are free to enjoy their lovemaking openly and rediscover their “2nd Honeymoon.”  They invite you to take “a little peek into their bedroom.”

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What starts off slow and sensual with loving caresses soon heats up into a passionate scene of erotic love.  Matt and Khym’s sex scene is intimate, compelling, sweet and erotic.  What I enjoy most about Comstock films is that the lovemaking is always about mutual pleasure, unlike so many porn films that are focused on male desire only.  The men in Comstock’s films are more interested in deriving their pleasure by giving pleasure to their partners and are gifted at making love.

Matt and Khym say they wanted to do this film to show couples that even after years of marriage you can still reconnect with your partner and renew that sexual intimacy.  They encourage others to make sex and intimacy a priority by continuously feeding it.  Matt and Khym: Better Than Ever, is a pleasure to watch solo and even more special to share with a lover.

Buy Matt and Khym by clicking the link below:

Matt and Khym: Better Than Ever (Real People, Real Life, Real Sex series) Matt and Khym: Better Than Ever

g rider Nexus G Rider

The G-Rider is a P (or G) spot toy made by Nexus, a brilliant sex toy company out of Britain.  They make a whole series of wickedly designed P-spot vibrating anal toys specifically for men.  And, it’s about time.  Next to the Aneros and Rude Boy, there isn’t much out there for excellent quality P-spot toys for guys.

I have found in my experience with P-spot toys, what is good for the Goose is usually also good for the Gander.  Meaning, P-spot toys for men are usually interchangeable as G-spot toys for women and visa-versa.  Not having a P-spot of my own I can’t tell you what it feels like there, but I can tell you how it works on the female G-spot.  But, first, a few details about the toy itself.

First of all, the G-Rider is shaped much like the Aneros toys, and has a hard core that keeps its shape.  However, unlike the Aneros which is constructed of hard plastic, the G-Rider is coated in the most sensual velvety silicone.  As soon as I pulled it out of its plastic box I wanted to rub it all over my body and holding it now I have the same urge.  It is very high quality silicone and smells so good you’ll want to eat it.  The texture reminds me of some exotic sci-fi creature’s sensual skin, and being bright pink, you could imagine that a strange hybrid penis of a mythical beast might look and feel like this.

The manufacturers have included clear instructions on how to use the toy as well as an illustration defining the parts of its design.  Shaped like an upside-down capital T, the toy features a handle at the bottom with a nubbed perineum stimulator on one side.  The main shaft is short and curved, with a rounded crooked finger that is the P-spot massager part.  On a woman, the finger acts as the G-spot massager and the perineum stimulator as the clitoral stimulator.  The base features the battery compartment and the control button, with 5 vibration settings.

For anal play, the instructions say to wash it (obviously) and suggest cleaning the anus with a douche beforehand.  To insert, use plenty of lube (water-based), relax and insert slowly.  Then you are free to turn on the vibe and ride the “waves” to orgasm, either by leaving it in place or rubbing it against the P-spot.

There are no instructions for vaginal (G-spot) penetration, so here are mine.  Empty bladder.  Apply your favorite water-based lube to the head of the crooked finger.  Insert.  Turn on and play.  The G-spot enjoys firm pressure and often drumming or rubbing, so do what feels best to you.  The way this toy is curved, the finger part feels exactly like the come-hither movement that is ideal for G-spot stimulation if you rock the toy just the right way.  It feels amazing and I have to say (despite being a toy designed for men) this is one of the best G-spot (for women) toys I have ever tried.  The curve is perfect for rubbing and once you feel the urge to squirt, for thrusting and drumming.  Also, the vibrations are fairly powerful and easily felt in this vibe.  Before, I have never really found vibration on my G-spot to make much difference, but here I really noticed it and know it aided in my stimulation and orgasm.

So, I rate this toy an A+ for G-spot stimulation, which just goes to prove that boy toys are fun for girls too.  I imagine this toy would also be stellar for guys as well.

