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May 2009

Pirates (2005)

by Domina Doll on 05/07/2009

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Pirates (2005)
Director: Joone
Studio: Digital Playground and Adam & Eve
Cast: Jesse Jane, Carmen Luvana, Janine Lindemulder, Evan Stone, Tommy Gunn, Devon, Teagan Presley, Kris Slater, Austyn Moore, Jenaveve Jolie, Steven St. Croix, and Nhan (no sex).

 Pirates (2005)

Pirates” was much anticipated in 2005 when first released, heralded as the most expensive porn made to date and winning eleven AVN Awards including: Best Adult DVD, Best Video Feature, Best All-Girl Sex Scene, Best Actress and Best Actor.  I had the chance to borrow it from a friend and watch it then and was impressed with the production quality, performances, entertainment value and sex scenes.  Now, four years later, I have my very own copy of the three disk set of Pirates and here are my thoughts on this film in retrospect.

Pirates may still be one of the best feature-length porn films ever made.  Seriously.  And, I don’t say that lightly.  As an avid porn collector and aspiring pornographer myself, I am usually pretty hard on mainstream porn flicks.  I typically find most of them boring, unoriginal, and predictable with run of the mill sex scenes that do little to inspire.  But, after viewing Pirates again, I am even more impressed with it than I was the first time.  The only films that I can compare it with are Caligula (1980) Unrated Version (not really a porn) and Fashionistas (2003) [my review].

 Pirates (2005)

First of all, it is porn with plot, and manages to keep the viewer’s interest throughout the film, if you like those kind of films, which I do.  Inspired by “Pirates of the Caribbean” it is a swash-buckling story about a wicked pirate, Captain Victor Stagnetti (Tommy Gunn) who kidnaps Manuel Valenzuela (Kris Slater), and the pirate hunters who try to rescue him for his newly-wedded bride Isabella (Carmen Luvana).  The story follows the incompetent pirate hunter Captain Edward Reynolds (Evan Stone) and his sexy first-mate Jules (Jesse Jane) hot on Stagnetti’s tale, as they hit the high seas for action-packed adventure, swordplay, and occasional romps between the sheets in exotic locations, pirate hideaways, bordellos and deserted islands.  It is funny, entertaining, and filled with action, to carry you along from scene to scene.

The production value is high quality (filmed in high-def) featuring real locations in California and Florida, excellent set design and costumes, a full musical score, reasonably authentic special effects, and superb sound and picture quality.

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Most of the sex scenes are pretty hot and the performances are enthusiastic and raunchy for the most part.  Evan Stone is the highlight of the film with his Captain Kirk-like bravado and turns of phrase that are quite entertaining and witty.  Not to mention, he is sexy as hell and hung like a horse.  Unfortunately, he is only in two sex scenes which do not focus on his ample talents as much as I’d like, which is a shame.  Jesse Jane also does a great job playing the part of a saucy nymphomaniac and is seriously hot in both her girl-girl scenes with Carmen Luvana and later Janine Lindemulder for which they won best lesbian sex scene.  Both girl-girl scenes starring Jesse are nasty as she struggles for dominance and plays rough as if she’s in a dirty cat fight.  Her girl-boy scenes are fairly spectacular as well, as she sure can swallow a cock with that sexy Angelina Jolie mouth of hers.

The sex scene between Tommy Gun and Janine is sexy with Tommy’s amazing body.  Janine is a dominant and well-suited opponent with her Amazonian physique and gives Tommy Gunn quite a fight to see who is exactly in control, although in the image below you’d swear Tommy was winning.  All the stars have wicked bodies and are fucking hot, and it is so awesome to see two of the sexiest guys in porn in this film.  My only criticism is that some of the minor characters (the bordello girls) are not as exciting and I wished they had of had more different types of girls, like some brunettes and red heads, instead of so many typical blondes.  There is only one brunette female in the whole film (Jenaveve Jolie) in a lesbian scene with Carmen Luvana, which is not bad.

