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Hard Love and How To Fuck In High Heels (2000)
Studio: S.I.R. Video / Fatale Media
Directors: Jackie Strano, Shar Rednour
Cast: C.C. Belle, Chester Drawers, Edrie, Jamie Ben-Azay, Nicole Katler, Veronica Savage, and Shar Rednour.

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Hard Love and How To Fuck In High Heels” is a double feature written, directed and produced by Shar Rednour and Jackie Strano, a lesbian couple from San Francisco who are actively involved in the sex industry through video production and spoken word performances.  This film was the first lesbian-produced porn to be recognized by mainstream porn and receive an award from AVN for “Best All-Girl Feature”.

“Hard Love” follows Jackie Strano, a butch dyke who is one half of a recently separately lesbian couple and her ex-lover, the seductive C.C. Bell.  The two wash away their sorrows by having raunchy sex with other women, but are still drawn to each other and end up having make-up / break-up sex together.  The sex is raw and authentic as the butches strap-on their dyke dicks featuring heady groping, sucking, fucking, anal sex and fisting.  While the argument scene has overly dramatic performances, the dykes are handsome as fuck and the femmes so sweet I could eat their brains (and pussies) like jam.

“How to Fuck in High Heels” is a mock behind-the-scenes performance piece, in which Shar Rednour recites her sound art on stage. This stage scene flashes back and forth as she demonstrates with “exceptional grace, skill and style” just how to fuck other sexy femmes in her many pairs of platforms, stilettos and come-fuck-me shoes.  Some seriously hot scenes ensue, packed full of hardcore lesbian action that is as real as lust can get.

If you love real dykes and femmes having genuine sex on film, you will love this film.  It is a great addition to my other much-loved lesbian films by Pink and White Productions, Bleu Productions and Blowfish Videos.  I look forward to seeing more of S.I.R. Video in the future.  Rock on!

You can get “Hard Love and How To Fuck In High Heels” at Babeland along with many other hot lesbian DVDs.


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Matt and Khym: Better Than Ever (2007)
Director- Tony Comstock
Studio- Comstock Films
Cast: Matt and Khym

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Tony Comstock does it again with “Matt and Khym: Better Than Ever”.  Although I began reviewing Comstock Films with their latest: “Bill and Desiree” [my review], each film I have seen since then has amazed me.  You would think that using the same formula over and over would get boring, but Comstock’s films are always arousing, intimate and beautiful, and each cast of lovers so diverse that there is always something new to enjoy and experience.  It is the lovers: their different stories, personalities and relationships; that make each Comstock film unique and stand-alone.  And, while you may think, seen one, seen them all, nothing could be further from the truth.

Matt and Khym met with Khym just out of high school and Matt in his early twenties.  Now, in their thirties, they rediscover the sizzle and attraction that first drew them together to find that sex and intimacy are even better than it was before.

Matt and Khym are a very down-to-earth, sweet, compassionate couple.  Not only do they care deeply for each other, they show great kindness to others by populating their home with “strays”.  Because of this they have given up their privacy for many years to shelter others with their love and kindness.  Now, instead of hiding behind closed doors, or having sex in cars, Matt and Khym are free to enjoy their lovemaking openly and rediscover their “2nd Honeymoon.”  They invite you to take “a little peek into their bedroom.”

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What starts off slow and sensual with loving caresses soon heats up into a passionate scene of erotic love.  Matt and Khym’s sex scene is intimate, compelling, sweet and erotic.  What I enjoy most about Comstock films is that the lovemaking is always about mutual pleasure, unlike so many porn films that are focused on male desire only.  The men in Comstock’s films are more interested in deriving their pleasure by giving pleasure to their partners and are gifted at making love.

Matt and Khym say they wanted to do this film to show couples that even after years of marriage you can still reconnect with your partner and renew that sexual intimacy.  They encourage others to make sex and intimacy a priority by continuously feeding it.  Matt and Khym: Better Than Ever, is a pleasure to watch solo and even more special to share with a lover.

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Crash Pad Series Volume 4
Director: Shine Louise Houston
Studi0: Pink and White / Blowfish Video
Cast: Brooklyn Flaco, Carson, Jiz Lee, Dallas, Sadie Lune, Tricksie Treat, Stella, Ex, Muscle Beach

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Thank you to Blowfish.com for sending me the latest in Pink and White Production’s “Crash Pad Series Volume 4“.  If you’ve read my other reviews of Pink and White films and the Crash Pad series (Champion, Unlocked, Crash Pad Series, Volume 1 and Superfreak), you will know that I love/lust these films.  Each film is different and offers something unique and diverse, which to me is what independent porn is all about.  Sure, if you have a great formula (and Pink & White does) serve it up again and again, but it is always cool to try something a bit different too and throw that into the mix.

What’s different about Volume 4?  Well, there’s a lot more Top/bottom D/s play in this film, more so that the others, which is super fucking hot.  I love girls/bois/femmes/dykes getting it on hardcore and real, but I especially love it when a bit of domination is thrown in for good measure.  It creates a whole new dynamic in the sex, which for me makes it sizzle.  And, look forward to some new faces in this film as well!

Here’s the Scene-by-Scene Play

Scene 1- Brooklyn Flaco and Carson

Okay.  I loved Carson in Lesbian Life – Real Sex San Francisco by Madison Young, and she is really hot here too.  Both Carson and Brooklyn are boyishly femme, although Carson much more femme.  Brooklyn has amazing tattoos including a wicked back piece.  Both are slender built, although Carson much more curvy.  I loved Brooklyn’s cute superhero undies too.  The sex, well was a bit, subdued.  I like a lot of enthusiasm in a sex scene that is auditory, ie: moans, fuck-me-harder, screaming, what-have-you, as long as it is real.  This scene was pretty quiet, so I couldn’t get into it as much as I would have liked.  The sex is pretty ordinary as well, just hands and fisting, no oral or toys, so I would have liked to see a bit more diverse play between them.  Not a bad scene, just didn’t sizzle.

Scene 2- Jiz Lee and Dallas

Jiz Lee is always amazing and such a pro.  I love Dallas too, and she was really hot with Syd Blakovich in Champion.  Both are boyish, slender, gender-bending dykes.  I guess Dallas was having a hard time being topped in this scene and was feeling the pressure to orgasm, so switched it around and topped Jiz.  This is totally cool, because for me the dynamics seem to fit better with Jiz who is more naturally submissive.  The two wrestle around a lot, but Dallas takes the lead and fists Jiz to a squirting orgasm which is one of Jiz’s amazing talents.  Pretty hot scene overall.

Scene 3- Sadie Lune and Tricksie Treat

Sadie and Tricksie are new to the Crash Pad.  Sadie plays the Top and Tricksie the bottom.  The scene starts a bit awkward as they “role play” with Tricksie playing the bottom who doesn’t want to be punished.  Lots of talk going on in the scene, but it takes a while to heat up.  About mid-way, they forget the “play” and the sex becomes more real, so it does get pretty good by the end.  Tricksie rides Sadie’s cock, straddling her hips and gives herself a huge orgasm with the help of a Hitachi.  The orgasm is pretty powerful and very real.  I like the end where Sadie brings Tricksie back down to earth by kind-of grounding her, then a great after-care cuddle session.  Not bad for a first time porn scene together.