You can find the Nexus G-Rider at TabuToys.com where they carry many different G-spot Vibrators.

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openingup Opening Up: A Guide to Creating and Sustaining Open Relationships

Opening Up: A Guide to Creating and Sustaining Open Relationships” by Tristan Taormino is an enlightening and thought-provoking book that explores the diverse aspects of nonmonogamous relationships from solo polyamory, to partnered nonmonogamy, to triangles and groups.  The book features a wealth of information from stats to brief histories of polyamory in the U.S., as well as Taormino’s own research on the subject where she interviewed over 100 people living in open relationships over the past ten years.

The Guide begins by relating the history of polyamory, as well as breaking the myths of monogamy and traditional relationships, why you might want to choose a nonmonogamous lifestyle and what makes nonmonogamy work.  Section 2 looks at the many styles or models of nonmonogamous relationships and Section 3 talks about creating and sustaining relationships.  There is also a resource guide at the end which lists books, organizations and websites for further information.

Throughout the book Taormino uses checklists and practical advice for the reader which she says can be used like a roadmap to navigate your own way through the different styles and create your own model based on you and your partner(s) needs, desires, and unique situation(s).  Like any emotional or sexual relationship, polyamorous relationships have unique problems, potential issues and conflicts that arise that are common to open relationships.  Taormino deals with each of these giving practical advice and coping strategies including: jealousy, fear of abandonment, time management, negotiating boundaries, violating agreements, new desire, coping with change, safer sex as well as legal issues.

The highlight of the book is the real life experiences Taormino uses with quotes, stories and advice from a diverse group of people who share their desires, fears, challenges, solutions, successes and failures with the reader to provide meaningful context.  This book is really a thoughtful and comprehensive guide on open relationships of all kinds, leaving no stone unturned.  Enlightening, inspirational, and practical, this book is for anyone interested in or already living in responsible nonmonogamous relationships.

You can purchase “Opening Up: A Guide to Creating and Sustaining Open Relationships” by Tristan Taormino at Babeland.


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milkmaid02 Milkmaid Dildo by Studio Oooms

I saw this lovely ceramic dildo a few months ago and just had to have one it is so beautiful.  It is the Milkmaid Dildo by Studio Oooms a design-centric studio in the Netherlands that creates unique objects d-art.  This dildo (the only one Oooms makes) was commissioned by the Dutch souvenir projects as tongue-and-cheek keepsake that a tourist might bring home with them as a memento.  It features the “innocent” image of a milkmaid inspired by Johannes Vermeer famous painting “Het Melkmeisje” (The Milkmaid).  This Delftblue (Delfware) ceramic dildo is meant to be more of a show/conversation piece for your mantel rather than for practical use.  It comes with a small disclaimer saying it “should be considered as art objects with no specific function”, i.e.: that is sexual.

The Milkmaid dildo is hollow and has a cork at the bottom plugging the end, much like an old-fashioned salt shaker.  I immediately wondered why it was built this way and thought perhaps the dildo was supposed to be filled with hot water to warm it up for use.  So, I tried this and the ceramic did warm up nicely and the cork prevented it from leaking.  I didn’t use it this way though, as I didn’t want to keep water in such a beautiful work of art for long.  The hollowed out length of the dildo is large enough to insert a very slim vibrator, so you could potentially turn this into a vibrating dildo.  I didn’t have anything slim enough to try this out, as my Pocket Rocket was even too thick and I worried about damaging it with hard vibrating plastic.  Although it is not meant to be used as a dildo (then again neither are any of the novelty sex toys you can buy), this has a substantial length of 8.7 inches and a 1.4 inch girth.  So it is quite formidable, were you tempted to use it for other erotic purposes.  It is also smooth as glass and so wonderfully cool to the touch.

