Crash Pad Series- Volume 5- The Revolving Door
Director- Shine Louise Houston
Studio- Blowfish Video/ Pink & White
Cast- August, Stacy Staxxx, Rex, Scarlett Chaos, Red, Cyd Loverboy, Kuma, Julie Warren, Shawn, Mickey Mod

Crash Pad Series, Volume 5: The Revolving Door is the kinkiest of the Crash Pad series so far and features lots of plays of dominance, submissive power struggles, switching and hardcore sex.  The cast consists of hot gender-fucking freaks, femmes-dykes, alt-queers, bois, butches, a trans-man and even a surprise ending between Crash Pad crush Shawn (Syd Blakovich) and a bio-guy.  With five scenes, various top/bottom scenarios, diverse body-types and looks, there is plenty of hot queer kinky porn for everyone.

Scene 1- August and Stacy Staxxx

Its August’s birthday and Stacy Staxxx throws her a hot party, with herself as the gift.  Stacy is a stacked, hot, alt-nymphet and August is a cute alt-dyke, both with nice tats.  Stacy begins by dripping birthday candle wax on August, and then ties her wrists to the bed.  Stacy then fucks herself on August’s faux cock.  The pair switch positions and August takes control, binding Stacy wrists, and then fingering her.  They end with August fucking Stacy doggie-style until she whimpers and moans in orgasm. Sexy!

Scene 2- Rex and Scarlett Chaos

Rex and Scarlett Chaos (aka Essin’ Em) meet up for some femme/dyke action.  Scarlett is bodacious and a Rex is very cute boi-dyke.  They make a good pair together and the scene has a lot of playful chemistry.  We start out with some spanking and some very passionate necking, and then Scarlett gets naughty and struggles a bit for dominance.  She’s what I call a SAM (smart-assed Masochist), who likes to be a saucy bottom.  But, Rex won’t have any of that and cuffs her to the bed post.  Rex uses a pinwheel on her, and then starts to finger her.  Scarlett pleads, “Please fuck me,” which Rex does hardcore and gives her a screaming orgasm that breaks the sound barrier. Scarlett reciprocates by giving Rex’s strap-on dick a wicked blowjob (something she does quite well).  Rex fucks her until she screams again, making for a hot, playful scene!

Scene 3- Red and Cyd Loverboy

Red’s a hot alt-femme-boi with killer tits and tats, and Cyd’s a playful butch-boi.  Cyd is the obvious bottom but likes a good struggle.  It doesn’t take long for Red to put her in her place though as she slaps her face, makes her suck cock, degrades her and calls her pain-slut and faggot.  There’s some chest punching, ass spanking, bondage, gagging, and all around rough play.  However, the scene remains pretty playful.  Red ass fingers Cyd, and then fucks her.  Later Cyd eats Red out and fingers her until she comes.  Then Cyd gets fingered and bites her hand as she orgasms.  Great chemistry!

Scene 4- Kuma and Julie Warren

Kuma and Julie appear to be a couple, or at least frequent play partners.  Kuma is a bald, bearded trans-guy leather daddy with lots of tattoos including a cool back piece.  Julie is a voluptuous bottom and Daddy’s good little girl. Kuma’s quite a loving sadist and amazingly skilled at percussion.  He wields two-fisted floggers on Julie’s back then her breasts.  Then it’s on to the nasty canes that leave nice red stripes on Julie’s thighs.  Julie then gets to suck Kumo’s cock for being “such a good girl” and is later fucked and fisted, until she asks permission to come.  Yes sir, thank you sir!

Scene 5- Shawn and Mickey Mod

For many films I don’t like to read about them, or even read the covers before I watch them, as it takes away some of the freshness and element of surprise.  Well, I was surprised when I saw this obvious bio-guy sitting waiting on a bed waiting for someone to arrive.  And, who walks in?  Crash Pad boi-crush Shawn (aka Syd Blakovich).  I’m floored and wonder how this is going to play out.  Mickey immediately takes the bottom role and starts sucking Shawn’s cock.  So, I think maybe this scene has a chance.  Then Mickey fingers Shawn while she sucks his bio-dick, and they make-out all sweaty and hot, and finally Shawn squirts in Mickey’s face as he comes.  Pretty feverish scene, and like Shawn says during the credits “if someone’s attractive, they’re attractive, and gender isn’t something you see with your eyes anyway.”  So while I was surprised to see Shawn with a guy, the scene works and is definitely hot.

There wasn’t one scene in the film that didn’t interest or excite me in some way.  I loved all the kinky exploration and playful S/m.  All the scenes had a nice build-up of momentum and chemistry between the players.  I especially loved the diverse array of bodies and shifting genders.  I hope Houston keeps adding more queer kink, interesting characters and maybe adds in an orgy scene at the Crash Pad someday soon.

You can get Crash Pad 5 and other films from the Crash Pad Series at Blowfish.com where you can also view the trailer.

Tristan Taormino’s Rough Sex (2009)
Studio: Vivid
Director: Tristan Taormino
Cast: Adrianna Nicole, Christian XXX, Daniel Wylde, Derrick Pierce, Francesca Le, Julius Ceazher, Marco Banderas, Marie Luv, Mark Davis, Sasha Grey, Satine Phoenix

Tristan Taormino’s Rough Sex is brutally sexy!  It has a very cool and simple premise: five hot vixens dream up their best “rough sex” fantasies and get to live them out on camera with their most desired stud porn hunks.  The idea itself is a wet dream come true, and when these sassy (or submissive) sex kittens team up with guys who like to play rough, the sparks begin to fly.

If you are into naughty role playing and hardcore, rough sex, this film is for you. They don’t fool around and there is plenty of face slapping, humiliation, degradation, whacking and general “man”-handling action going down. The sex is pretty rough and the fantasies are fairly common role-play scenarios that many women have. There are three fem-submissive scenes about being forced or taken like Adrianna Nicole’s intruder alert, Marie Luv’s punishment and Satine Phoenix’s stranded damsel meets dominant stranger.  Then, there are the divas that turn the tables on their fuck obsessions such as Francesca Lee’s femdomme supremacy and Sasha Grey’s switch play.  Each scene features a prelude interview of the female cast member as she talks about what’s hot and what’s not, and why “rough sex” makes her wet.

Scene 1- Adrianna and Marco

Adrianna longs for fantasy rape by an intruder who breaks into her apartment. Just as she gets out of the shower, Marco steals up behind her, grabs her, and then clasps a hand over her mouth warning her not to scream.  Adrianna’s eyes go wide with fear and this scene looks like it is going to be really hot.  He slaps her around a bit, chokes her, and then drags her into the bedroom like a dog on a leash.  After that, the scene kind-of looses it raw edge and the intensity in those first few seconds is really never captured again.  Sure, it’s rough, but there is something lacking, like my connection with the performers.  While they both seem genuine, I never really get into it and I find myself critiquing it rather than enjoying the scene for what it is.