Scene 4- Cash and Stella

Cash is very butch and Stella is rather femme.  They seem to be real lovers (in the after scene interview I get this impression).  They both switch it up giving and taking it in turns.  It was really cool seeing Cash get fisted, being the butch and all, and having a wicked on-screen orgasm.  I am so used to butch’s playing top all the time so this was an interesting perspective and seemed very vulnerable.  Stella is pretty cute, but sure talks a lot during sex.  She uses positive affirmations quite a bit, which is cool, but a bit distracting as well.  She has a pretty good orgasm at the end, compliments of Cash.

Scene 5- Ex and Muscle Beach

Saving the best for last!  This is the scene on the cover of Volume 4 and is really fucking amazing.  It is so different than anything I’ve seen so far: so fun and natural.  Ex is a nasty femme Daddy bitch Top.  However, as nasty as she gets, she is totally playful, fun and laughing the whole way.  Her enthusiasm and pleasure is contagious.  Muscle Beach—okay, super drool factor here.  A boi with a Daddy fetish and love for nasty pain mixed pleasure.  MB is late and needs to be punished.  She thinks of a couple lame excuses before coming clean and telling the truth.  Although they are long-time lovers, their play comes across as spontaneous and unscripted.  Ex is very savvy as a Top and experienced, with a hell of a confident vibrato.  MB is submissive, but also a bit bratty, so definitely deserving of her whacks.  Features excellent rope-play, spanking, pounding, nipple torture, humiliation, outstanding scene dynamics and is so fun and playful, it will leave you laughing.  It will also surprise you as well.  This is their first scene together in a porn film and I really hope they do more.  Fantastic scene!

Okay.  So that’s the scoop on the new “Crash Pad Series Volume 4“.  New faces (and hot bodies) with a mix of some D/s.  Lots of fun and something for everyone.  Check it out and all the Crash Pad Series Films at Blowfish.com!

Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Oral Sex #1: Cunnilingus (2006)
Director: Tristan Taormino
Studio: Vivid/Smart Ass Productions
Cast: Justine Joli, Ariel X, Kelly Kline, Richard Kline, Cindy Crawford, Jack Lawrence, Tristan Taormino (non-sex)

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Well-known sex writer, educator and anal expert, Tristan Taormino, has been directing adult educational films since her debut with “Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women” (Evil Angel, 1999).  Both her guides and her Chemistry Series (reality TV meets gonzo porn) have been very popular with critics.  In “Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Oral Sex #1: Cunnilingus” she covers the art or oral sex for women, starring Justine Joli who demos a live workshop followed by two hetero couple scenes and a bonus scene with Justine and Ariel X.  This is categorically an instructional video and not porn that is meant to titillate, unlike Nina Hartley’s guides, which are a bit of both.

Scene 1: Workshop with Justine Joli, Ariel X, and workshop attendees

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Justine begins by educating her class on female sexual anatomy with the aid of a diagram and then on live model Ariel X.  The instruction is fairly basic, but if you didn’t know much about female genitalia, then you would definitely get something out of this.  I myself learned a new word: “fourchette” which is the skin where the inner lips meet at the bottom of the vulva.

Next, Justine demonstrates cunninglingus techniques and various positions with Ariel.  Justine has a very long and nimble tongue, so you can see clearly what she is doing and tell that she is definitely an expert at female oral sex.

Scene 2: Kelly and Richard Kline

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Kelly and Richard have been together since Kelly was sixteen.  Richard knows Kelly’s body well and is very aware of how she responds to different techniques both verbally and through her body language, which both of them say is key to pleasuring your partner.  I found the scene(s) a little bit long (it is cut up to show various positions) and it is shot from mainly the same angle with little variation (except for a few close-ups) which gets a bit tedious after a while.  This leaves the scene feeling a bit static and you don’t really experience much momentum building because of it.  Then again, it is meant to be instructional and not pornographic or artistic.  The good thing is that the menus will let you view various parts of the scene if you wish.  It does demonstrate the various positions very well and Tristan seems to be quite fond of Liberator Shapes.

Scene 3: Cindy Crawford and Jack Lawrence

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I enjoyed watching this scene quite a bit more as Cindy and Jack are fairly dynamic characters.  Jack begins by saying why he loves eating pussy and he is quite passionate about it.  His tip for dealing with cunninglingus fatigue: Eat more pussy!

Next, Cindy exits a bathtub and Jack shaves her pussy for her, which Tristan says (voice-over) can be quite erotic.  Tristan also talks about how some women feel uncomfortable about their genital odors, which she says can be cured by frequent bathing, especially just before the act of oral sex.  Although, this sounds like common sense, I’m glad Tristan brought it up, as many women do have that fear, so it is a good point to make.

Jack definitely knows his way around a pussy and takes his good old time getting to the sensitive bit, the clitoris.  This is one of his techniques as he allows for a build-up of tension and arousal, so when he finally does get there, Cindy is going crazy.  He sensually licks Cindy’s inner thighs and all around her mound, and then teases her occasionally by licking quickly over her pussy and clit.  When he finally goes for the kill, Cindy is possessed by passion.  He demonstrates the “ice cream” lick, a long vertical lick from the fourchette to the clitoral hood, and horizontal tongue flickering.  Justine says in the beginning workshop that many women prefer the horizontal flickering (side to side) more than the vertical licking, which is something I didn’t know.  I guess I have never really analyzed what types of licks I like when receiving oral sex as it all felt good, but I will make a point of testing this theory out now.  Another point that Tristan makes is that some women prefer one side of the clitoris over the other, which I have found to be true when I masturbate, and for me it is the 9 o’clock position.  I have also heard this from a girlfriend of mine who is a self-appointed expert at cunninglingus.  This scene is also a bit long, but there is more vibrant action, so doesn’t feel static and there seems to be much more variation in cutting from close-ups to long angles.  Jack ends by rimming Cindy which she says later drives her wild.

Bonus Scene: Justine Joli and Ariel X

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I am really glad they added this scene to show oral sex between two women making the film more diverse.  I think many guys become pretty good at giving girl head from lots of practice, but many women at more tentative or too enthusiastic with their techniques, because they don’t get as much practice.  At least I have found that is the case for me and my partner: Gladiator (which roughly translated means” Glad-he-ate-her) a nickname he has had since I met him.  I guess it goes without saying he is a confident pussy licker.

Again, Justine goes down on Ariel and does a fantastic job eating her out with that super-fantastic Gene Simmons’ tongue of hers.  They then reposition themselves for a 69 and the scene has lots of enthusiasm.

Extras: Playing with Toys & Safe Sex

Tristan adds two extras as described above which demos using toys with oral sex, and then safe sex which demos using dental dams, plastic wrap and making a tongue condom.  There are also trailers for Tristan’s other films including her “Expert Guide to Anal Sex”, “Chemistry”, and “Chemistry 2″, which I can’t wait to see.

Things that worked well:  Tristan uses voice over throughout the scenes to give a few tips that are being demoed which are very useful.  The music is mellow and unobtrusive.

Things that didn’t work well:  Tristan uses these “pop-ups”, kind of like pop-up video, which are a bit distracting and many times hard to read.  Although it is a cute and novel idea, I think her voice-overs are more effective.  Also, the audio quality is sometimes lacking in the segments, and some of the shooting is very static as I already expressed.

“Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Oral Sex #1: Cunnilingus” is a superb film and excellent guide, especially for those who feel they lack certain skills.  I think anyone can learn something new watching this film and I know I did.  I definitely recommend this film to couples or anyone who wants to become a cunninglingus artist.  It is always great to watch Justine Joli as well because she rocks, bringing her all into every film she does.