However, it is meant to be an art display object and is really too beautiful for actual use, so I’ve placed mine in my dining room for now with my antique salt and pepper shakers collection.  Somehow, it didn’t quite fit with my other collectible sex toys: Hello Kitty vibe [my review] and my Obama Dildo.  It is really in a class all its own.  It is such a unique and lovely object and is obviously a “must have” collector’s item for those who enjoy unusual and erotic works of art for display.

You can purchase the Milkmaid Dildo from Studio Oooms for yourself or an admirer of erotic art.  This item is sure to make a statement!

roses Pleasurists #33

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Editor’s Pick

  • Taffy Tickler Silicone Sweets by Epiphora
  • On the front of the package, a circle of orange spines say, “Try Me.” You feel them; they are glossy, pointy, somewhat pliable. They remind you of body jewelry, Hot Topic, the 90s. But this tactile experience does not prepare you for the sensation of the spines in your pussy.

    Editor’s Note: It should be no secret that I love Epiphora’s reviews, and this is a particularly wonderful one. Often reviews of bad toys are better than raving reviews of wonderful toys that we reviewers can’t get enough of and this is one such review. The absolute horror of the toy is at once frightening and intriguing as Epiphora takes you through her attempts of trying to find any redeeming quality in it whatsoever.

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Pleasurists is your round-up of the adult product reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #31? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #33? Submit it here before Sunday June 14th at 11:59pm PDT. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.

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  • Midgets, fat men and baby carriages…oh my! Ninn Worx Collector’s Edition of “Catherine” by Laurel
  • [F]rankly, I don’t think good porn should leave you questioning what you just saw. I don’t think good porn should leaving you thinking at all after watching it. [...] So, if you can ignore the midget, the fat man and the baby carriage and everything else that seems out of place in an adult film, this is totally worth watching.

    Editor’s Note: I love unique products and good reviews, and this review happens to have both! It’s amusing while giving a good idea of the movie and just how amazingly weird it is. Artistic porn sounds like a good idea, right?

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Crash Pad Series Volume 4
Director: Shine Louise Houston
Studi0: Pink and White / Blowfish Video
Cast: Brooklyn Flaco, Carson, Jiz Lee, Dallas, Sadie Lune, Tricksie Treat, Stella, Ex, Muscle Beach

crashpad4 Crash Pad Series Volume 4

Thank you to Blowfish.com for sending me the latest in Pink and White Production’s “Crash Pad Series Volume 4“.  If you’ve read my other reviews of Pink and White films and the Crash Pad series (Champion, Unlocked, Crash Pad Series, Volume 1 and Superfreak), you will know that I love/lust these films.  Each film is different and offers something unique and diverse, which to me is what independent porn is all about.  Sure, if you have a great formula (and Pink & White does) serve it up again and again, but it is always cool to try something a bit different too and throw that into the mix.

What’s different about Volume 4?  Well, there’s a lot more Top/bottom D/s play in this film, more so that the others, which is super fucking hot.  I love girls/bois/femmes/dykes getting it on hardcore and real, but I especially love it when a bit of domination is thrown in for good measure.  It creates a whole new dynamic in the sex, which for me makes it sizzle.  And, look forward to some new faces in this film as well!

Here’s the Scene-by-Scene Play

Scene 1- Brooklyn Flaco and Carson

Okay.  I loved Carson in Lesbian Life – Real Sex San Francisco by Madison Young, and she is really hot here too.  Both Carson and Brooklyn are boyishly femme, although Carson much more femme.  Brooklyn has amazing tattoos including a wicked back piece.  Both are slender built, although Carson much more curvy.  I loved Brooklyn’s cute superhero undies too.  The sex, well was a bit, subdued.  I like a lot of enthusiasm in a sex scene that is auditory, ie: moans, fuck-me-harder, screaming, what-have-you, as long as it is real.  This scene was pretty quiet, so I couldn’t get into it as much as I would have liked.  The sex is pretty ordinary as well, just hands and fisting, no oral or toys, so I would have liked to see a bit more diverse play between them.  Not a bad scene, just didn’t sizzle.