Scene 2- Satine and Derrick

Whoa!  This scene is perhaps the best in the film.  So fucking hot, it sizzles and the chemistry between Satine and Derrick is tangible. Not to mention that Derrick is to die for (bald, alt and tattooed, with a rock-hard body) and Satine is a sultry little minx. Satine’s fantasy is getting stranded on a lost desert road, where she meets a “kindly stranger” who offers to stay with her until someone comes for her vehicle.  The sun is hot, the sand is dusty, they are sweating and flirting, and then things turn a bit dangerous.  Derrick realizes no-one is coming for a while and he can have his way with her.  There is a lot of foreplay which becomes increasingly rougher as he realizes, hey, she likes it.  He starts pushing her around, groping her roughly, pulling her hair and smacking her face and tits and you can tell that Satine is getting so turned on and juicy before he ever starts fucking her.  I can’t tell you how many times I watched this scene and came.  Definitely jilling off material! Rough sex, lots of unique positions on the vintage jeep, and crowned by a choking messy forced blowjob.  These two rock the screen with a riveting performance.

Scene 3 – Francesca and Christian

Christian is a magnificent brute of a man (again bald and sexy) and Francesca is a hot busty milf.  She’s a bit fed up with her husband ignoring her all the time, being the perfect housewife and all, and thinks it’s time for a little pay-back. And, pay-back’s a BITCH in stilettos and corset, with a nasty attitude and the will to dominate her much larger opponent. I like my brutes dominant and my bitches submissive, so for me this scene didn’t hold a lot of sexual pizzazz.  Although, Christian is adorable and so submissive for such a big boy it was interesting seeing him dominated.  Still, all the while she was crushing her tits and ass in his face, slapping him around, and spitting cum in his mouth (yuk!), I was wishing he’d grab her and give her a few smacks of her own.  I guess for me there was a problem with the believability factor.  I just didn’t believe she could dominate him in real life, and didn’t like the way she shrieked orders at him and brutalized him, when he was being such a good boy.  Not that I don’t think that he can be dominated, as he seemed to like it.  She just came across as a bit shrill and lacked authenticity. Still, I’m sure this is a fantasy that would appeal to many women and men who would find it hot.

Scene 4 – Marie and Julius

Marie wants to be punished for fucking around and treated like the slut she is.  The fantasy sounded great and I was all for it.  But, then the action starts happening, and there’s not much cussin’ and a fightin’ goin’ on here, and I’m like “Whoa, wait a minute?”  Why isn’t he calling her nasty names and treating her like a little tramp, whore, slut, which she obviously wants and deserves? Man, give me ten minutes with her and I’ll have her crying and begging for more.  Again, like the first scene there was no build-up, no sizzle, and it didn’t seem very rough to me, but maybe my finger pressed the fast forward button by mistake and I missed all the good stuff.  Nope. Don’t think so.  Weak scene, but too bad as it had potential.

Scene 5 – Sasha and Daniel

Okay, did I say that scene 2 was the best scene?  Maybe I lied.  To tell the truth, this scene is so hot that it rivals scene 2, and they both win best scene in my book.  Smokin’ Sasha wants to play switch in a power play scenario and who does she pick?—my all-time favorite male porn star, Daniel.  Daniel is known for his rough play style in many alt porn films, as much as for his playfulness.  Sasha picked him because she thought he would let her slap him around, which he does and seems to like it too.  They talk about what they’d like to do and Sasha defines her only limit—No tit slapping.  So, the pair get it on and right from the beginning it’s a power struggle but Daniel takes over and does his nasty choking and slapping number on her.  The scene has a series of peaks as it continually builds momentum, switching back and forth, while they get lost in the passion of each moment.  And, then, Daniel forgets and slaps Sasha’s tits, immediately cringing like dog about to be punished.  Sasha pins him on the pool table and Daniel starts apologizing profusely, and then they are snickering and laughing and back into the hot rough sex play.  This scene was not only hot but so much fun.  You can tell they are both getting off on it and are enjoying the ambiguity of working together for the first time.

Tristan Taormino’s Rough Sex is overall a great porn if you like rough sex and some serious role-playing power exchange fantasies.  It is worth it just for scene 2 and 5 alone.  I applaud Tristan for giving the women in the film the chance to design their own scenarios and define what is rough and sexy to them.  The production quality is pretty good in most places although the sound was off a bit sometimes and some of the camera work looked a bit shaky.  The extras includes a Choking and Safety snippet with Penny Flame who teaches the proper way to choke to avoid injury which I thought was a very good idea, as no doubt a bunch of novices will see this film and want to start practicing without a clue.

Check out Tristan Taormino’s Rough Sex at Babeland, where you can find many other films by Tristan and other cool women porn directors.

Viviane also posted the trailer to Rough Sex here.

Seven Minutes in Heaven: Coming Out (2009)
Director- Courtney Trouble
Studio- Reel Queer Productions / Good Releasing
Cast- Carson, Puck Goodfellow, Joline Parton, Sophia, Tina Horn, Sarah Lee Sinful, Jae

Courtney Trouble (Reel Queer Productions) recently joined forces with GoodVibes.com and their new adult film production company Good Releasing, directing and producing four films already this year including Roulette, Nostalgia, Speak Easy and Seven Minutes in Heaven: Coming Out.  In case you don’t know who Courtney Trouble is, she is the creator of NoFauxxx.com “the longest running queer porn site on the web” and her film Roulette won the Feminist Porn Award for “Most Deliciously Diverse Cast” just this year.  Her film company, Real Queer Productions “documents authentic, edgy, queer sex and culture with relevant, intelligent films inclusive of the many sexualities that identify as queer.”

And, the timing couldn’t be better.  Queer Porn is the new alt-porn of the adult industry, an up-and-coming genre that is making waves across the pornosphere with directors like Shine Louise Houston, Courtney Trouble and Madison Young, and queer adult film actors like Jiz Lee, Syd Blakovich, Dylan Ryan and many more.

“Seven Minutes in Heaven: Coming Out” is Trouble’s answer to reality porn, in which she gathers a amateur cast of diverse queer women and a transman Puck Goodfellow, puts them in a slumber party environment to play spin-the-bottle and Truth or Dare, and films the sexy frolicking that transpires.  With no script, no rules and no limits, the cast are free to explore their fantasies and desires with whomever they choose, a few of which part-take in every experience and scene they can get themselves into like sex-starved, greedy little hedonists.  Two of the cast have never participated in an adult before and talk about their experience in behind-the-scenes interludes.

As you may imagine, what emerges is a fantastic fuck-fest featuring strap-ons and gang-bangs, spanking, role-play and power exchanges, fisting and fingering, lessons in cock sucking, kissing, fondling and playful teasing.  Where one scene ends, the other begins and the sex and play seems to go on forever, with bodies changing places, a new strap-on here, a new twosome, threesome or foursome reveling in hot, sexy, authentic, queer, smoldering, diverse, inter-racial hardcore sex.  There is never a dull moment, and the chemistry between the cast and their enthusiasm is evident in their sparkling eyes, laughs and smiles, and orgasmic moans.

This film is every queer girl’s wet dream, and certainly one of my all-time fantasies.  I won’t go into a scene-by-scene, as you really have to see this film for yourself.  So, if you are a fan of queer porn and Courtney Trouble’s work, or if you are curious to what it’s all about and want a great jill’in off experience, go buy “Seven Minutes in Heaven: Coming Out” now from GoodVibes.com.