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Caligula-Unrated

by Domina Doll on 05/15/2009

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Caligula (1980) (USA) Unrated
Directed by: Tinto Brass
Cast:
Malcolm McDowell …. Caligula
Teresa Ann Savoy …. Drusilla
Helen Mirren …. Caesonia
Peter O’Toole …. Tiberius
“…nothing succeeds like excess…”‑‑Oscar Wilde

Okay, this is not porn per-se.  But, there is so much sex in it and because it is one of my favourite all time films (next to A Clockwork Orange), I felt I had to review this for all of you who like me, are debauched perverts.

“Caligula” (1980), is one of the first “mainstream” feature films to display graphic sexual scenes and violence together on film.  It is the epic story that chronicles the immoral sexcapades of Ancient Rome’s demented Emperor, Caligula. One of the most controversial films ever made, this film dared to reveal the perversions of imperial Rome and the sordid details of the infamous Caesar’s bizarre reign at the peak of his depravity. A vicious megalomania with a passion for sadism, Caligula was an Emperor whom was both loathed and feared.

Produced by the owner of Penthouse Magazine, Bob Guccione, this 15 million film dollar was said to be modeled after Pier Paolo Pasolini’s film “Salo: the 120 Days of Sodom” (1977). This “porno with plot” is a gluttonous orgy of bizarre sex, horrific torture and prolific violence, all explicitly detailed.

The film begins with a quote from Mark: “What shall it profit a man if he should gain the whole world and lose his own soul,” then fades to a young Caligula, played by Malcolm McDowell (A Clockwork Orange) frolicking around in a field with a girl, about to commit his first sin.  All seems innocent enough until we discover that the girl is in fact Caligula’s sister Drusilla played by Teresa Ann Savoy.  Caligula becomes obsessed with his incestuous love affair with Drusilla, claiming he can love no other but her, and we begin to see how his mind becomes increasing twisted and depraved.

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At first, Caligula, the son of the military hero Germanics, is adored by the people of Rome who believe him to be like his father. Fuelled by their adoration, Caligula soon becomes consumed with power and his true nature is revealed. He visits his uncle, the Emperor Tiberius, played by Peter O’Toole, on the isle of Capri, and there witnesses many sadistic and depraved acts, such as Tiberius in his pool with his “little fishies” (young boys) who drive beneath the water to suck him off.  Although we don’t actually see the act of fellatio, the suggestion is clear enough.  Tiberius becomes a role model for young Caligula, and in another scene forces a man to drink wine through a funnel while his urinary track is bound, then severs his penis to feed to his dogs.  Caligula is a quick study and soon surpasses his dear uncle in wickedness by murderous betrayal, first by poison, then by smothering the Emperor with a pillow as he lies dying-much too slowly-in his imperial bed.  This is the first in many homicide assassinations that Caligula commits to advance his status to Emperor of Rome, and guarantee his absolute power over the senate.

Once in power, Caligula makes his sister Drusilla live with him as his wife, following the practice of the Egyptian pharaohs, then marries Rome’s most infamous prostitute, the sensual and immoral Caesonia (Helen Mirren) who is as depraved as he.  One scene shows her bathing in the warm semen of several men who ejaculate upon her.

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When Drusilla dies, Caligula is overcome with grief and falls upon her naked corpse to lick her body. Afterwards, he appoints a season of public mourning, during which it is a capital offence to laugh, bathe, or dine.  Thus begins his true descent into madness and paranoia, in which he orders the murders of his family and advisors, forces them to commit suicide, or secretly poisons them himself.  He forces the senators wives to work in his brothel and debauches them like fruit he has tasted and thrown away. He has the statues of gods beheaded and puts his own in their place, declaring himself God, then sleeps with his horse whom he elects to the Senate.

Caligula degenerates, becoming even more cruel and self‑indulgent, enjoying scenes of violence for mere entertainment as he dines and casually observes the torture of slaves.  In one of the most horrific scenes in the film, he attends a wedding of a young bride and groom, whom he then rapes at their reception, the bride while the groom is forced to watch, and then the groom anally with his greased‑up fist.

The entire film is filled with scenes of decadent orgies and copulating bodies in lavish settings, with a bevy of Penthouse pets including a lesbian scene with Lori Wagner and Annika Di Lorenzo. The film contains deviant sex and violence, showing explicit penetration, oral sex, necrophilia, bestiality, anal rape, homosexual fellatio, decapitation, pissing on a corpse, disembowelment, castration, blood‑drinking, fisting, coprophilia, death by whipping, midget sex, pedophilia and other excesses taken to the extreme.

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The performances by McDowell and O’Toole are outstanding, as well as that of Sir John Gielgu, making “Caligula” a masterwork of the screen that accurately depicts the Roman Empire and its sadistic Caesar, in all their glorious excess, just before their decline.

Most mainstream connoisseurs of porn will find the film’s violence too graphic, with the sex scenes, although explicit, too short and more artistic than hardcore.  I thoroughly enjoyed it, however, for the perversity, story and actor’s performances.  If you are into extreme fetish, bdsm and sadism, this film has lots of masturbation potential.  “Caligula” is one of my all-time favourites. Definitely, not a film for the faint at heart, this cult classic for fans of schlock cinema remains as wicked today as it was in 1980.  “Caligula” is available on DVD totally remastered and unedited.  Make sure to get the Unrated Version if you want to see all the hideous debauchery of the original film.

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Pirates (2005)

by Domina Doll on 05/07/2009

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Pirates (2005)
Director: Joone
Studio: Digital Playground and Adam & Eve
Cast: Jesse Jane, Carmen Luvana, Janine Lindemulder, Evan Stone, Tommy Gunn, Devon, Teagan Presley, Kris Slater, Austyn Moore, Jenaveve Jolie, Steven St. Croix, and Nhan (no sex).

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Pirates” was much anticipated in 2005 when first released, heralded as the most expensive porn made to date and winning eleven AVN Awards including: Best Adult DVD, Best Video Feature, Best All-Girl Sex Scene, Best Actress and Best Actor.  I had the chance to borrow it from a friend and watch it then and was impressed with the production quality, performances, entertainment value and sex scenes.  Now, four years later, I have my very own copy of the three disk set of Pirates and here are my thoughts on this film in retrospect.

Pirates may still be one of the best feature-length porn films ever made.  Seriously.  And, I don’t say that lightly.  As an avid porn collector and aspiring pornographer myself, I am usually pretty hard on mainstream porn flicks.  I typically find most of them boring, unoriginal, and predictable with run of the mill sex scenes that do little to inspire.  But, after viewing Pirates again, I am even more impressed with it than I was the first time.  The only films that I can compare it with are Caligula (1980) Unrated Version (not really a porn) and Fashionistas (2003) [my review].

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First of all, it is porn with plot, and manages to keep the viewer’s interest throughout the film, if you like those kind of films, which I do.  Inspired by “Pirates of the Caribbean” it is a swash-buckling story about a wicked pirate, Captain Victor Stagnetti (Tommy Gunn) who kidnaps Manuel Valenzuela (Kris Slater), and the pirate hunters who try to rescue him for his newly-wedded bride Isabella (Carmen Luvana).  The story follows the incompetent pirate hunter Captain Edward Reynolds (Evan Stone) and his sexy first-mate Jules (Jesse Jane) hot on Stagnetti’s tale, as they hit the high seas for action-packed adventure, swordplay, and occasional romps between the sheets in exotic locations, pirate hideaways, bordellos and deserted islands.  It is funny, entertaining, and filled with action, to carry you along from scene to scene.