 Pirates (2005)

Some of the performers have difficultly delivering their lines, which is at times a bit painful and noticeably scripted, but the main cast does a pretty decent job, considering this is a porn.  I was actually impressed how well they could act, when given a chance, especially Stone, Gunn, Jane, Janine and Steven St. Croix.  For a feature film it wouldn’t win any Oscars, but is absolutely entertaining to watch and extraordinary for a porn.  I am so glad that I finally have this film in my own collection, for I am sure to watch it again and again for both the entertainment and stroking value it provides.  Pirates is a must have for any porn collector, is a great couple’s fuck flick and overall excellent film.

I am really looking forward to the sequel, “Pirates II:  Stagnetti’s Revenge” also starring Jesse Jane and Evan Stone, with Belladonna joining the cast, which I will be reviewing soon.  Lots more brunettes in this one: Stoya, Sasha Grey, Brea Lynn, Veronica Rayne, YUM!  “Pirates” is a three disk set with normal version, HD version, and additional features including behind-the-scenes, bloopers, audio commentary and more.

Thank you to Adam & Eve for providing “Pirates” for review.  Check out their online store for a huge selection of adult films and while you’re there, pick up  “Pirates“.  You won’t be disappointed!

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9 NYC Weekly Leather Dates: May 7 13

Bella Rossi and Maestro on thetrainingofo.com

Thursday, May 7
LSM Member Safety and Orientation
The Baroness’ Fetish Retinue Party

Friday, May 8
DSF: “Eroticism, Danger, Fear, Anger and Knives” w/ David & gem
ClubFEM NYC Munch

Saturday, May 9
Stimulate

Sunday, May 10
OBJECTify!
New York Bondage Club

Monday, May 11

Tuesday, May 12
TES Membership Meeting

Wednesday, May 13
TES Novice Group: “Keeping your Leather & Latex Clean, Polished & Healthy” w/ Bootblack Brandon
GMSMA at the New York Eagle: Cigar Social

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And, now for something completely different!  I have been inspired by Red from the Red Sneaker Diaries to try out some electro-stimulation type sex toys.  She has been doing a series of reviews on erotic E-Stim toys and has become what I consider the Queen of E-stim toys.  Previously, I’ve been a bit wary of trying electrostimulation.  Okay, I’m a chicken actually.  Although I consider myself somewhat of a masochist in that I’m heavily tattooed, love piercings and play piercings as well as heavy breast torture (okay now you know my perverted pleasures), there are some types of sensations that I despise.

A couple of years ago I got a nasty shock from a Violet (violent) Wand.  It was my own fault because of the way I was holding it and I touched a part that I wasn’t supposed to and a jolt of electricity shot right up my arm.  I thought I was going to go into cardiac arrest.  Seriously though, no damage was done and I was more embarrassed than anything.  So, I guess I’ve been shying away from electricity ever since.

But, curiosity killed the cat, so here I am about to blast myself into orgasm or intense shock.  I just started reviewing products for the amazing folks at Extreme Restraints and they asked what I would like to try.  I told them I had never tried electrostimulation, so they recommended the Zeus Electrogasm, which is a beginner E-stim toy.  And, that’s just perfect because I am in no rush to take away Red’s E-stim crown!

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So, what exactly is this strange little toy?  Well, as you can see it is shaped like a butterfly with two wings that are self-adhesive pads that have the electrodes on the back and the function box on the front that powers the unit.  Fairly simple, no wires or plug-ins, just put in the battery, attach the box to the butterfly and you are ready to play.  The toy is entirely self-contained.  It comes with two flat batteries and easy to read instructions.  Like most electrostimulation toys, this is not supposed to be used above the waist as a shock to the heart could result in cardiac arrest.

So, where did I put it first?  On my breast.  Actually, that’s not true.  First I tried it on my thigh and watched my muscles leap and contract from the jolts, and then I put it on my breast, or more accurately on my nipple (but my right one, I’m no fool!).