See the Trailer at CourtneyTrouble.com

And… if you have aspirations of fulfilling your own sexual fantasies (or all-girl gang bangs) but are not sure how to get the party started, check out Truth Or Dare: A Game Of Passion at GoodVibes.com as well, a naughty game of role-playing and daring romancing to help you get rid of inhibitions. Includes 100 game cards, one die, and instructions.

The 8th Day (2009)
Studio- Adam & Eve
Length: 265:34 minutes
Director- Ren Savant
Cast: Kayden Kross, Tommy Gunn, Aaron Wilcoxxx, Kylie Ireland, Jandi Lynn, Derrick Pierce, Krissy Leigh, Tyler Knight, Bree Olson, Tori Black, Poppy Morgan, Darryl Hanah, Violet Marcell, Evan Stone, Amber Rayne, Sledge Hammer, Cheyne Collins, Trinity Post, Chris Cannon, Jerry

The 8^th Day is the newest “blockbuster” adult film by Adam & Eve.  It is epic, and by that I mean long.  It has two disks for the film itself with over 4 hours of “action” and 9 hours of DVD extras on two other disks.  It has also been getting some great reviews including the coveted XCritic Pick and is currently the “#1 Adult Movie in America”.

This is a porn with plot film.  If you are more of a gonzo guy or girl, you won’t like this film.  However, if your favorite films are Pirates or Fashionsitas, you may get into it.  I happen to love Pirates and Fashionistas, but had a different reaction to this film.

Plot

Modeled after the post-apocalyptic dystopian actions films of the 70s like Mad Max and Tank Girl, The 8^th Day features Kayden Kross, a Barbie-doll blonde with fake tits in the lead role of Samantha who awakens from a cryogenic slumber to find the world has been destroyed by technology and is now a nomad’s wasteland with warring tribes of survivors.  Turns out it was her father—a scientist and the guy who put her into suspended animation—that is responsible for destroying the world.  So Sam goes out into the now near deserted LA and wanders around for a long, long, time, occasionally finding deformed humans to have sex with or run away from.

She is then kidnapped, but quickly rescued by scavenger Mel (Amber Rayne) and taken to a desert oasis called Elysium Fields where the inhabitants down technology and follow enigmatic leader, Prince Amir.  However, once Amir–whose real name is Dave–finds out it was her father who destroyed the earth, Sam is strapped to a cross and sacrificed to die in the desert.  The end.

Sounds exciting, doesn’t it?!  While the premise of this film is cool, and the setting, costuming and special-effects make-up stand-out including the awesome tribal tattoos that most of the adult performers sport, the film is slow, long, and the sex scenes mediocre to bad.

Sex

Rather than bore you with a scene-by-scene breakdown, I’ll talk about the one scene that really shines starring Amber Rayne with Cheyne Collins and Sledge Hammer.  Amber Rayne who was awarded the 2009 AVN Unsung Starlet of the Year award, is amazing.  Not only is she a believable actress which is hard to find in the adult industry, she has lots of other talents.  She really takes on these two guys who are supposed to “cleanse her” of bad technology from her wanderings in the city.  She is the most enthusiastic and skilled cocksucker I’ve ever seen on screen.  And, while I’m not usually into cock-sucking scenes, she had me riveted.  She chokes and gobbles down two cocks back and forth with an animated “Ha!” each time she goes back down and stuffs these huge cocks down her throat like they were putty.  She also is amazing at anal (something she is known for) and DP as well, and these guys can’t get enough of her.  They are crazed as she orders them to give her their cocks and she drives them wild.

The other scenes are far less fantastic, featuring mutant-sex between Kayden Kross, Tommy Gunn and Aaron Wilcoxxx; a phony domination scene featuring Kylie Ireland and Derrick Pierce as sex slave Jandi Lin watches on; an incredibly annoying girl-girl scene with Bree Olson, Poppy Morgan and Tori Black who howl like sex-starved cats gone mad the entire scene; and a fall from paradise inspired scene with Darryl Hanah as Eve (who looks identical to the real Darryl Hannah),Violet Marcell as the snake and Evan Stone as Adam.  There is also an orgy feast featuring many of the above and a final scene with Kayden, Violet and Evan, none of which are worth mentioning.

I didn’t bother watching the extras, because it took four hours of monotonous “action” to watch the feature, and I only have so much time I can spend on a review of a product that in the end, bored the hell out of me.  This is of course my opinion, and you may enjoy the film like so many other reviewers did.  It is definitely worth it to see Amber Rayne’s scene and I suspect she will win another AVN award for this one.

You can check out the trailers at the 8^th Day or purchase the The 8^th Day DVD via AdamEve.com.

The Opening of Misty Beethoven (1976)
Studio- VCA / Crescent Films
Director- Henry Paris / Radley Metzger
Cast- Constance Money, Jamie Gillis, Jacqueline Beaudant, Terri Hall, Ras Kean, Gloria Leonard

“The Opening of Misty Beethoven” is a Pygmalion porn-story of a pathetic prostitute (Constance Money ) who is transformed into a New York “socialite”—or more accurately an elite passionate cocksucker—by “sex researcher” hedonist Dr. Love (Jamie Gillis).  If you have ever seen any of Jamie Gillis’ films he usually plays the part of a sexist (if loveable) pig quite well, and Misty Beethoven is no acceptation.  Many of his roles are in bdsm films featuring him as a cruel Top who like to humiliate and beat his subs, but he is often on the submissive end as well.

The film is seriously dated and like many 70s triple-X films features a pornocopia of orgies in lavish settings, hairy snatches, kitschy dialogue, dreadful acting, bad hair-dos and worse outfits.  Dr. Love teaches Misty how to suck cock like it’s her last meal, and there’s lots of other fucking as well as some girl-girl action.  In one scene Dr. Love tells Misty: “Most women stop sucking at orgasm, but that’s when a real woman starts sucking.”  The focus on the film is male pleasure and little is paid to want Misty (or a female audience for that matter) might want or enjoy.

Misty debuts as a fantastic pervert at a party orgy, where Dr. Love humiliates her in public by taking credit for her newly acquired skills.  Misty gets fed up with Love and splits, but then returns to surprise suck/fuck him as one of his maids.  Meanwhile, Love can’t forget about Misty and is perhaps wishing he had treated her better?  The end of the film shows Misty transformed into the “teacher” and Dr. Love as her slave in chains of bondage in an “ironic” twist.

If you are into retro porn, The Opening of Misty Beethoven is a classic, more so for its “porn with plot” than titillating sex scenes, though.

Buy The Opening of Misty Beethoven at Babeland where you will find many unique adult films.

Not the Bradys XXX: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia (2009)
Studio- Hustler
Director- Will Ryder
Cast- Teagan Presley, Gina Lynn, Kris Slater, Aurora Snow, Alexis Love, Scotty Lyons, Emma Heart, Maya Gates, James Deen, Sienna West, Mikey Butders, Kacey Jordan, Daniel, Evan Stone

Porno spoofs are the biggest thing in the industry these days, and “Not the Bradys XXX: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia” (2009), the sequel to “Not the Bradys XXX” (2008)–the biggest selling film in all of porn—is hilarious.