The production value is high quality (filmed in high-def) featuring real locations in California and Florida, excellent set design and costumes, a full musical score, reasonably authentic special effects, and superb sound and picture quality.

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Most of the sex scenes are pretty hot and the performances are enthusiastic and raunchy for the most part.  Evan Stone is the highlight of the film with his Captain Kirk-like bravado and turns of phrase that are quite entertaining and witty.  Not to mention, he is sexy as hell and hung like a horse.  Unfortunately, he is only in two sex scenes which do not focus on his ample talents as much as I’d like, which is a shame.  Jesse Jane also does a great job playing the part of a saucy nymphomaniac and is seriously hot in both her girl-girl scenes with Carmen Luvana and later Janine Lindemulder for which they won best lesbian sex scene.  Both girl-girl scenes starring Jesse are nasty as she struggles for dominance and plays rough as if she’s in a dirty cat fight.  Her girl-boy scenes are fairly spectacular as well, as she sure can swallow a cock with that sexy Angelina Jolie mouth of hers.

The sex scene between Tommy Gun and Janine is sexy with Tommy’s amazing body.  Janine is a dominant and well-suited opponent with her Amazonian physique and gives Tommy Gunn quite a fight to see who is exactly in control, although in the image below you’d swear Tommy was winning.  All the stars have wicked bodies and are fucking hot, and it is so awesome to see two of the sexiest guys in porn in this film.  My only criticism is that some of the minor characters (the bordello girls) are not as exciting and I wished they had of had more different types of girls, like some brunettes and red heads, instead of so many typical blondes.  There is only one brunette female in the whole film (Jenaveve Jolie) in a lesbian scene with Carmen Luvana, which is not bad.

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Some of the performers have difficultly delivering their lines, which is at times a bit painful and noticeably scripted, but the main cast does a pretty decent job, considering this is a porn.  I was actually impressed how well they could act, when given a chance, especially Stone, Gunn, Jane, Janine and Steven St. Croix.  For a feature film it wouldn’t win any Oscars, but is absolutely entertaining to watch and extraordinary for a porn.  I am so glad that I finally have this film in my own collection, for I am sure to watch it again and again for both the entertainment and stroking value it provides.  Pirates is a must have for any porn collector, is a great couple’s fuck flick and overall excellent film.

I am really looking forward to the sequel, “Pirates II:  Stagnetti’s Revenge” also starring Jesse Jane and Evan Stone, with Belladonna joining the cast, which I will be reviewing soon.  Lots more brunettes in this one: Stoya, Sasha Grey, Brea Lynn, Veronica Rayne, YUM!  “Pirates” is a three disk set with normal version, HD version, and additional features including behind-the-scenes, bloopers, audio commentary and more.

Thank you to Adam & Eve for providing “Pirates” for review.  Check out their online store for a huge selection of adult films and while you’re there, pick up  “Pirates“.  You won’t be disappointed!

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Barcelona Sex Project (2009)
Director: Erika Lust
Studio: Lust Films of Barcelona
Cast: Silvia Rubí, David Galant, Irina Vega, Joni La Paz, Dunia Montenegro, and Joel Acosta.
Language: Spanish with subtitles: Spanish, English, French, German

*My apologies for a seriously long review.  I guess I had a lot to say!

I’ve heard a lot of talk about Lust Films after the director Erika Lust’s first project, “Five Hot Stories for Her” won the Best Movie of the Year at the Feminist Porn Awards last year.  So, naturally, I’ve been hoping to review one or both of her films myself.  Thank you to Blowfish Video for sending me the new North American release of “Barcelona Sex Project“, Lust’s latest film.

To premise the film, I think it is important to address the filmmaker Erika Lust, to give a bit of background about her and her motivations as a filmmaker.  In the ‘making of the film’ documentary, Lust talks about being a modern urbanite feminist and how she was always very turned-off by regular porn made by men.  She discusses the tacky scenarios, the stereotypes, the misogynous elements and generally bad filmmaking in mainstream porn, which are all accurate criticisms.  However, she does put a lot of emphasis on male filmmakers here, which for the most part is likely true, but it comes off sounding a bit sexist.  If she has ever seen Tony Comstock’s films, she doesn’t reference him there, even though he is a fabulous male filmmaker doing the very thing she is doing in Barcelona Sex Project and has been doing it much longer.  So, while her judgments are mainly accurate, I wouldn’t say they are completely fair.

Lust continues, saying that women have not been getting credit as filmmakers and creators of porn, and that she is a part of a new age of independent filmmakers (women) who are creating films that that express female desire.  This is also true.  However, there is a history of women filmmakers (albeit short) making porn such as Candida Royalle, Annie Sprinkle, and Nina Hartley, to name a few, all who are creating their vision of what female desire is, at least to them.  So, this stance is a tiny bit arrogant on Lust’s part, as it is important to acknowledge the female pioneers who first broke the boundaries of adult filmmaking to give new age women filmmakers that creative freedom.  And, then there are all the independent avant garde female filmmakers like Maya Deren-the Mother of Experimental Cinema-to take into consideration as well.  So, while she may feel she is breaking new ground, she is certainly not the first to do what she is doing.

“Barcelona Sex Project” is a pseudo-documentary of six people (three men, three women) with each “subject” having three parts: the interview, video diaries shot by themselves, and a masturbation scene.  It is an interesting concept and has both good and poor elements.  The interviews and sex scenes are shot in a minimalist white studio, whereas the video diaries are shot on different locations, depending on the subject.

I have to say that, visually, the minimalist background worked well by making the subject the main focus of their environment.  However, this also detracts from getting to know the subjects in their own personal milieu, which lends much to the intimacy that is created on film.  After watching the third interview, I felt like the people were blending into one space, even though each individual is very different.  Also, Lust gets them to sit on these high stools that look really uncomfortable to be interviewed in.  They look as if they are “put on the spot” and being interrogated rather than having a comfortable intimate conversation and this caused a bit of tension for me.

The video diaries may have compensated for the lack of personality in the minimalist studio environment, and contrasted well with it, if there were more of it in each portrait.  But, this footage is sparsely interspersed with the interviews, and you only catch glimpses of the subject’s personality through these clips.  For some of the subjects it worked better than others.

The background also works well for some masturbation scenes, and not well for others.  But, I will discuss this more through each individual portrait.

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Scene 1- Silvia Rubí is an alt-goth girl with tattoos and piercings, a bit of a rebel type who wants to be a rock star even though she and her start-up band don’t know how to play music.  She begins by saying she is “drop-dead-gorgeous” and while she has a pretty face and nice tattoos, I think she is a bit overconfident in her youth.  She masturbates in a white retro-style chair which looks to me very hard and uncomfortable, although visually appeals to the scene.  The performance is not bad, but nothing memorable either, except she seems rather self-conscious of the camera at the end of the scene.

