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627x600ftintro Time Out New York: The Sex Issue

Honey, the sex bloggers are *all over* this issue! When reporters and editors get stuck, they ask the bloggers. Both Rachel and I forwarded a number last-minute inquiries from the TONY staff.

The Pick-A-Fetish Megachart quotes Lolita Wolf n bondage, Selina Fire on anal sex, Boymeat on electric play, feet and water sports, Rachel Kramer Bussel on telerotica, Sinclair on fisting, Tom Paine on threesomes (I guess you finally went to Chemistry?). Jefferson has a piece on gay bath house sex, and gives advice on DP with Audacia and Madeline. Tess writes about a rape fantasy. And they forgot almost everybody’s website addresses, but manage to link to the “institutional” ones (e.g TES, DomSubFriends.)

The chart also suggests using unsafe sex product Anal-Eze (which has benzocaine, a numbing agent). Boo! Go comment, and set them straight (but spell ‘anal’ correctly. Oops.)

Thanks to Thornyc (who found these links hours before they were on the front page), here are the links to the articles:

Pick-a-fetish megachart
So you really want to stick an electric tube up your penis but just don’t know where to begin. Fear not—TONY is here to help!

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Sugasm #95

by Viviane on 09/03/2007

in erotica, sexbloggers, sugasm

jacqui Sugasm #95

The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #95? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the link list within a week and you’re all set.

This Week’s Picks
Cuffed
“She could see that he had something concealed in his other hand, but couldn’t quite tell whether it would be an instrument of torture or pleasure.”

Lunch Hour
“He’s very good, but I notice the almost imperceptible start as he notices what’s going on.”

About size
“But if we’re going to start talking about penis size, then it is only fair to talk about vagina size.”

Mr. Sugasm Himself
“Men on a Mission” Calendar 2008

Editor’s Choice
The S Spot Sexy Short Story Competition!

More Sugasm
Join the Sugasm

Photo: Jacqui (Hegre Art)

By LAWRENCE K. ALTMAN

A study in Uganda has come up with a surprising finding about sex and H.I.V. Washing the penis minutes after sex increased the risk of acquiring H.I.V. in uncircumcised men.

The sooner the washing, the greater the risk of becoming infected, the study found. Delaying washing for at least 10 minutes after sex significantly lowered the risk of H.I.V. infection, Dr. Fredrick E. Makumbi reported on July 25 at an International AIDS Society Conference in Sydney, Australia.

The researchers do not have a precise explanation for the findings, which challenge common wisdom and the teaching of many infectious disease experts who urge penile cleansing as part of good genital hygiene. Health experts have suggested that washing the penis after sex could prevent potentially infectious vaginal secretions from entering the body through the uncircumcised penis.

(more. . .)

Manhola Dargis likes Superbad:

If the penis is puzzled in “Portnoy’s Complaint,” as Alexander Portnoy’s shrink believes, in “Superbad” it is thoroughly, stunningly clueless and as violently tremulous as a divining rod at Hoover Dam.

. . .Mr. Apatow traffics in such a cute, cuddly vision of modern masculinity that it seems rude to wonder if it’s honestly felt (which is what I think), self-flattering (ditto) or cunningly opportunistic (nah). Certainly it’s testosterone-heavy, if not exactly macho. And, indeed, part of what’s fascinating about Mr. Apatow’s ascendancy, and why the comedy moment belongs to him more than it does either to the Farrelly brothers or to Ben Stiller and his mob, is how he has created — and come close to perfecting — a masculine variation on aspirational wish-fulfillment movies like “Legally Blonde.” Except instead of perky, pretty women reaching up, up, up, Mr. Apatow offers freaks and geeks aching to be worthy of those same women.

(more. . . )

pandamating Middlebear

Best headline ever:

Sexually Suspect Panda Gives Birth to Twins

Short version: Chinese vets thought the panda was a male (due to obvious penis and “male behavior”) and sent it off to mate with a female. No wild panda fucking, no baby pandas. The scientists decided, since pandas are very endangered, to try artificial insemination and when they went a-harvesting semen, discovered that, oops, “male” panda doesn’t have a penis. Hmm, maybe panda is really a lady panda, but she looks like she has a penis. Maybe it was a “little crocus” like Callie’s in Middlesex. Panda penises are, after all, only about 3 cm long.