I don’t know if any of you are old enough to have watched the Brandy Bunch as a kid (1969-1974), but I was hooked on it.  NTB2 is a groovy tribute to the original series which has been sexed up for mainstream porn.  The set is amazing and looks just like the old Brady’s home, with all the punchy retro-colored outfits to match.

The cast is great, especially Aurora Snow as Jan, Teagan Presley as Marcia, and James Deen as Peter.  It was actually kind-of creepy watching it as the cast is so much like the originals, that… well, they all seem like goofy, underage teenagers.  Luckily, we know they are not, and the parody can be forgiven, since it is meant to be a comedy.

Hottest scenes in the film include Jan (Aurora Snow) and girl-friend Alexis Love girl-girl scene who are later joined by Scott Lyons; Peter (James Deen) three-way with Emma Hart and Maya Gates; and Bobby (Mikey Butders) getting it on with the big-breasted neighborhood milf Sierra West.  Marcia (Teagan) and Evan Stone’s scene wraps it up, and is super hot. God Stone knows how to talk dirty and when he knocks Teagan off the bench as he comes, it is hilarious!

This film made me laugh and laugh, which is normally hard to do.  I really loved it and highly recommend it to anyone who wants to watch a bit of light-hearted, retro-styled parody porn instead of the same-old boring scripts and usual old in-and-out mainstream sex.

Get “Not the Bradys XXX: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia” at AdamEve.com

Atomic Vixens: Escape from the Valley of the Sluts (2005)
Director: Ron Royster, Winky Tiki
Studio: VCA Pictures
Cast: Ashley Steel, Jade Star, James Deen, Justine Joli, Kyle Moore, Lacie Heart, Leah Luv, Marie Luv, Tyler Houston, Mika Tan

With such a catchy title like “Atomic Vixens: Escape from the Valley of the Sluts“, the promise of sexy super heroines out to cure Viagra limpy dicks with their superpowers of seduction, and a retro “Austin Powers”-styled aesthetics, I had the feeling I was in for something a little bit different, and I was not disappointed. Atomic Vixens rocks! And here’s why.

All star cast of sexy alt girls including Jade Star, Justine Joli and Mika Tan. These girls are hot, know how to perform and are excellent in this film. Great film aesthetics including set design, costumes, hair and make-up is outstanding and sets the whole mis-en-scene into a believable faux retro atmosphere. Someone should have won an award for this. Groovy tunes and psycho-billy rock that sets an upbeat feel for the scenes, making them that much more fun to watch. A fairly silly, fun storyline using comic inserts between scenes and voice-over dialogue to move the scenes along. Excellent lighting, camera work/angles and exception quality of the DVD. Most important, are the hot sex scenes where the sexy vixens really shine.

Scene One with Jade Starr and Mika Tan is a pretty sexy girl-girl scene. The girls are uber sexy and hot (love the big hair), and there is some great double-dildo action at the end with a glass two-ended dildo. There is some interesting sushi eating at the beginning (not the kind you are thinking) which is something a bit different. Some great birds-eye-view shots of the scene from above as well as great angles and close-ups through-out the scene.

Scene Two with Justine Joli is the sexiest solo scene I have ever seen. She is a little sex kitten and smiles at the camera the whole time she is seducing you. She sucks her own feet and while I’m not into feet she is amazingly hot as she does this.  She is amazingly flexible and talented, doing some very unique contortions during her performance. I can’t get over how extremely fucking hot this scene is.

Lacie Heart and Ashley Steel are Fembots in a spacecraft when their communications goes on the blink. Again cool set and these two blondes with California tans are cute. They use this airbrush pen to diddle each other with which is unique. They have this great space-cadet glow going on and in the end enjoy swapping each other’s spit.

Tyler Houston and James Deen get in one in the back of a 50s double deuce convertible in a garage. The car is hot and their scene rocks. Tyler is an expert at giving head and doesn’t mind gagging quite a bit as she sucks him deep. Lots of spit sloppy dick sucking as she foams at the mouth. Tyler also has a nice natural looking body with super tits. Numerous interesting positions and a good overall scene.

In scene five we get our second solo scene with Marie Luv a foxy black girl with legs that go forever and a wicked booty. Her make-up is psychedelic and she masturbates in the bath-tub with the shower nozzle and soap day-glow body paint soap. Original.

Leah Luv (not related to Marie Luv) and Kyle Moore finish the film. Again, amazing set design and costumes. Leah Luv sucks cock well despite her braces. She looks barely legal with braces and pigtails and is pretty cute. Some good close-ups of the action and she does some anal as well.

This film is hot. If you like Austin Powers or the 007 films within a retro porn framework you’ll enjoy film. There is enough diversity for most people to like at least some of it, but especially those who like girl-girl and girl solo. It is kind-of bubblegum hardcore and the vixens are serious eye candy.  You can check out these and other porn flicks with instant access at Video On Demand SextoyTV.

Atomic Vixens | VOD | Alt Porn

This Aint Star Trek XXX (2009)
Studio: Hustler Video
Director: Axel Braun
Cast: Aurora Snow, Cheyne Collins, Codi Carmichael, Evan Stone, Jada Fire, Jenna Haze, Nick Manning, Sasha Grey, Tony DeSergio

TV parodies are the big thing these days in porn, with big companies producing retro porn TV show spoofs from the 70s and 80s like Happy Days, The Partridge Family, The Brady Bunch, Three’s Company, and Bewitched.  And, why not?  These porn spoofs are all the rage, because making fun of 70s and 80s pop culture is very amusing.

And, while I like all of the above, I must admit I am a die-hart Trekkie.  Ya, I love Captain Kirk and Spock (cool ears, I wonder what his cock looks like?) and all the groovy outfits and girls with big hair.  I’m not so weird like my brother and go to cons dressed up in character, although I admit I have been tempted.  But, I don’t think your measure of fan-hood needs to include dressing up in silly costumes in public.  I prefer to be a private cult devotee and masturbate to my fantasies.  In fact, I can’t tell you how many times I’ve masturbated to the idea of being gang-banged by the guys in Nex Gen…  But, that’s another story, and hopefully another porn spoof in the making.

In “This Aint Star Trek XXX” the crew has a mission “to boldly go where no cock has gone before.”  Sweet!  You can see right away how Star Trek was made to become a porn.  Unfortunately, they don’t seem to use all those nifty one-liners enough.  For instance, I’m sure something could have been done with “Bone’s boner” or “Spock’s cock”, but these and other opportunities never emerge.  Evan Stone hams it up quite a bit behind-the-scenes and if the director had of been paying attention, he should have added some of Stone’s adlibbed lines to the script.  Stone is the perfect Captain Kirk, to be sure and he even got his lovely locks shorn for the part, but I feel the direction was very “stiff” (and not in a good way) which held Stone and the other cast members back a lot.  The director, Axel Braun, seemed more concerned with getting the atmosphere and production quality right (which he does amazingly well) rather than the comedic aspects that could and should have been emphasized.  In all fairness, he didn’t write the script, and it is hard to write comedy.  Maybe they should have let Evan Stone write it?