Scene 2- This is my favorite scene in the film.  David Galant is pretty hot in a boy-next-door kind-of way.  Casual good looks, hot hard body.  He likes to walk his dog on the beach and cook.  His scene is very cool as he is set up on Japanese style mats and he gives the impression of being totally comfortable and at home in his surroundings.  I love how he rubs his body like a lover would with his own hands-this is very erotic-before beginning to play with his penis.  David totally gets into the masturbation session and you don’t really feel that the camera is there watching him at all, as all your focus is on him.  He is slow and sensual and it was fascinating for me to watch a guy masturbate by themselves, with no visual or other stimulation, just their own imagination with their eyes closed.  Super hot scene that really stands out in the film.

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Scene 3- Irina Vega is a bit of a shy computer geek who creates websites for adult porn stars.  She is not extraordinary looking but cute with sad eyes.  She does have a very nice lean body and her masturbation scene is fairly hot despite her seeming so shy.  First she plays with a vibrator, the Late Late from Late Chocolate, which is a luxury sex toy company like Lelo and JimmyJane in Barcelona.  Later she turns around on her knees and sticks her ass out and masturbates that way, which looks a bit like a typical porn pose to me, although it doesn’t look forced.  Her scene is pretty good, but, regrettably doesn’t get me off.

Scene 4- We then have Joni La Paz, a young guy who works as an electrician at the airport.  Joni has a very cool velvety bean-bang vulva-shaped chair that I just loved and want!  It looks very comfortable as he relaxes back into it and begins his masturbation scene.  He is a very quiet masturbator, but you can tell his emotions by his facial expressions and body language.  Plus, he starts breathing hard about half-way through.  All the time watching him, I kept wondering what he was imagining with is eyes closed and his face twitching, wishing I could share his deep erotic fantasy with him.  In this case, and in the others, it could have been a cool afterthought to interview the subjects after their scene and ask them what they were fantasizing about?  He-like all the men in the film-has a perfect hardcore body, very short military-style hair cut and Brazilian shave, which I guess is the thing in Barcelona.  He comes on his hard muscled stomach and chest, and the come looks like drops of shiny pearls on his tanned skin.  Hot!

Scene 5- Dunia Montenegro is from Brazil, has a dark complexion, and is petite but voluptuous, just my kind of girl.  She is very girly and wears a sweet little dress as she shakes her tush, showing the camera a few of her dance moves.  She is a bit older than the previous 20-somethings, which I like, as her maturity adds to her confidence which makes her even sexier.  Plus, she’s openly bisexual and talks about what she could do with Angelina Jolie’s lips.  Yum!  She masturbates with the Onye Vibromasseur and really gets into it, climaxing in a screaming orgasm (sorry, pardon the pun).  Definitely, this is the hottest girl scene in the film.

Scene 6- The final scene features Joel Acosta, a male dancer/stripper.  Again, like the other guys, hot body.  The video diary shows him stripping at the club where he works which is pretty cool and the highlight of this scene.  His masturbation scene features a hard wooden bench that is not long enough for him to lie on (his feet hang off quite bit) and a mirror.  It’s supposed to look like gym I guess, since he works out a lot?  He looks very uncomfortable the entire scene, fidgets positions, and the scene looks very staged.  In fact, I’m sure he is directed into various positions, as they show a bit of the pre-scene with another guy sitting in for him in some of the same positions.  He ends masturbating standing in front of the mirror and you can guess where his ejaculation goes.  So, kind of a bit contrived and predictable.

Barcelona Sex Project is a fairly long film (much like this review).  It has some great aspects as well as some parts that didn’t work so well.  I’d say the good outweighs the poor elements however, and if you’re a girl who wonders what guys do when they jerk off, this is a must-see just for that alone.  I found myself utterly fascinated by the guy’s scenes and very turned on, which I didn’t expect.  It did get nominated this year at the Feminist Porn Awards, but only got an honorable mention, which I think mirrors my own thoughts about the film.  Good, but not great, but worth looking into.

You can watch the trailer of “Barcelona Sex Project” at Blowfish Video where you can also buy the film.

Xana and Dax: When Opposites Attract (2005)
Studio: Comstock Films
Director: Tony Comstock
Cast: Xana Star and Dax Star

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Back in February, I had the opportunity to review Tony Comstock’s latest film: Bill and Desiree [my review], which I absolutely adored.  Today I bring you Xana and Dax: When Opposites Attract, which is the 2nd film in the “Real People, Real Life, Real Sex” series of Comstock Films‘ “explicit documentary-style features of real-life lovers”.

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When Peggy Comstock asked me which film I would like to review, I checked out the teasers and immediately Xana and Dax just sort-of jumped out at me.  I mean, they are so hot!  A young hip sexy couple who seemed like people I could relate to.

The synopsis describes Xana and Dax as a “study in contrasts” and this is true about their physical appearances.  Xana is the pagan goddess: voluptuous, tattooed, pierced and blonde; while Dax is carved Mahogany, mocha-skinned, lean and agile.  Xana is more experienced and leads Dax through sexual exploration, while Dax is shy and just beginning to build his self-confidence as a lover.

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The two talk about their initial attraction and what they love about each other, with an emphasis on their physical differences.  Physically, they are not your average “porn stars” and Xana emphasizes to the viewer that “we shouldn’t be ashamed of our body… or our sexuality…”  The interview is juxtaposed with snippets of the lovemaking session to follow, which builds slowly towards the climax.  I really enjoyed watching the interview, as it allows you to get to know the couple a little, before they invite you to share their intimate moment.

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The lovemaking is slow and sensual, as they anoint each other with massage oil as if it were a sacred ritual.  You can see how much they adore each other and take pleasure in each other’s bodies.  Their passion is very hedonistic and filled with dreamy reverence and moments of dizzying ecstasy.

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The camera moves in and around them like an extension of their desire, never obtrusive, and you get the feeling that you are sharing their experience.  They are beautiful, sexy and hot to watch.  Ultimately, Xana and Dax, like Comstock’s other films, delivers a much more fulfilling portrayal of sexual desire and intimacy than what you see in the mundane monotony of mainstream adult films.  I highly recommend Xana and Dax for couples to share together.

Thank you to Peggy and Tony and Comstock Films for allowing me to review this sexy, gorgeous award-winning film.  You can purchase Xana and Dax on the Comstock Films website where you can watch a teaser, or through Amazon.com.

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Steven Soderbergh’s The Girlfriend Experience opens May 22nd. The Tribeca Film Festival will have a screening which will include a Q&A with the director and lead actors Sasha Grey and Chris Santos on April 29th.

Go to The Frisky to see the trailer (my site is too racy for Hulu, so it’s blocked).

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Dr. Annie Sprinkle’s Female-To-Male: A Transsexual Love Story (2008)
Studio:  Joseph Kramer Productions
Director- Annie Sprinkle
Cast:  Annie Sprinkle, Les Nichols

I *heart* Annie Sprinkle.  I have been a big fan of Annie since my university days when I first discovered her in one of my feminist art classes.  I admired her unorthodox performance art that embraced her feminine sexuality as something beautiful, whose purpose was also to educate such as her infamous Public Cervix Announcement, where she got up on stage, spread her legs and invited “the audience to view her cervix with the aid of a speculum and a flashlight.”

Annie has starred in and directed many films in her 26 year career [film review], and what-ever she does, she does in her own unique, radical way.

Dr. Annie Sprinkle’s Female-To-Male: A Transsexual Love Story” is no different.  Part documentary, part biography, part journal, part love story, “A Transsexual Love Story” is unlike any film you have ever seen and defies classification.  It features Annie and her lover Les Nicols (Linda) a FTM transsexual who now lives as a “surgically-made hermaphrodite” through a series of several sexual reassignment surgeries.