Scene 2- Jiz Lee and Dallas

Jiz Lee is always amazing and such a pro.  I love Dallas too, and she was really hot with Syd Blakovich in Champion.  Both are boyish, slender, gender-bending dykes.  I guess Dallas was having a hard time being topped in this scene and was feeling the pressure to orgasm, so switched it around and topped Jiz.  This is totally cool, because for me the dynamics seem to fit better with Jiz who is more naturally submissive.  The two wrestle around a lot, but Dallas takes the lead and fists Jiz to a squirting orgasm which is one of Jiz’s amazing talents.  Pretty hot scene overall.

Scene 3- Sadie Lune and Tricksie Treat

Sadie and Tricksie are new to the Crash Pad.  Sadie plays the Top and Tricksie the bottom.  The scene starts a bit awkward as they “role play” with Tricksie playing the bottom who doesn’t want to be punished.  Lots of talk going on in the scene, but it takes a while to heat up.  About mid-way, they forget the “play” and the sex becomes more real, so it does get pretty good by the end.  Tricksie rides Sadie’s cock, straddling her hips and gives herself a huge orgasm with the help of a Hitachi.  The orgasm is pretty powerful and very real.  I like the end where Sadie brings Tricksie back down to earth by kind-of grounding her, then a great after-care cuddle session.  Not bad for a first time porn scene together.

Scene 4- Cash and Stella

Cash is very butch and Stella is rather femme.  They seem to be real lovers (in the after scene interview I get this impression).  They both switch it up giving and taking it in turns.  It was really cool seeing Cash get fisted, being the butch and all, and having a wicked on-screen orgasm.  I am so used to butch’s playing top all the time so this was an interesting perspective and seemed very vulnerable.  Stella is pretty cute, but sure talks a lot during sex.  She uses positive affirmations quite a bit, which is cool, but a bit distracting as well.  She has a pretty good orgasm at the end, compliments of Cash.

Scene 5- Ex and Muscle Beach

Saving the best for last!  This is the scene on the cover of Volume 4 and is really fucking amazing.  It is so different than anything I’ve seen so far: so fun and natural.  Ex is a nasty femme Daddy bitch Top.  However, as nasty as she gets, she is totally playful, fun and laughing the whole way.  Her enthusiasm and pleasure is contagious.  Muscle Beach—okay, super drool factor here.  A boi with a Daddy fetish and love for nasty pain mixed pleasure.  MB is late and needs to be punished.  She thinks of a couple lame excuses before coming clean and telling the truth.  Although they are long-time lovers, their play comes across as spontaneous and unscripted.  Ex is very savvy as a Top and experienced, with a hell of a confident vibrato.  MB is submissive, but also a bit bratty, so definitely deserving of her whacks.  Features excellent rope-play, spanking, pounding, nipple torture, humiliation, outstanding scene dynamics and is so fun and playful, it will leave you laughing.  It will also surprise you as well.  This is their first scene together in a porn film and I really hope they do more.  Fantastic scene!

Okay.  So that’s the scoop on the new “Crash Pad Series Volume 4“.  New faces (and hot bodies) with a mix of some D/s.  Lots of fun and something for everyone.  Check it out and all the Crash Pad Series Films at Blowfish.com!

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Editor’s Pick

  • The Five-Contact Spark Plug, from Huse by Themistokles
  • To find the kind of inventor who cares enough to think things through, you need to look past the mainstream. Leave the well-trod paths behind, and explore the odd little shops where the master artisans do their work.

    The Five-Contact Spark Plug is that kind of masterpiece.

    Rupert Huse, who designed the Spark Plug, was clearly thinking about female anatomy and erotic response.

    Editor’s Note: I’m fascinated with Electrosex and both this review and Themistokles’ other review this week deals directly with it, not only does this review give great information about the toy at hand it also talks about other similar items from other companies by comparison and is generally well written and enticing. Loved it!

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