Oops, guess what? Newly-discovered panda girl’s plumbing is out of place. Doctors operate to put ovaries where “normal” lady pandas have them.

Scientists then try putting previously-thought-male-or-hermaphroditic panda with a “normal” male and boom! Two little panda babies. No word on their plumbing.

Seriously, though, “sexually suspect?”

Thanks, CNN!

Goldslut has a lot of fun with a subby boy (have I met him, dear?):

A few minutes passed, and just when I was beginning to get impatient, doug arrived with an audience. I had enlisted a dear friend to help, and she and I rapidly pulled off his t-shirt and underwear, and dragged the negligee over his head. I circled behind him with the rope, and bound his hands behind his back. Pushing him forward, I presented him to the room. “Isn’t it a pretty girl?” I demanded, and our audience enthusiastically agreed. I turned to my friend. “Now, what are we going to do with her?” We moved our girlie toy back to the bed, and forced her down on her knees on the bed. I stroked the erect penis that dared to intrude through the sheer black gown. “Such a pretty girl.” I leaned over and whispered in doug’s ear, “I’m going to fuck you in the ass.” He nodded his assent. “Please be gentle,” he begged. (more. . . )

danae dido Sugasm #85The best of this weeks blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #86? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form.

This Week’s Picks
A Little Fun at Home (fexual-strustration.blogspot.com…)
“She surprised herself when her fingers found the actual ice cube melting inside her cunt.”

The Anniversary Present (perverselypoly.blogspot.com…)
“But I knew that nothing would be more appropriate to the new path we’ve chosen than a threesome with another man on the night celebrating our wedding so many years ago.”

Girl’s Night In (thenakedrhetoricaltruth.blogspot.com…)
“Some of us are more conservative than one would have thought, and some of us, it appears from dropped jaws round the table, are less.”

Mr. Sugasm Himself
7 Simple Ways to Future-proof Your Blog (sugarbank.com…)

Editor’s Choice
My Exam (wanklog.blogspot.com…)

See also: Fleshbot’s Sex Blog Roundup each Tuesday and Friday (Fleshbot.com)

Erotic Writing and Experiences
The Dragonfly (in-your-pants.blogspot.com…)
Greedy Eyes (paradisetiedup.blogspot.com…)
I awoke… (fantasy-nuggets.blogspot.com…)
I remember entering the hotel room (orangeuglad.blogspot.com… )
It should have been a dream then! (lastbreath.wordpress.com…)
Music & Cock (confessions112.blogspot.com…)
Party Games Part 2 (drtycplinva.blogspot.com…)
Petals….. (clearslate2007.wordpress.com…)
The Pirate Captain (bikersballsandteacherstits.blogspot.com…)
Razor Stubble (lafillemariee.blogspot.com…)
So good I could almost come (plum001.blogspot.com…)
Through the Crack (slutissimo2.wordpress.com…)
Yesterday (classyelegantlady.blogspot.com…)

Sex & Politics
Gay Marriage Survives (deliciously-naughty.typepad.com…)

NSFW Pics, Videos & Audio
Beautiful Agony Video (eroticandy.blogspot.com…)
Betcee May – Nude in Nature (seccpicsnude.blogspot.com…)
Filthy Food (myhotbox.blogspot.com…)
Sasha Cohen (gotcum.blogspot.com…)
Wild – Pictorial Presentation (eroticjournals.blogspot.com…)

Sex Work
Charlie and the Chocolate Covered Cock (ladyentertainers.com…)
When A Client Dies-Part 1 (www.radicalvixen.com…)

BDSM & Fetish
The Back Room (goldslutstandard.com…)
The Control of a Submissive (vampyrandhisladye.blogspot.com…)
Happy HNT – Summertime spanking (darkside-journey.blogspot.com…)
His kiss (insidedarkpixie.blogspot.com…)
How Was Your Weekend? (www.sub-burbs.com…)
I want to hurt you (everythingoze.blogspot.com…)
Painslut (kinkyfarmwife.blogspot.com…)
“The Real Reason I Have Long Hair,” smut from the archives (lustylady.blogspot.com…)
Scenes From My Bedroom – Part 4: Giving up control (collaredcatalina.wordpress.com…)
Two vingnettes from two scenes (geltsgirl.livejournal.com…)
Yanking My Chain (puppytale.blogspot.com…)