And, while “This Aint Star Trek” was a let down in that way, it excelled in every other department.  The cast is stellar and the sex rocks.  Stone is amazing as Kirk and has Shatner’s abrupt stuttering swagger down.  I really hope Shatner gets a chance to check out his performance.  Tony DeSergio is a pretty good Spock, even with his British accent.  Jenna Haze is the perfect cock-devouring alien love slave, and Sasha Grey makes for a sexy Vulcan undergoing “pon farr”, the Vulcan equivalent of unrepressed sexual passion.  Jada Fire is the hottest Uhura in her three-way with Stone and DeSergio, perhaps the best scene in the film (or a close runner up with Sasha Grey and Stone’s scene).  Nick Manning plays Khan and over-acts quite a bit, but it was somewhat appropriate to the role, I guess.

This 2 set DVD also has “a blooper reel” and “behind-the-scenes” as well as three bonus scenes from other films featuring Sasha Grey, Jenna Haze and Aurora Snow.

Overall, I enjoyed “This Aint Star Trek” quite a bit and look forward to watching some of the other spoofs, like “Not The Bradys XXX” (review coming soon).  Although I was hoping for more comedy and silly dialogue, the sex was great, and I guess that is all you can ask for in mainstream porn these days.

Check out “This Aint Star Trek XXX” and other fun porn parodies at AdamEve.com, a great place to shop because they always throw in free DVDs and gifts with your purchase!

On My Dirty Knees (2009)
Studio: Vivid-alt
Director: Eon McKai
Cast: Andy San Dimas, Violet Skye, Vin Vericose, Dane Cross, Alex Gonz, Daniel

I have seen many films by Eon McKai in the past including Art School Sluts, the Kill Girl Kill Series 1-3, Neu Wave Hookers and Girls Lie.  I understand what it is McKai is trying to do with his films, which is to subvert mainstream with his own altporn aesthetic, yet many of the afore mentioned are only window dressing for otherwise formulaic gonzo.  However, “On My Dirty Knees” starring Andy San Dimas is the film that McKai has been aspiring make and he does so fantastically.

The film is stylized as a DIY docu-porn and is a semi-biographical / mainly fictional tale of a beauty-school drop-out (Andy San Dimas) who fucks her way out of small town suburbia, using porn as her get-out-of-monotony-free card.  Most of the scenes feature Andy with two appearances by Violet Skye.  The sex is raw, grungy and seriously hot.

Scene 1- Andy San Dimas & Vin Vericose

Andy gets it on with real-life lover Vin Vericose as they enjoy a midnight make-out session in various locations including an overpass over a busy freeway and a behind-the-store parking lot. The lighting is harsh and has an edgy, voyeuristic feel which greatly enhances the scene.  Andy does a great job gobbling Vin’s massive cock like it is her only reason to live.  Vin picks her up easily and man-handles her waif-like body as if she were a doll, then he fucks her silly from behind.  The couple has intense natural chemistry together and their enthusiasm feels real.

Scene 2- Violet Skye & Dane Cross

Violet Skye finds herself crashing reluctantly on her gauche geeky ex’s couch, Dane Cross.  Dane is hot in a shy, nerdy way and the awkward banter between the two set the scene, which builds up to a great amount of sexual tension and by the time they start making-out on the moth-eaten couch, I’m about ready to rip both their clothes off.  The sex is raunchy and I love their awkward groping like two virgins fumbling towards ecstasy.  The camera is shaky, hand-held and feels like a private home-movie adding to the docu-porn style of the scene.

Scene 3- Andy San Dimas & Alex Gonz

Next Andy shows up at a party wearing dark sunglasses in a very dark room, spreads her legs on a couch and lets Alex Gonz eat her out in front of a bunch of blasé girls who would rather watch cartoons on the TV.  The scene heats up as Andy and Alex take it into a sleazy bathroom and perform crazy positions while Andy screams bloody murder in a frantic fuck that is close to agony.  They end up drenched in sweat and then Andy gags on Alex’s cock while he chokes her which is pretty hot.  Gotta love sleazy bathrooms, furious sweaty fucking and a bit of nasty choking.  At least it seems that Andy does.

Violet Skye & Daniel

Violet’s claim to fame in the film is a Micro Fame Fucker with alt-porn star Daniel.  Daniel is super and he gives Violet a serious fucking.  Violet’s enthusiasm is a bit lacking, but the editing here features many jump-cuts, so it is hard to keep a perspective on continuity.

Andy San Dimas & Alec Knight

This scene is totally fucked.  It features Alec Knight doing a POV shoot with Andy in a creepy warehouse, as if she is auditioning for the lead role of “Dirty Filthy Trailer Trash Whores”.  Andy seems to be really high on Ecstasy or something and blabs non-stop which gets really weird as she takes dirty porn talk to a whole new level.  The camera-work is awesome and the edits cut from Alec’s POVs to McKai’s scene shots, making it feel very voyeuristic and gritty.  Despite Andy’s non-stop chatter, she is very sexy in this scene as she crawls around on the floor-on her dirty knees, of course.  She is a nasty little cock-sucking nymphet and plays it up well for the camera.  If you are into POV porn, you will probably like this scene a lot.

“On My Dirty Knees” is McKai’s best work by far.  I love the docu-porn, edgy style he uses that makes you feel like you are sneaking into a sleazy old stag-house to watch bad B-porn fuck flicks.  Andy San Dimas rocks as a wanna-be porn star who is fucking her way to the top of the alt-porn genre.  I look forward to more like this from both of them.

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You can get Eon McKai’s latest fuck flicks and Vivid Alts alt porn at Sextoy.com

Hard Love and How To Fuck In High Heels (2000)
Studio: S.I.R. Video / Fatale Media
Directors: Jackie Strano, Shar Rednour
Cast: C.C. Belle, Chester Drawers, Edrie, Jamie Ben-Azay, Nicole Katler, Veronica Savage, and Shar Rednour.

“Hard Love and How To Fuck In High Heels” is a double feature written, directed and produced by Shar Rednour and Jackie Strano, a lesbian couple from San Francisco who are actively involved in the sex industry through video production and spoken word performances.  This film was the first lesbian-produced porn to be recognized by mainstream porn and receive an award from AVN for “Best All-Girl Feature”.

“Hard Love” follows Jackie Strano, a butch dyke who is one half of a recently separately lesbian couple and her ex-lover, the seductive C.C. Bell.  The two wash away their sorrows by having raunchy sex with other women, but are still drawn to each other and end up having make-up / break-up sex together.  The sex is raw and authentic as the butches strap-on their dyke dicks featuring heady groping, sucking, fucking, anal sex and fisting.  While the argument scene has overly dramatic performances, the dykes are handsome as fuck and the femmes so sweet I could eat their brains (and pussies) like jam.

“How to Fuck in High Heels” is a mock behind-the-scenes performance piece, in which Shar Rednour recites her sound art on stage. This stage scene flashes back and forth as she demonstrates with “exceptional grace, skill and style” just how to fuck other sexy femmes in her many pairs of platforms, stilettos and come-fuck-me shoes.  Some seriously hot scenes ensue, packed full of hardcore lesbian action that is as real as lust can get.

If you love real dykes and femmes having genuine sex on film, you will love this film.  It is a great addition to my other much-loved lesbian films by Pink and White Productions, Bleu Productions and Blowfish Videos.  I look forward to seeing more of S.I.R. Video in the future.  Rock on!

