Fleshbot and Cougars
Mar 29th, 2008 by Jefferson
This week’s Sex Blog Roundup at Fleshbot holds a few surprises. Go look and see—but remember, you were warned.
Those of you who enjoy stalking me will find me arranging a special delivery at a sex event I didn’t attend, courtesy of our troops, for Tilda’s birthday.
At the same event, Avah finds herself the target of a convivial backstabbing. Over coffee, I suggest she roll with it. Regretfully, even the most vivacious bon vivants can be occasional vivisectionists.
Avah also wonders if I’m ”really poly.” We’ll file that with the queries about whether I’m “really bi” or “really dom.” I promise I’ll get to those, dear readers, when I’m not busy juggling multiple relationships, having sex with men and women, and generally whupping ass.
Speaking of sex, I learned a new sex term this week from an unlikely source—my eleven-year-old son, Collie. I overheard him talking to his brother about a teacher at his school, whom he described as a “cougar.”
“What does that mean?” I asked. “Is she tough?”
The boys looked at me for a moment. Collie laughed. “Uh, no, Dad. Do you really not know what that means?”
I felt myself being drawn deeper. “Should I be afraid to ask?”
Jason shook his head. “It means, like, a hot old lady.”
“Really?” I scanned my brain. “Huh, I wonder why that word is used . . .”
The boys listened expectantly. I caught them watching me.
“Oh, well, carry on!” I said, leaving the room. I could save my questions for Google.
I believe the term Cougar isn’t just for “hot old ladies” but rather, sexually aggressive women over the age of 30 (or so). They can be “MILFs” (moms I’d like to fuck), or not, just as long as they’re “older,” hot and sexually aggressive. Hence the term; cougars are aggressive (and if you think about it, they’re just a large version of an ordinary pussy
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-EE