Sex News & Reviews
Coming back with v.2.0 (mypenis.thumblogger.com…)
Featured Fetish Film – Toys For Twats (Nun Fetish, Old, Sacrilege, Yikes) (www.quipsandchains.com…)
Fern wood tonight (hard-and-fast.blogspot.com…)
Half-Nekkid and Playing the Field (www.tarasnaughtyshop.com…)
How To Make 3 Girls Have An Orgasm (www.hypnopimpdaddy.com…)
Introducing the Nude Photography of Eva’s Garden (www.taratainton.com…)
MSNBC and Green Sex Toys (blog.babeland.com…)
Welcome to Teeny Phone Sex! (www.teenyphonesex.com…)

Thoughts on Sex and Relationships
Daddy Day (dirtydetails.blogspot.com…)
Lacking Sexuality (thesilentmale.blogspot.com…)
Love and Crush: Confessions (un-cool.blogspot.com…)
Lunch (secretlifeofaman.blogspot.com…)
More keyword analysis (kislee.naughtyblog.net…)
Slutdom Redefined (junohenry.wordpress.com…)
Without your input (gentlygently.blogspot.com…)

Photo: Danae & Dido (Met Art)

polina Sugasm #83The best of this weeks blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #84? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form.

This Week’s Picks
Saying No (lafillemariee.blogspot.com…)
“Would saying no really make it all okay?”

Beyond slutdom (junohenry.wordpress.com…)
“My eclectic slutfest continues, and I continue to love it.”

A guide to my erogenous zones (orangeuglad.blogspot.com…)
“Not that you need it, but i thought i’d share it with you.”

Mr. Sugasm Himself
Pic(k) of the Day (sugarbank.com…)

Editor’s Choice
Small Town (secretlifeofaman.blogspot.com…)

Erotic Writing and Experiences
Back – Pt 1 (sharedcindy.blogspot.com…)
The Diva and the Demon (in-your-pants.blogspot.com…)
Dream (katescuriosita.blogspot.com…)
Feast or Famine…Mr. Hunky Resurfaces….Grrrrrr (classyelegantlady.blogspot.com…)
The Great Outdoors (www.betweensheets.net…)
Halls & Walls (confessions112.blogspot.com…)
In a Velvet Glove (aagblog.com…)
It’s over, baby! (lastbreath.wordpress.com…)
“Lap Dance Lust” (lustylady.blogspot.com…)
Looking For A Shot (part 2) (dirtydetails.blogspot.com…)
Office Masturbation – part 3 (eroticawriter.blogspot.com…)
The Parent Teacher Conference Concludes …. (afterschoolmonologues.blogspot.com…)
Quickie in the Closet (fexual-strustration.blogspot.com…)
The Return of the Mythical Beast of Yore (or 2 Girls, a Guy, and a Sex Drive) (http://fourstate.blogspot.com)
Search Term Erotica II (shayssexcolumn.blogspot.com…)
Sugar Daddy’s Pop (aslipofagirl.blogspot.com…)
Two Cheers For Democracy (joeheather.blogspot.com…)

Sex News, Reviews & Advice
Hitachi Magic Wand Review (stilettodiaries.blogspot.com…)
Review: A Woman Alone At Night (radicalvixen.com…)
Sex Online: The rise of internet porn (blog.babeland.com…)

NSFW Pics, Videos & Audio
Half-Nekkid and All Alone (sweatshopsissy.wordpress.com…)
Half-Nekkid and Getting to Know Each Other (www.tarasnaughtyshop.com…)
HNT: Boudoir (imelda-imelda.blogspot.com…)
Louise Glover – Erotic Model with Beautiful Face and Rount Breasts (seccpics.blogspot.com…)
Phoenix (I Shot Myself) (viviane212.blogspot.com…)
Sexy Wife On Cam (myhotbox.blogspot.com…)
Sultry Sexiness – Pictorial Presentation (eroticjournals.blogspot.com…)
Take in the Movie Trailer for Action Girls’ Latest! (www.taratainton.com…)
Today just hot (http://mypenis.thumblogger.com)