You can get “Hard Love and How To Fuck In High Heels” at Babeland along with many other hot lesbian DVDs.

Crash Pad Series Volume 4
Director: Shine Louise Houston
Studi0: Pink and White / Blowfish Video
Cast: Brooklyn Flaco, Carson, Jiz Lee, Dallas, Sadie Lune, Tricksie Treat, Stella, Ex, Muscle Beach

Thank you to Blowfish.com for sending me the latest in Pink and White Production’s “Crash Pad Series Volume 4“.  If you’ve read my other reviews of Pink and White films and the Crash Pad series (Champion, Unlocked, Crash Pad Series, Volume 1 and Superfreak), you will know that I love/lust these films.  Each film is different and offers something unique and diverse, which to me is what independent porn is all about.  Sure, if you have a great formula (and Pink & White does) serve it up again and again, but it is always cool to try something a bit different too and throw that into the mix.

What’s different about Volume 4?  Well, there’s a lot more Top/bottom D/s play in this film, more so that the others, which is super fucking hot.  I love girls/bois/femmes/dykes getting it on hardcore and real, but I especially love it when a bit of domination is thrown in for good measure.  It creates a whole new dynamic in the sex, which for me makes it sizzle.  And, look forward to some new faces in this film as well!

Here’s the Scene-by-Scene Play

Scene 1- Brooklyn Flaco and Carson

Okay.  I loved Carson in Lesbian Life – Real Sex San Francisco by Madison Young, and she is really hot here too.  Both Carson and Brooklyn are boyishly femme, although Carson much more femme.  Brooklyn has amazing tattoos including a wicked back piece.  Both are slender built, although Carson much more curvy.  I loved Brooklyn’s cute superhero undies too.  The sex, well was a bit, subdued.  I like a lot of enthusiasm in a sex scene that is auditory, ie: moans, fuck-me-harder, screaming, what-have-you, as long as it is real.  This scene was pretty quiet, so I couldn’t get into it as much as I would have liked.  The sex is pretty ordinary as well, just hands and fisting, no oral or toys, so I would have liked to see a bit more diverse play between them.  Not a bad scene, just didn’t sizzle.

Scene 2- Jiz Lee and Dallas

Jiz Lee is always amazing and such a pro.  I love Dallas too, and she was really hot with Syd Blakovich in Champion.  Both are boyish, slender, gender-bending dykes.  I guess Dallas was having a hard time being topped in this scene and was feeling the pressure to orgasm, so switched it around and topped Jiz.  This is totally cool, because for me the dynamics seem to fit better with Jiz who is more naturally submissive.  The two wrestle around a lot, but Dallas takes the lead and fists Jiz to a squirting orgasm which is one of Jiz’s amazing talents.  Pretty hot scene overall.

Scene 3- Sadie Lune and Tricksie Treat

Sadie and Tricksie are new to the Crash Pad.  Sadie plays the Top and Tricksie the bottom.  The scene starts a bit awkward as they “role play” with Tricksie playing the bottom who doesn’t want to be punished.  Lots of talk going on in the scene, but it takes a while to heat up.  About mid-way, they forget the “play” and the sex becomes more real, so it does get pretty good by the end.  Tricksie rides Sadie’s cock, straddling her hips and gives herself a huge orgasm with the help of a Hitachi.  The orgasm is pretty powerful and very real.  I like the end where Sadie brings Tricksie back down to earth by kind-of grounding her, then a great after-care cuddle session.  Not bad for a first time porn scene together.

Scene 4- Cash and Stella

Cash is very butch and Stella is rather femme.  They seem to be real lovers (in the after scene interview I get this impression).  They both switch it up giving and taking it in turns.  It was really cool seeing Cash get fisted, being the butch and all, and having a wicked on-screen orgasm.  I am so used to butch’s playing top all the time so this was an interesting perspective and seemed very vulnerable.  Stella is pretty cute, but sure talks a lot during sex.  She uses positive affirmations quite a bit, which is cool, but a bit distracting as well.  She has a pretty good orgasm at the end, compliments of Cash.

Scene 5- Ex and Muscle Beach

Saving the best for last!  This is the scene on the cover of Volume 4 and is really fucking amazing.  It is so different than anything I’ve seen so far: so fun and natural.  Ex is a nasty femme Daddy bitch Top.  However, as nasty as she gets, she is totally playful, fun and laughing the whole way.  Her enthusiasm and pleasure is contagious.  Muscle Beach—okay, super drool factor here.  A boi with a Daddy fetish and love for nasty pain mixed pleasure.  MB is late and needs to be punished.  She thinks of a couple lame excuses before coming clean and telling the truth.  Although they are long-time lovers, their play comes across as spontaneous and unscripted.  Ex is very savvy as a Top and experienced, with a hell of a confident vibrato.  MB is submissive, but also a bit bratty, so definitely deserving of her whacks.  Features excellent rope-play, spanking, pounding, nipple torture, humiliation, outstanding scene dynamics and is so fun and playful, it will leave you laughing.  It will also surprise you as well.  This is their first scene together in a porn film and I really hope they do more.  Fantastic scene!

Okay.  So that’s the scoop on the new “Crash Pad Series Volume 4“.  New faces (and hot bodies) with a mix of some D/s.  Lots of fun and something for everyone.  Check it out and all the Crash Pad Series Films at Blowfish.com!

Fetish Dolls (2007)
Director: Andre Madness
Studio: Adam & Eve
Cast: Naomi, Ava Rose, Marco Banderas, Sativa Rose, Steven St. Croix, Tommy Gunn, Shyla Stylez and Juan Espizedo

When you think of the term FETISH, a few iconic images might spring to mind.  A slim black stiletto, a latex dress stretched tightly over the curves of a body, noir’s femme fatal with a slim a cigarette, a ring of smoke around her head.  There are probably over a hundred fetishes or paraphilias (I counted 85 on Wikipedia) from Abasiophilia to Zoophilia, who defines “Sexual fetishism, or erotic fetishism, [a]s the sexual attraction to objects or body parts not conventionally viewed as being sexual in nature.”-Wikipedia, List of Paraphilias.

Any object or part of the anatomy can and has been eroticized to the point of where it becomes a fetish.  In Fetish Dolls, it is the women themselves that are the fetish objects along with their body parts: feet, ass, clothed body, tits, and mouth.  The title of the film is very misleading however, as these objects of desire are not fetishized to any large degree, except for a foot fetish scene.  The girls are super hot and in some cases the sex really rocks.  But, for those of you looking for real hardcore fetish kink like Fashionistas, you will be disappointed here.

Scene 1: Foot Fucking with Ava Rose and Brandon Irons

Ava Rose “Surrender Of O,” “Roller Dollz,” “Evil Pink # 4″ teams up with Brandon Iron who truly seems to enjoy feet.  Ava is a dark-haired doll to be sure.  This is the best scene in the film as far as fetishes go and Ava is both talented in how she uses her feet and very limber (she actually gives him a foot-job and a blowjob at the same time).  People who get off on feet will find this scene very arousing as Ava’s feet are truly worshipped and admired.