The power box has three buttons: “on”, “off” and “function mode”.  Once you have the butterfly stuck in place (for this demo I put the electrodes on either side of my nipple) you press the “on” button once to power it up.  Nothing happens at this point except the light comes on to let you know it is ready.  You can then begin cycling through the different functions with the “function mode” or keep pressing the “on” button to up the intensity.  The directions say it has 5 modes: A: Tapping, B: Rhythmic Kneading, C: Deep Kneading, D: Pressing and E: Continuous Press.  Combined with the 4 intensity levels, this gives you 9 different variations.

So what does it feel like?  Well the A mode feels like a tingling tapping on the lowest intensity and like sharp needles on the highest intensity.  B mode is a short burst of buzzing that becomes fairly intense and more needling on the high intensity.  C mode is a long undulating wave going from light to sharp.  D mode goes through the various settings, and E mode is a long continuous burst, followed by the other modes.  On the lowest intensity it feels like a tickling fluttery feeling, while on the high modes it is a fairly intense needling sensation that sends little shocking jolts through the area (in this case my nipple).  I found the lower levels pleasurable, but couldn’t stand the higher intensities for very long.  I did enjoy cycling through the intensity levels and giving myself a good jolt every once in a while though.  It is really rather freaky playing with this cool little toy, especially if you haven’t experienced it before.  It feels unlike anything I have experienced thus far, and I can see why it could become addictive, or more interesting than the normal sex toy vibration.

The thing I liked best about it is that you won’t experience a painful, shocking jolt, like I did with the Violet Wand.  It is very safe and if you follow the instructions, not painful unless you want it to be.  Next week, I may get the courage up to try it on my clitoris or labia, which is where this toy is recommended for use (or the anus), or in case of a guy, wrapped around the penis.  Because you can’t see the controls when it is down there, I wanted to wait until my partner returns from his business trip to help me out with it.  According to Red, E-stim can be a highly erotic, orgasmic experience, so I am anxious to try this out on my other pink parts.  If you are looking for a different type of erotic stimulation I highly recommend trying this out, especially if you are a beginner.  It is very reasonably priced and may lead you on to a whole sensual journey of electrostimulation.

Thank you to Extreme Restraints for “turning me on” to electro-stimulation play for the first time.  It was an exciting, scary, strange and electrifying experience!  And, once over the initial fear of this toy and you develop a familiarity with the sensation, you may want to go on to bigger and better zaps of pleasure/pain.  Stay tuned to the Sex Carnival each week as I review some unusual bdsm toys from Extreme Restraints as well as my other sex toy reviews.

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Editor’s Pick

    Editors Notes: Two this week, because I couldn’t choose between them! Making up for weeks I didn’t have any, maybe?

  • Sinfully Soft Leather Collar and Cuffs from Sinvention by Raven Quince
  • I may be a submissive, but I’m not into pain, so comfort was very high on my list of requirements. I went to many of the sex toy sites and their collars just didn’t seem to cut it, they looked flimsy and uncomfortable.

    I admit I’m biased because I lust after everything Sinvention makes, but I thought the review was wonderfully written and really pulled me in, then I found out this was her first review which surprised me (maybe because my first many reviews were crap), and I knew I had to choose her this week!

  • Clone-A-Willy Candle Kit by Wendy Blackheart
  • I could make a model of his cock, it would be fun, and I wouldn’t be using it to fuck boys or girls with (since candles make very poor dildos. I know from experience. Don’t ask.)

    I always love Wendy’s reviews and this is a particularly wonderful and hilarious one. Her stories are always delightful, and even though the kit was full of fail the post is full of win. Definitely worth a read!

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11 Find Lolita – May 2009 and beyond

Tober Brandt and Chad Rock on boundgods.com

May 10 – Washington, DC
Whole DC: teaching Erotic Spanking

June 20 – NYC
Leather Pride Night: coordinating volunteers

June 24-29 – Northern MD
Leather Retreat: teaching classes TBA

July 2-5 – Piscataway, NJ
TES Fest: coordinating the Celebrity Auction and teaching TBA

July 17-19 – Denver, CO
Thunder In The Mountains: teaching Decorative Bloodsports, The Dynamics of Co-Topping and Metal Bondage.