Sex Humor
Top 10 Ways You Know You’re One of the Spanking Models Running The Race For Life (adelehaze.com…)

BDSM & Fetish
A damsel in desperation (blog.atlantabondage.com…)
Delayed seduction (twentyfoursevends.blogspot.com…)
Happy HNT – Corner time for naughty schoolgirl (darkside-journey.blogspot.com…)
Hot-spot (curvaceousdee.blogspot.com…)
I have the urge (gentlygently.blogspot.com…)
Master, how will i tell you if the pain is too much? (www.katiegirl4u.com…)
The Not So Simple Things (puppytale.blogspot.com…)
Obedience (www.kinkerbelle.com…)
The Other Pathway (kinkyfarmwife.blogspot.com…)
Under The Big Top (lolitawolf.blogspot.com…)
Watch me (insidedarkpixie.blogspot.com…)
Without permission… (everythingoze.blogspot.com…)

Sex Advice & Poetry
Beauty Tip # 166 (www.sex-kitten.net…)
Personal History ~ ~ “sexual Poetry” (sexyandallthat.blogspot.com…)

Thoughts on Sex and Relationships
Cybersex, Online Sexuality, and Female Empowerment (deliciously-naughty.typepad.com…)
Falsehoods & Misunderstandings on The Dangerous Road To Truth (part 1) (perverselypoly.blogspot.com…)
Good, bad, naughty, what? (kislee.naughtyblog.net…)
Good Impression (bikersballsandteacherstits.blogspot.com…)
I Love You (thenakedrhetoricaltruth.blogspot.com…)
Polyamory Ain’t for Sissies (practicalpolyamory.blogspot.com…)
“Those ‘other Victorians” (un-cool.blogspot.com…)
The Unwelcome Erection (wanklog.blogspot.com…)

See also: Fleshbot’s Sex Blog Roundup each Tuesday and Friday (Fleshbot.com)

Photo: Polina (Met Models)

Bacchus writes:

I’ve been saying for years that blogging services suck. I said it in 2004 when LiveJournal destroyed a vintage erotica journal that I liked. I said it again in 2006, when, you guessed it, LiveJournal started threatening to suspend users for posting pictures of nipples.

Well, I’m saying it again.

Of course it will come as no surprise that I’m saying it — again — because our old friend LiveJournal (that outfit makes a wonderful bad example!) deleted a bunch of journals for posting dirty stories that management didn’t like.

“Our decision here was … based on what community we want to build and what we think is appropriate within that community and what’s not. We have an awful broad range of discussions and topics and other things going on in LiveJournal, and we encourage other broad-ranging conversations on all sorts of topics. This was a specific case where we felt there was not a reason (for these journals to stay online).”

This is not a censorship issue (it’s their sandbox and their rules). This is not a rights issue. This is a no-brainer “poor stupid fuckers spent years of their lives writing their shit on a blog service that could, and did, turn them off and delete all their posts” issue.

“We felt there was not a reason for these journals to stay online.”

Why in the name of Odin’s enormous penis would you put your creative efforts at the mercy of someone who had the power to say that, and make it stick?

Dude, don’t do that. It hurts.

And it hurts to watch.

I’m telling you for the third time:

Anything worth doing on the internet is worth doing at your own domain that you control.

(more. . .)

selene Sugasm #79The best of this weeks blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #80? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form.

This Week’s Picks
Joshua Three – Part Two (junohenry.wordpress.com…)
“Gently, I bit his earlobe, as his hands wandered lower to where i was primed, slick and ready for them.”

Who wants pretty blowjobs anyway? (lustylady.blogspot.com…)
“If any moment in that night would’ve gotten me off, that would’ve been it.”

Whore Sex Vs. Not Whore Sex, Episode 2 (thismuse.blogspot.com…)”I push him down again and have what I want.”