Les identifies as a male and has since childhood.  The film shows his evolution from a radical lesbian female butch “man-hater” (his words) to a man who is much more forgiving of his “gender”, due to his understanding after transformation.  Why would someone who doesn’t like men want to become one, you may wonder?  Les explains in the film that he has always seen being a man as a place of privilege in society, and since becoming a man has noticed the change in his social status and the respect that he receives.  Briefly, the film touches on his abusive childhood, which is another indication of why he chose his current body.  But, mainly, it appears that male was what Les truly felt he was inside, and he could no longer identify with his former female self.

The film also touches a bit on the struggles that Les had to overcome during his transformation.  At one point during their lovemaking, Annie breaks down in tears because of the hurt she feels that he must have gone through-that many transsexuals have to go through-to be whom they feel they really are.  The scars that cover Les’ body are visual witnesses to this pain, and you begin to realize how strong and determined Les must have been to make the changes he did.  Still, above all, Les appears incredibly positive and happy about his life now, and reassures Annie by comforting her.  His total attitude during the interviews is very upbeat-he always has a twinkle in his eye and a big smile on his face.  It is easy to see why Annie fell in love with him in the first place.

The film also explains Les’ transformation in medical terms, including the creation of his prosthetic cock, which is pretty amazing.  There is an intimate scene, showing Annie and Les making love for the first time with his new penis which Les first uses by inserting a rod to stiffen it, then later his own thumb.  This is interesting, as a few years back I was fortunate enough to meet Patrick Califia (one of my favorite sex writers), who is a FTM transsexual who joked about using his cock in the same way, with his thumb.  I suspect that both Les and Patrick had the same genital reconstructive surgery, although the film explains a few other methods as well.

What I really loved best about this film, is the human aspect by which Annie portrays their story, which is sweet and wonderful to watch.  And, Les is totally cool in his biker duds, James Dean hair, and tattooed body.  You can’t help but fall in love with him just a little bit too.  My only critique about the film is that it is only thirty minutes in length, and I would have liked to see more interviews with Les, and a more in-depth biography of his life.  But, the film is about Les and Annie and their love, and is more of an artistic celebration of love, rather than a stale documentary with just talking heads.  I’d recommend this film to anyone who loves Annie Sprinkle, to anyone intrigued about FTM transformation, and to those who want to watch a real-life love story that is both intimate and poignant to watch!

You can purchase this film at Tabu Toys as well as many other great sex toys.

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Fetish Dolls

by Domina Doll on 03/11/2009

in fetish, movies, porn, porno

Fetish Dolls (2007)
Director: Andre Madness
Studio: Adam & Eve
Cast: Naomi, Ava Rose, Marco Banderas, Sativa Rose, Steven St. Croix, Tommy Gunn, Shyla Stylez and Juan Espizedo

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When you think of the term FETISH, a few iconic images might spring to mind.  A slim black stiletto, a latex dress stretched tightly over the curves of a body, noir’s femme fatal with a slim a cigarette, a ring of smoke around her head.  There are probably over a hundred fetishes or paraphilias (I counted 85 on Wikipedia) from Abasiophilia to Zoophilia, who defines “Sexual fetishism, or erotic fetishism, [a]s the sexual attraction to objects or body parts not conventionally viewed as being sexual in nature.”-Wikipedia, List of Paraphilias.

Any object or part of the anatomy can and has been eroticized to the point of where it becomes a fetish.  In Fetish Dolls, it is the women themselves that are the fetish objects along with their body parts: feet, ass, clothed body, tits, and mouth.  The title of the film is very misleading however, as these objects of desire are not fetishized to any large degree, except for a foot fetish scene.  The girls are super hot and in some cases the sex really rocks.  But, for those of you looking for real hardcore fetish kink like Fashionistas, you will be disappointed here.

Scene 1: Foot Fucking with Ava Rose and Brandon Irons

Ava Rose “Surrender Of O,” “Roller Dollz,” “Evil Pink # 4″ teams up with Brandon Iron who truly seems to enjoy feet.  Ava is a dark-haired doll to be sure.  This is the best scene in the film as far as fetishes go and Ava is both talented in how she uses her feet and very limber (she actually gives him a foot-job and a blowjob at the same time).  People who get off on feet will find this scene very arousing as Ava’s feet are truly worshipped and admired.

Scene 2: Ass Banging with Naomi and Marco Banderas

This scene is the most enthusiastic of the film with both Naomi and Marco having great chemistry together.  Naomi has a spectacular ass: it is quite muscular and she does this cool wiggle ass fuck thing that seems to be quite effective on her partner.  The action has a good fast tempo and gets pretty raunchy as she slam fucks and rocks on top of him.

Scene 3: Dressing up with Ava Rose and Tommy Gunn

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Ava enters a large room wearing a latex top and shorts to meet Tommy who is hot in black leather pants.  Other than their initial introduction, the latex and leather are not specifically given reverence during the scene and Ava is not wearing hers for long.  This scene takes forever to get started and there seems to be a bit of difficultly keeping it up as Ava continuously bobs on Tommy’s knob in between positions and many times during.  Ava has an impressive squirting ejacualtion near the end, but it is hard to get into due to the porn music and the performer’s chemistry together. A very awkward scene.

Scene 4: Breast Worship with Shyla Stylez and Juan Espizedo

Shyla from “Pirates # 2: Stagnetti’s Revenge” and “Fallen” is a blonde with large breasts.  She is especially fond of them herself and plays with them at the beginning of the scene.  She crawls over to Juan and gives him a fantastic blowjob.  But, Juan doesn’t really care.  He is rather robotic and seems to have an affliction for touching Shyla unless it is absolutely necessary.  There is no special attention shown to her very nice breasts by him, although she does give him a boob-job.  The scene is stilted and rather bland because of him, no fault to Shyla.

Scene 5: Oral Fetish with Sativa Rose and Steven St Croix

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Sativa is a hot Latin girl who says she enjoys everything to do with oral pleasure.  She does a fine job giving head and the scene isn’t too bad, but there was nothing out of the ordinary about it.  Lots of different positions and then Steven looses his load in his enthusiasm as it shoots right over her head.

I’m not sure what else there is to say about this film, except I was disappointed.  Somewhere between scene one and two them seemed to loose sight of what this film was all about.  It has a pretty box cover and a cool title, but, if you are looking for Fashionistas you will not find that here.  If, however, you want typical vanilla mainstream with a hint of fetish fantasy, this might be the thing for you.  As far as mainstream porn goes, this was not bad and the girls are very hot.

You can buy this and other Fetish DVDs as well as other Adult DVDs at Adam & Eve.

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Bill and Desiree: Love Is Timeless (2008)
(Real People, Real Life, Real Sex series)
Studio: Comstock Films
Director: Tony Comstock
Cast: Bill and Desiree

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I didn’t know quite what to expect when I received “Bill and Desiree: Love is Timeless” by Comstock Films for review.  Would I enjoy watching “older lovers” in their “later years” making love on film?  Well, within the first few minutes my doubts were eased as I watched Bill passionately recount how he and Desiree first met and how he was “blown away” by her “beautiful genitals” in the pre-sex interview.  I was immediately drawn into the film through Bill’s joyful candor and enthusiasm, who is like a school-boy enamored by new love.  I thought: “This is not going to be your typical film.”  And, it definitely isn’t.  Bill and Desiree have much to share with the viewer through their celebration of sex, love and desire, with a few erotic revelations thrown in that might surprise you as well.