August 21-34 – Edison, NJ
Floating World: teaching classes TBA

October 23-25 – Chicago, IL
Kinky Kollege: teaching Kidz Rule and CBT in a Nutshell

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Barcelona Sex Project (2009)
Director: Erika Lust
Studio: Lust Films of Barcelona
Cast: Silvia Rubí, David Galant, Irina Vega, Joni La Paz, Dunia Montenegro, and Joel Acosta.
Language: Spanish with subtitles: Spanish, English, French, German

*My apologies for a seriously long review.  I guess I had a lot to say!

I’ve heard a lot of talk about Lust Films after the director Erika Lust’s first project, “Five Hot Stories for Her” won the Best Movie of the Year at the Feminist Porn Awards last year.  So, naturally, I’ve been hoping to review one or both of her films myself.  Thank you to Blowfish Video for sending me the new North American release of “Barcelona Sex Project“, Lust’s latest film.

To premise the film, I think it is important to address the filmmaker Erika Lust, to give a bit of background about her and her motivations as a filmmaker.  In the ‘making of the film’ documentary, Lust talks about being a modern urbanite feminist and how she was always very turned-off by regular porn made by men.  She discusses the tacky scenarios, the stereotypes, the misogynous elements and generally bad filmmaking in mainstream porn, which are all accurate criticisms.  However, she does put a lot of emphasis on male filmmakers here, which for the most part is likely true, but it comes off sounding a bit sexist.  If she has ever seen Tony Comstock’s films, she doesn’t reference him there, even though he is a fabulous male filmmaker doing the very thing she is doing in Barcelona Sex Project and has been doing it much longer.  So, while her judgments are mainly accurate, I wouldn’t say they are completely fair.

Lust continues, saying that women have not been getting credit as filmmakers and creators of porn, and that she is a part of a new age of independent filmmakers (women) who are creating films that that express female desire.  This is also true.  However, there is a history of women filmmakers (albeit short) making porn such as Candida Royalle, Annie Sprinkle, and Nina Hartley, to name a few, all who are creating their vision of what female desire is, at least to them.  So, this stance is a tiny bit arrogant on Lust’s part, as it is important to acknowledge the female pioneers who first broke the boundaries of adult filmmaking to give new age women filmmakers that creative freedom.  And, then there are all the independent avant garde female filmmakers like Maya Deren-the Mother of Experimental Cinema-to take into consideration as well.  So, while she may feel she is breaking new ground, she is certainly not the first to do what she is doing.

“Barcelona Sex Project” is a pseudo-documentary of six people (three men, three women) with each “subject” having three parts: the interview, video diaries shot by themselves, and a masturbation scene.  It is an interesting concept and has both good and poor elements.  The interviews and sex scenes are shot in a minimalist white studio, whereas the video diaries are shot on different locations, depending on the subject.

I have to say that, visually, the minimalist background worked well by making the subject the main focus of their environment.  However, this also detracts from getting to know the subjects in their own personal milieu, which lends much to the intimacy that is created on film.  After watching the third interview, I felt like the people were blending into one space, even though each individual is very different.  Also, Lust gets them to sit on these high stools that look really uncomfortable to be interviewed in.  They look as if they are “put on the spot” and being interrogated rather than having a comfortable intimate conversation and this caused a bit of tension for me.

The video diaries may have compensated for the lack of personality in the minimalist studio environment, and contrasted well with it, if there were more of it in each portrait.  But, this footage is sparsely interspersed with the interviews, and you only catch glimpses of the subject’s personality through these clips.  For some of the subjects it worked better than others.

The background also works well for some masturbation scenes, and not well for others.  But, I will discuss this more through each individual portrait.

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Scene 1- Silvia Rubí is an alt-goth girl with tattoos and piercings, a bit of a rebel type who wants to be a rock star even though she and her start-up band don’t know how to play music.  She begins by saying she is “drop-dead-gorgeous” and while she has a pretty face and nice tattoos, I think she is a bit overconfident in her youth.  She masturbates in a white retro-style chair which looks to me very hard and uncomfortable, although visually appeals to the scene.  The performance is not bad, but nothing memorable either, except she seems rather self-conscious of the camera at the end of the scene.