Scene 2: Ass Banging with Naomi and Marco Banderas

This scene is the most enthusiastic of the film with both Naomi and Marco having great chemistry together.  Naomi has a spectacular ass: it is quite muscular and she does this cool wiggle ass fuck thing that seems to be quite effective on her partner.  The action has a good fast tempo and gets pretty raunchy as she slam fucks and rocks on top of him.

Scene 3: Dressing up with Ava Rose and Tommy Gunn

Ava enters a large room wearing a latex top and shorts to meet Tommy who is hot in black leather pants.  Other than their initial introduction, the latex and leather are not specifically given reverence during the scene and Ava is not wearing hers for long.  This scene takes forever to get started and there seems to be a bit of difficultly keeping it up as Ava continuously bobs on Tommy’s knob in between positions and many times during.  Ava has an impressive squirting ejacualtion near the end, but it is hard to get into due to the porn music and the performer’s chemistry together. A very awkward scene.

Scene 4: Breast Worship with Shyla Stylez and Juan Espizedo

Shyla from “Pirates # 2: Stagnetti’s Revenge” and “Fallen” is a blonde with large breasts.  She is especially fond of them herself and plays with them at the beginning of the scene.  She crawls over to Juan and gives him a fantastic blowjob.  But, Juan doesn’t really care.  He is rather robotic and seems to have an affliction for touching Shyla unless it is absolutely necessary.  There is no special attention shown to her very nice breasts by him, although she does give him a boob-job.  The scene is stilted and rather bland because of him, no fault to Shyla.

Scene 5: Oral Fetish with Sativa Rose and Steven St Croix

Sativa is a hot Latin girl who says she enjoys everything to do with oral pleasure.  She does a fine job giving head and the scene isn’t too bad, but there was nothing out of the ordinary about it.  Lots of different positions and then Steven looses his load in his enthusiasm as it shoots right over her head.

I’m not sure what else there is to say about this film, except I was disappointed.  Somewhere between scene one and two them seemed to loose sight of what this film was all about.  It has a pretty box cover and a cool title, but, if you are looking for Fashionistas you will not find that here.  If, however, you want typical vanilla mainstream with a hint of fetish fantasy, this might be the thing for you.  As far as mainstream porn goes, this was not bad and the girls are very hot.

You can buy this and other Fetish DVDs as well as other Adult DVDs at Adam & Eve.

Nina Hartley’s Guide to Erotic Bondage (2005)
Studio: Adam & Eve
Director: Ernest Greene
Cast: Nina Hartley, Carmen Luvana, Randy Spears, Tommy Gunn

Sorry this is late!  It was supposed to go out Friday, but I took off to a sex show and forgot to post it!  Better late than never ?

Nina Hartley’s guides are either hit or miss.  There is usually always good advice in them, but sometimes the production quality is low and the editing can be awkward.  It also seems that the performers only get once chance to get their lines right, which takes away from the credibility.  Nina is usually always “on”, but her co-stars sometimes have a few problems with the speaking parts.  This is not the case with “Nina Hartley’s Guide to Erotic Bondage“, however. Carmen Luvana is a great co-host in this DVD, and her Puerto Rican accent is charming.  You can tell that she is reading the lines, but she doesn’t miss her cues.

Like all of Nina’s guides, this one starts out with an instructional intro chat between Nina and her co-host. Nina and Carmen discuss why you would want to experiment with bondage, fantasies and pop culture that make bondage intriguing, as well as consensuality and safety.  They never really get into the types of restraints you can play with during bondage, including rope! which was disappointing.  This DVD is very, very basic.  The only types of restraints they use are cuffs, a collar and Carmen has an arm bracer on during her sex scene with Tommy Gunn.  I really thought Nina would have spent more time on types of restraints, even as an introduction.  So, the DVD description of “Join your host Nina Hartley and her sexy guests as you ‘learn the ropes,’” is a bit misleading as they never actually use ropes at all.

After the chat, Nina demonstrates bondage on Randy Spears.  First they negotiate the scene, which is great as it demonstrates how couples or play partners might really approach this.  Randy is a big sweetheart of a man and thoroughly adorable.  It is pretty hot seeing him pull against the restraints like a Herculean hero.  Nina has a great dungeon and it would have been cool to get a bit of a tour and have her describe some of the nice bondage furniture she has.  She binds Randy to a bondage board and starts teasing and playing with him.  She rubs his cock with her nylon-encased feet and this seems to turn Randy on quite a bit.  The scene is very playful and they definitely have some hot chemistry together.  Later, they go through various positions on a bondage bed, but Randy isn’t really restrained, except for wearing cuffs, which seemed to be more of an impediment to the sex.  Still, the sex is hot as they perform oral (Randy is a pro at this and so is Nina), vaginal penetration and finish off with anal (Nina’s favorite).  I like that Nina shows the use of gloves for penetration with fingers and lubricant for anal to illustrate proper safety considerations, instead of fantasy ideals.

Next up is Carmen and Tommy Gunn.  I thought this scene would have great given how hot Carmen and Tommy are. They both have bodies to die for and are sexy as hell.  But, Tommy really never takes charge and seems a bit lost as to what to do with Carmen once he has her bound.  The sex isn’t bad, and Carmen is very vocal repeating something in her Spanish tongue over and over that is hot, but Tommy doesn’t seem to get into it as much.  And, again the bondage is so basic, it really didn’t add much to the sex.  It would have been cool to have a little bit of playful power play in here, but that never happens.

I would have enjoyed this DVD much better if there had of been more emphasis on the bondage showing different types, various scenarios and equipment.  For me, bondage also means a loss of freedom of movement, which wasn’t always the case here. This DVD is more for people who have never tried bondage and may be curious, and is much more about the sexual aspect.

I am looking forward to reviewing “Nina Hartley’s Guide to Bondage Sex” however, as it has Claire Adams (bondage queen!) and is mostly likely what I was hoping for in this one.  Also, I have wanted to watch some of Nina’s Private Sessions, which look more kinky and free than her guides.

Find other great sex toys and Adult DVDs at Sextoy.com!

Champion
Director: Shine Louise Houston
Studio: Pink and White / Blowfish Video
Cast: Syd Blakovich, Dallas, Jiz Lee, Dylan Ryan, Madison Young, Javier, Brooklyn Flaco (non-sex), Trouble Royale (non-sex)

Champion-the latest release from Pink and White productions and Blowfish video-is Shine Louise Houston’s most ambitious, sophisticated film to date.  Houston has taken real lesbian porn to the next level with this feature-length dramatic narrative featuring an engaging plot, excellent acting and dialogue by its cast (most notably Syd Blakovich aka Shawn), with all the authentic hot queer sex that her films are renowned for.

Syd Blakovich plays mixed martial artist Jessie Eaton who is blackmailed by nemesis Bobby Malone (Javier) into loosing the fight of her career.  Jessie’s manager Tiny (played by Dylan Ryan) tries her best to make Jessie conform to a straight-laced girly persona, by forcing her conceal her boyish good looks in short skirts and glitter make-up.  Rumor has it that Jessie is in fact a rakish dyke and lover of women who fucks just as well as she fights.  But, if her corporate sponsors find out, Jessie’s career is finished.  To make matters worse, Jessie is in lust with her rival opponent Violet Vahn (Dallas) who promises to give Jessie the fight (and possibly fuck) of her life, if she doesn’t wimp-out and throw the fight.  With so much hanging in the balance, what’s a poor dyke to do?