Mr. Sugasm Himself
Private Lives, Public Places (sugarbank.com…)

Editor’s Choice
Failing to have sex (deliciously-naughty.typepad.com…)

See also: Fleshbot’s Sex Blog Roundup each Tuesday and Friday (Fleshbot.com)

Erotic Writing and Experiences
Dirty Mouthed, Hungry Slut (slutissimo2.wordpress.com…)
Doing the G (kimandethan.com…)
Fucks like a knife (dirtylittlecockslut.blogspot.com…)
Her Lickety Splits (dirtydetails.blogspot.com…)
I really shouldn’t drink (edinerotica.blogspot.com…)
Indecisive (thenakedrhetoricaltruth.blogspot.com…)
It Works Every Time (joeheather.blogspot.com…)
Let’s go for a ride 1 (lastbreath.wordpress.com…)
Map (theadulteress.livejournal.com…)
Ms. Wolfe (drtycplinva.blogspot.com…)
My Biggest Sexual Fantasy (maude-tim.blogspot.com…)
Teacher on Teacher Part Four…. (afterschoolmonologues.blogspot.com…)
Teacher on Teacher – Part V (bikersballsandteacherstits.blogspot.com…)

Sex News & Reviews
Girdle Love DVD Review (aslipofagirl.blogspot.com…)
I’ve Got Rants In My Pants (www.sex-kitten.net…)
Kama Sutra French Vanilla Creme Body Souffle Review (stilettodiaries.blogspot.com…)
Toy Review: The Eroscillator (talktovanessa.com…)

BDSM & Fetish
Andre’s good with the whip (plum001.blogspot.com…)
Happy HNT – Ghost Rider Fantasy (darkside-journey.blogspot.com…)
Hot Tuesday Night (www.sub-burbs.com…)
Meeboguest G confesses: “I know not to cum” (anawtymouz.blogspot.com…)
Playing with Punishment Books (www.spankingwriters.com…)
Pretty in Pink (pick-up-pieces.blogspot.com…)

NSFW Pics, Videos & Audio
Audio: A New Toy for Self Play (www.taratainton.com…)
Chastity Clock: The Lizard’s Predicament (mrsemmakelly.blogspot.com…)
Feel Her (myhotbox.blogspot.com…)
Half-Nekkid in Stockings (sweatshopsissy.wordpress.com…)
Half-Nekkid Ode to the G-String (www.tarasnaughtyshop.com…)
Jade | Netikas (viviane212.blogspot.com…)
Mistress Melissa of The Chateau (www.thebootcam.com…)
A new french friend (mypenis.thumblogger.com…)
One Toque Over the Line (kitchen-girls.blogspot.com…)

Sex Work
Reflections on the Foot Slut (www.radicalvixen.com…)

Sex Humor
The Story Of W – A President’s Submission (funnyextreme.com…)

Thoughts on Sex and Relationships
It’s My 1-Year Blog-aversary! Happy Birthday, Total Sensuality!! (totalsensuality.blogspot.com…)
Jiggle, Skin and Giggles (perverselypoly.blogspot.com…)
When I’m on top (kislee.naughtyblog.net…)

Sex & Politics
On what obviously sells. (celebrateyournaughtiness.blogspot.com…)
Sex Cults (un-cool.blogspot.com…)

Photo: Selene (Met Art)

craigslist The Best of The Best of Craigslist"About ‘The Best of Craigslist’

* Postings are nominated by craigslist readers, and are not necessarily endorsed by craigslist staff.
* Postings may be explicitly sexual, scatalogical, offensive, graphic, tasteless, and/or not funny

Does Your Human Need a Date, Too?
“I’m posting for my human, as she thinks this online dating thing is silly and won’t do it herself. But I think it could work.”

For the girls: So You’ve Decided You Want To Date A Houston Musician
“If your musician cheats on you, don’t stay with him. He will not change, he’ll just look for someone who makes him feel like a rockstar without all the jealousy and drama of a real relationship.”

Advice from an ER doctor to drug seekers
“The first rule is be nice to the nurses. They are underpaid, overworked, and have a lot more influence over your stay in the ER than you think. When you are tempted to treat them like shit because they are not the ones who write the rx, remember: I might write for you to get a shot of 2mg of dilaudid, but your behavior toward the nurses determines what percent of that
dilaudid is squirted onto the floor before you get your shot.”

Dear Males
“When I want a relationship I get all these perverts thinking its impressive & proper behavior to tell me how big their penis is within the first 5 minutes of meeting me.”