Bill and Desiree are an attractive 50-something couple who are recreational naturists and happened to meet at a “clothing optional” event.  Bill is charming, endearing and gregarious; a bohemian poet who is thrilled to be in the prime of his life.  Desiree is exquisite (Bill refers to her as a “Goddess”) with a lovely glowing face, expressive eyes and an animated smile.  You can immediately tell that they are each other’s “soul mates” as they reminisce about their “delirious” love making on their first real date in Sam Taylor Park under the Redwoods where they are stumbled upon by a spotted-owl researcher.

During the interview, they talk about the importance of human touch and how they stay connected through what Desiree calls “a daily nourishment”.  Bill also discusses how mainstream pornography and sexual “how-to” advice can be damaging as it sets unrealistic goals to perform and try to achieve magic every time.  “Peak experiences are just that,” says Bill, “Not every experience is Mount Everest”.  What I learned through watching Bill and Desiree is how accommodating and self-less they give themselves to each other, not always interested in orgasm for themselves, but delighted to give each other pleasure and enjoy what they receive with so much gratitude.  This is the way relationships should be and I have to thank Bill and Desiree for sharing their respect, love and passion with the world, for it is so inspiring and wonderful to see.

Another aspect of their relationship is that they approach their lovemaking as an adventure, constantly trying new things.  Bill laughs as he tells the viewer about Desiree making love to him with her strap-on, then later in the film gives her dildo a blow-job as they giggle blissfully.  They use a lot of variation during their lovemaking scene, switching sexual techniques and types of foreplay with penetration and back again.  This takes the pressure off Bill to constantly perform as their desire gains momentum through sensual valleys and rapturous peaks, building until their ultimate climax.

Everything they do, they do with exhilaration and wild abandon.  They explore their sexual love like children who are delighted and amazed by everything they see and touch.  I had a perma-smile welded on my face as I watched them make love with such tenderness: their smiles, laughter and joy radiating out of the screen to affect me as well.  It was so powerful and beautifully poignant to watch their sweet ecstatic moans and tearful orgasms as they convulsed with ecstasy.

This film could not have been made by anyone else.  Tony Comstock’s camera-style invites you in-close and intimate-focusing on the joy on their faces, the tenderness with which they hold each other’s hands, the gaze in their eyes as they immerse themselves in their shared moment of bliss.  Comstock uses what I call a “haptic” style of cinematography, in that the lighting is soft and muted with a somewhat diffused quality and close-up sensuality that evokes the sense of touch.  Unlike mainstream porn that is glaring, stark and in your face, Comstock’s films seductively roam the bodies of their participants like a lover’s touch, moving in and out of focus, in a way that highlights the physical beauty between two lovers and celebrates sexual intimacy as an art form in itself.  In this way, Bill and Desiree become more than just the components of their sexual moving parts, as their emotional, spiritual and amorous bond transcends the screen.

“Bill and Desiree: Love Is Timeless” is a magnificent film: a sexual tapestry of touch, unconditional love, and vivacious desire.  This film should be a part of the curriculum in Sex-Ed classes and is a must-see for all couples regardless of age.  It will inspire couples how to stay passionate, vibrant and innovative in their approach to love and sex, no matter at what stage they may find themselves on their journey through life.

Comstock Films: Real People, Real Life, Real Sex.

You can buy Bill and Desiree: Love Is Timeless (Real People, Real Life, Real Sex series) Bill and Desiree: Love Is Timeless from Amazon.com

Nina Hartley’s Guide to Female Ejaculation (2006)
Studio: Adam & Eve
Director: Ernest Greene
Cast: Hartley, Mika Tan, Anna Mills, Angela Stone, Trent Solauri

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I have reviewed a few of Nina Hartley’s Guides so far including Nina Hartley’s Guide To G-Spot Sex [my review], Nina Hartley’s Guide To Erotic Bondage [my review], and Nina Hartley’s Guide To Threesomes: Two Girls and a Guy [my review].  But, Nina Hartley’s Guide to Female Ejaculation is by far the best I’ve seen to date.

The film begins with the typical Nina chat where Nina recruits a sexy porn star-this time Mika Tan-to discuss the topic of the film: female ejaculation.  Nina notes in “behind-the-scenes” that she wanted to work with Mika because she is so intelligent and funny.  I have to wholeheartedly agree and Mika is wonderful with her pre-scripted lines, bringing them to life and adding a saucy punch line to Nina’s educational talk.  The thing I enjoy most about Nina’s guides are these educational talks that explore, in this case, the physiology of the female anatomy and how and why female ejaculation does or doesn’t work.  I really don’t watch these films for the porn aspects, but for the how-to aspects, which I find to be much more valuable and entertaining.  If the porn is hot, then that is just an added bonus.

For a novice who has never squirted and wants to learn how, this film would be an excellent guide.  For someone like myself who can squirt and is fairly knowledgeable about sexual anatomy, you may learn a few knew things as well.  I know I did.  One thing Nina mentions is the fact that she has never squirted, even after years of trying different methods.  I thought this was a bit strange, given her knowledge and experience.  Why can’t Nina squirt?  Well, it turns out that some women who can’t squirt may be unable due to an anatomical reality. Their urethra opening is quite close to their vagina opening during penetrative intercourse or with a toy, the urethra goes into the vagina and blocks the ejaculate from coming out, resulting in a retrograde ejaculation, in which the ejaculate fluid is drawn into the bladder, rather than squirting out.  Now I’ve heard of retrograde ejaculation before in both men and women and many sexologists think that all women ejaculate, but for most it is the retrograde type.  I didn’t realize however, that it may be an anatomical difference in their genitals that could be blocking the ejaculation, but it does make sense.  This film will also give you many other interesting facts about female anatomy, female ejaculation and teach you to ejaculate, as it is a skill that can be learned through various techniques.

This brings us to Nina’s demo with her willing subject, cutie Anna Mills.  Before the film, Nina gave Anna a book to read on female ejaculation (wish she had of said which one!) which Anna studied to prepare for her scene.  Before reading this book, Anna had never attempted to ejaculate before, or even done so by “accident”, which happens to many women.  She actually learned to do this from reading a book and practicing.  Unfortunately, Nina read the same book without the same results.  One of the things to help prepare you for learning to ejaculate is building strong PC muscles by doing kegels.  Nina and Anna touch on this in the demo, when Anna clenches a dildo with her vice-like pussy and Nina can’t tug it out.  Pretty powerful.  After some warm-up foreplay, when Anna’s G-spot becomes engorged with ejaculate fluid, Nina uses a vertical speculum and the viewer get s a good close-up look at the G-spot when aroused.  This is really amazing, and I think every woman (and man who wants to please a woman) should see a G-spot like this, because the female anatomy makes so much more sense when you know how it works.

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Nina and Anna demonstrate many G-spot toys on Anna, including the very effective Njoy Pure Wand.  Anna squirts immediately as soon as she inserts the toy by pressing it up against her engorged G-spot, without even having an orgasm.  Wow!  There’s another thing I didn’t know, that women can ejaculate without orgasm.  The Njoy Pure wand is definitely an amazing G-spot toy (one that I haven’t had the opportunity to review yet!-so if someone wants to send me one…).  At one point during the scene Nina also applies a clitoral pump to Anna’s clit that really engorges it. Rather loud machine, but wow, seriously awesome as it turns Anna’s clit into a little penis.  Nina explains that it feels like a lover super sucking on your clit.  Sounds great to me.  This scene is very informative, hot (Anna squirts 6 or 7 times, I lost count), and playful (both Nina and Anna are giggling the whole way through it and both seem amazed at what Anna has learned to do).  Oh, and I also love the fact that Nina uses black latex gloves to protect Anna from fingernails scrapes when she fingers and fists her.