The film features some authentic fight scenes featuring Syd (Jessie) who is a featured champion on Kink.com’s Ultimate Surrender as Syd Blakovich.  Jessie is super buff and hot as she throws herself into her training, doing push-ups and sit-ups and drinking tones of sports drinks to keep up her stamina in both the ring and the bedroom.  And, believe me, she needs all the stamina she can get with countless lesbian lovers who demand her skillful sexual prowess.

First to fall victim to her magic touch is lovely Madison Young.  Madison is always hot and uninhibited, and Jessie is a compelling adversary as she aggressively tops Madison into submission.   With the usual weapons: tongue, hands, fingers and a sexy strap-on; Jessie plays Madison like a finely tuned instrument, compelling symphonic squeals and groans from her as she quivers with wild abandon.  At moments Madison’s pleasure seems close to agony it is so intense.  This scene sizzles with raw energy and irresistible chemistry to produce the one of hottest lesbian sex scenes ever.  Syd and Madison rock it and are sure to get some shiny butt plug awards for their efforts.

Next up is Syd’s real-life lover Jiz Lee as on-screen ex-girlfriend Cathy Summers who is sick of playing the back-up go-to girl when Jessie’s other fuck dates fall through.  In the midst of Jessie’s skillful manipulations, Cathy can’t help but fall under her enigmatic spell.  This scene moves to the tempo of a tribal drum and builds to a crescendo as Cathy is double-fisted and experiences a beautiful, tear-wrenching orgasm.  This is certainly one of the couple’s best onscreen performances to date, which isn’t an easy choice as they are always fantastic together.

But, Jessie isn’t the only one having all the fun.  Looks like her manager Tiny has betrayed her for her nemesis Bobby as the two sport strap-ons in the back of a van and fuck each other silly.  The scene is intercut between Jessie watching play-backs of her fights as she contemplates throwing the upcoming match, and the action between Tiny and Bobby.  The juxtaposition of the scenes draws a correlation between fucking and fighting, both as a savage passionate dance.

In the final sex scene, Jessie meets her match with sexy challenger Violet, who shows she can rival her skills as a fighter and a lover.  I really loved Dallas (Violet) in the last Crash Pad film by Houston, and she is amazing here as she takes control of Jessie and teaches her a few things about the pleasures of surrender.  In the end, Jessie learns it doesn’t matter whether you win or loose, as long as you get the girl.

Champion is by far Houston’s best work to date.  It is much more refined in terms of cinematography-under the skill of Mr. Pam-who uses a selective depth-of-field focus that makes the movie more filmatic.  The story, action and dialogue are excellent and there is seamless integration between the narrative and the sex.  As with all of Houston’s films, the sex is authentic, passionate and intense, with skillful editing that makes you believe you are watching it uncut in real-time.  Champion could be Houston’s “magnum opus” if it were not for all the other great future films she is sure to bring us.  One thing is for certain, Houston’s films are only getting bigger and better each time.

See my reviews of Pink & White’s other films:

Crash Pad Series 1, Crash Pad Series 2: Unlocked, Superfreak and In Search of the Wild Kingdom.

Champion is Available January 2009.

Preorder Champion from Blowfish to receive a special discount.

Visit the Official Champion Website for cast and character bios.

Watch Trailers: Mov or WMV formats.

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The Fashionistas
Director: John Stagliano
Studio: Evil Angel
Cast: Belladonna, Caroline Pierce, Chelsea Blue, Friday, Gia, Kate Frost, Manuel Ferrera, Monique, Rocco Siffredi, Sharon Wild, Taylor St Claire

The Fashionistas is a super-fantastic, epic length, fetish fucking extravaganza.  I have read the hype about The Fashionistas for years: Winner of 11 AVN Awards including Best Film, Best Director, Best Actor and Actress (Rocco Siffredi and Taylor St. Claire), Best Cinematography, and Best Music; and I’ve been coveting this film ever since.  Could a mainstream porno live up to my S/m/fetish expectations?  For a film that normally retails at $80 a pop, is it worth it?

Well, yes, and Yes!  First of all, Fashionistas is over four hours long.  That’s four and a half hours worth of banging and latex-wearing fucking, spanking, rough hardcore sex scenes, realistic dominance and submission scenes, anal, oral, threesomes, foursomes and more-somes.

John Stagliano (Buttman-Evil Angel-King of Gonzo) filmed the movie in 35mm, which translates to a pure quality feature-length film that is in the same class of distinction as any mainstream film on the market.  The entire production quality is really amazing from picture to sound to editing.  The DVD set features 4 DVDs: two of the film (because it is really that long), one behind-the-scenes DVD, and a cool DVD soundtrack.  No expense was spared for the production of this film and Fashionistas is surely one of the most ambitious porns ever filmed.

Story line:

Rocco Siffredi plays Italian fashion designer Antonio who comes to American for inspiration to promote a new line of fetish fashions and ends up getting more than he bargains for.  Given that alone you can imagine the beautiful latex that is seeping out of this film.  This is any latex enthusiast’s wet dream come true.  He is sent a strange promotional DVD by Fashionista, an American fetish clothing company who pushes the boundaries of fashion into an S/m aesthetic.  Hidden within the DVD is a special bonus scene of sadistic S/m rituals that totally enthralls Antonio and catches his attention.  The DVD’s designer and Fashionista employee is the amazing Belladonna playing shy and geeky Jessie.  But, Jessie is not as shy and geeky as she leads Antonio and everyone else to believe.  She’s got one objective in mind and his name is Antonio.  Soon she is vying for Antonio’s attention against her boss lady, Helena (Taylor St. Clair) who plays an assertive Dominatrix who even tops Antonio in a couple of scenes.  Helena is wicked as a hardcore bitch and her performance as an aggressive Top really comes across.

Soon Antonio is lead into their lair of debauchery: underground fetish clubs and dungeons where all manner of sadomasochism is performed onscreen. What follows is three hours of outrageous fuckery, crazy kink, foot worship and pinking, face sitting and smothering, face slapping and spitting, flogging and spanking, and bondage as well as hardcore sex performances such as oral deep-throating, lots of anal, and every position possible including amazing pile-drivers by Rocco.

By the end of the film, Jessie wins Antonio’s affections, over her boss Helena who is outraged.  Jessie stands up to Helena and Antonio finds out that the amazing line of fetish fashions he has been coveting was in fact designed by Jessie, who has received no credit.

The quality of this film is fantastic and the acting superb.  With twelve scenes of hardcore S/m play there is lots to watch in this film over and over again.  Plus, there is a real story that is fairly entertaining to watch, just in itself.  The Extra DVD contains over a half hour of extra footage, a two hour documentary, photo galleries, as well as hidden scenes, just like in the film.  The Fashionistas is an amazing feature-length filmic marathon that effectively unites hardcore adult porn with realistic fetish S/m action.  One of the best films I have seen do this since Caligula (1979).  This film is a must-have for fetish aficionados.

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