Scene 2- This is my favorite scene in the film.  David Galant is pretty hot in a boy-next-door kind-of way.  Casual good looks, hot hard body.  He likes to walk his dog on the beach and cook.  His scene is very cool as he is set up on Japanese style mats and he gives the impression of being totally comfortable and at home in his surroundings.  I love how he rubs his body like a lover would with his own hands-this is very erotic-before beginning to play with his penis.  David totally gets into the masturbation session and you don’t really feel that the camera is there watching him at all, as all your focus is on him.  He is slow and sensual and it was fascinating for me to watch a guy masturbate by themselves, with no visual or other stimulation, just their own imagination with their eyes closed.  Super hot scene that really stands out in the film.

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Scene 3- Irina Vega is a bit of a shy computer geek who creates websites for adult porn stars.  She is not extraordinary looking but cute with sad eyes.  She does have a very nice lean body and her masturbation scene is fairly hot despite her seeming so shy.  First she plays with a vibrator, the Late Late from Late Chocolate, which is a luxury sex toy company like Lelo and JimmyJane in Barcelona.  Later she turns around on her knees and sticks her ass out and masturbates that way, which looks a bit like a typical porn pose to me, although it doesn’t look forced.  Her scene is pretty good, but, regrettably doesn’t get me off.

Scene 4- We then have Joni La Paz, a young guy who works as an electrician at the airport.  Joni has a very cool velvety bean-bang vulva-shaped chair that I just loved and want!  It looks very comfortable as he relaxes back into it and begins his masturbation scene.  He is a very quiet masturbator, but you can tell his emotions by his facial expressions and body language.  Plus, he starts breathing hard about half-way through.  All the time watching him, I kept wondering what he was imagining with is eyes closed and his face twitching, wishing I could share his deep erotic fantasy with him.  In this case, and in the others, it could have been a cool afterthought to interview the subjects after their scene and ask them what they were fantasizing about?  He-like all the men in the film-has a perfect hardcore body, very short military-style hair cut and Brazilian shave, which I guess is the thing in Barcelona.  He comes on his hard muscled stomach and chest, and the come looks like drops of shiny pearls on his tanned skin.  Hot!

Scene 5- Dunia Montenegro is from Brazil, has a dark complexion, and is petite but voluptuous, just my kind of girl.  She is very girly and wears a sweet little dress as she shakes her tush, showing the camera a few of her dance moves.  She is a bit older than the previous 20-somethings, which I like, as her maturity adds to her confidence which makes her even sexier.  Plus, she’s openly bisexual and talks about what she could do with Angelina Jolie’s lips.  Yum!  She masturbates with the Onye Vibromasseur and really gets into it, climaxing in a screaming orgasm (sorry, pardon the pun).  Definitely, this is the hottest girl scene in the film.

Scene 6- The final scene features Joel Acosta, a male dancer/stripper.  Again, like the other guys, hot body.  The video diary shows him stripping at the club where he works which is pretty cool and the highlight of this scene.  His masturbation scene features a hard wooden bench that is not long enough for him to lie on (his feet hang off quite bit) and a mirror.  It’s supposed to look like gym I guess, since he works out a lot?  He looks very uncomfortable the entire scene, fidgets positions, and the scene looks very staged.  In fact, I’m sure he is directed into various positions, as they show a bit of the pre-scene with another guy sitting in for him in some of the same positions.  He ends masturbating standing in front of the mirror and you can guess where his ejaculation goes.  So, kind of a bit contrived and predictable.

Barcelona Sex Project is a fairly long film (much like this review).  It has some great aspects as well as some parts that didn’t work so well.  I’d say the good outweighs the poor elements however, and if you’re a girl who wonders what guys do when they jerk off, this is a must-see just for that alone.  I found myself utterly fascinated by the guy’s scenes and very turned on, which I didn’t expect.  It did get nominated this year at the Feminist Porn Awards, but only got an honorable mention, which I think mirrors my own thoughts about the film.  Good, but not great, but worth looking into.

You can watch the trailer of “Barcelona Sex Project” at Blowfish Video where you can also buy the film.

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