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The final scene of the film features Angela Stone and Trent Solauri.  This I guess would be the porn section of the film, where the viewer can see what hetero sex might be like out of the “laboratory” and in a “real-life” scenario.  Angela says (in the behind-the-scenes) that she has been ejaculating like forever and she can do so with out even masturbating. Some girls have all the luck.  She does manage to gush fairly copiously at the end of the scene which is very impressive as a geyser gushes from her like Old Faithful, but the scene itself is nothing much to rave about.  Just your regular mainstream porn making sure they do all the right positions.  This scene did nothing for me, but it might be hot for others who knows.  Still, I think the value in these guides is due to the talk and demos, rather than the porn aspect, so this film doesn’t loose too many points for me for this scene alone.

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Nina’s guides always have an after the film interview and a behind-the-scenes.  In her interview, Nina talks more about the mental and emotional aspects of female sexuality and how important it is that women are comfortable with their bodies in order to achieve female ejaculation.  She also urges women not to be embarrassed if it happens involuntarily as this is a natural bodily function.  She also talks about how female ejaculation has been suppressed by views of women being non-sexual beings, and that in ages past (ancient Greece for instance) female ejaculation was common and celebrated.  Finally, Nina gets on a kick about men who think female ejaculation is gross and that rather than think it is a problem with the woman, men should the reasons why they feel this way, as it is a socially conditioned response.  She actually gets a bit miffed by the end and says: “If you really don’t like it… you need more help than I can give you here”.

The behind-the-scenes in this film shows Nina and her co-stars getting ready for their scenes.  Ernest Greene, Nina’s partner, is in this quite a bit.  He seems like a happy perv who likes to get in and help a bit with some hands-on with the girls, which isn’t surprising since Nina is quite a perv herself.  You can see the camaraderie between Nina and Anna here who are very good friends.

Adam and Eve also adds a bonus scene in all of Nina’s guides, and this one is not too bad.  It is a scene from “The Contractor” featuring a buff construction worker Anthony Hardwood and construction girl Taryn Thomas who get down and dirty on the heavy equipment.  Anthony has an amazing built body and Taryn is a sexy brunette who is pretty sweet until she gets verbal diarrhea and won’t shut-up.  Not a bad scene if played in mute.

So that’s Nina Hartley’s Guide to Female Ejaculation in a nutshell.  This is a fabulous guide on the subject and I think it would be helpful for women and couples who would like to learn how to squirt.  In fact, I would rename it: “Squirting for Dummies” as the guide makes it that easy to learn how to do it yourself.  Again, I don’t recommend it for the porn portions, but I really don’t think that is what people are interested in when they buy this film.  The educational aspects are excellent.  Thank you to Tabu Toys for sending this to me to review.  Learn to squirt and go watch Nina and her friends!

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The advantage of seeing the Ashton Kutcher-starring Spread at Sundance, as opposed to in theaters down the road, isn’t just the fact that director David Mackenzie hasn’t yet been forced to neuter the film’s skintastic sex scenes his 2003 Young Adam was shaved down for far less to get an R rating here in the States, but also the way it so nicely compliments a film that screened a few days later, Steven Soderbergh’s The Girlfriend Experience. Neither movie quite works on its own, but as a pair, they are the yin to one another’s yang — portraits of a Hollywood hustler and high-class escort that, taken together, give a well-rounded picture of that world.

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Nina Hartley’s Guide to Erotic Bondage (2005)
Studio: Adam & Eve
Director: Ernest Greene
Cast: Nina Hartley, Carmen Luvana, Randy Spears, Tommy Gunn

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Sorry this is late!  It was supposed to go out Friday, but I took off to a sex show and forgot to post it!  Better late than never ?

Nina Hartley’s guides are either hit or miss.  There is usually always good advice in them, but sometimes the production quality is low and the editing can be awkward.  It also seems that the performers only get once chance to get their lines right, which takes away from the credibility.  Nina is usually always “on”, but her co-stars sometimes have a few problems with the speaking parts.  This is not the case with “Nina Hartley’s Guide to Erotic Bondage“, however. Carmen Luvana is a great co-host in this DVD, and her Puerto Rican accent is charming.  You can tell that she is reading the lines, but she doesn’t miss her cues.

Like all of Nina’s guides, this one starts out with an instructional intro chat between Nina and her co-host. Nina and Carmen discuss why you would want to experiment with bondage, fantasies and pop culture that make bondage intriguing, as well as consensuality and safety.  They never really get into the types of restraints you can play with during bondage, including rope! which was disappointing.  This DVD is very, very basic.  The only types of restraints they use are cuffs, a collar and Carmen has an arm bracer on during her sex scene with Tommy Gunn.  I really thought Nina would have spent more time on types of restraints, even as an introduction.  So, the DVD description of “Join your host Nina Hartley and her sexy guests as you ‘learn the ropes,’” is a bit misleading as they never actually use ropes at all.

After the chat, Nina demonstrates bondage on Randy Spears.  First they negotiate the scene, which is great as it demonstrates how couples or play partners might really approach this.  Randy is a big sweetheart of a man and thoroughly adorable.  It is pretty hot seeing him pull against the restraints like a Herculean hero.  Nina has a great dungeon and it would have been cool to get a bit of a tour and have her describe some of the nice bondage furniture she has.  She binds Randy to a bondage board and starts teasing and playing with him.  She rubs his cock with her nylon-encased feet and this seems to turn Randy on quite a bit.  The scene is very playful and they definitely have some hot chemistry together.  Later, they go through various positions on a bondage bed, but Randy isn’t really restrained, except for wearing cuffs, which seemed to be more of an impediment to the sex.  Still, the sex is hot as they perform oral (Randy is a pro at this and so is Nina), vaginal penetration and finish off with anal (Nina’s favorite).  I like that Nina shows the use of gloves for penetration with fingers and lubricant for anal to illustrate proper safety considerations, instead of fantasy ideals.

Next up is Carmen and Tommy Gunn.  I thought this scene would have great given how hot Carmen and Tommy are. They both have bodies to die for and are sexy as hell.  But, Tommy really never takes charge and seems a bit lost as to what to do with Carmen once he has her bound.  The sex isn’t bad, and Carmen is very vocal repeating something in her Spanish tongue over and over that is hot, but Tommy doesn’t seem to get into it as much.  And, again the bondage is so basic, it really didn’t add much to the sex.  It would have been cool to have a little bit of playful power play in here, but that never happens.

I would have enjoyed this DVD much better if there had of been more emphasis on the bondage showing different types, various scenarios and equipment.  For me, bondage also means a loss of freedom of movement, which wasn’t always the case here. This DVD is more for people who have never tried bondage and may be curious, and is much more about the sexual aspect.

I am looking forward to reviewing “Nina Hartley’s Guide to Bondage Sex” however, as it has Claire Adams (bondage queen!) and is mostly likely what I was hoping for in this one.  Also, I have wanted to watch some of Nina’s Private Sessions, which look more kinky and free than her guides.

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