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The Best of “The Best of Craigslist”
Dec 27th, 2007 by Viviane
About ‘The Best of Craigslist’
* Postings are nominated by craigslist readers, and are not necessarily endorsed by craigslist staff.
* Postings may be explicitly sexual, scatalogical, offensive, graphic, tasteless, and/or not funny.
austin> Calling all Roys or Troys or LeRoys
“If your name is Roy, Troy or LeRoy…I WANT YOU! I was with a Roy before (please see photo) and it didn’t last as long as my tattoo. Who knew?”
chicago> A Letter of Thanksgiving to Craigslist
“When I was ready to look for love, you sent (after a bit of trial and error) an attractive attorney who wants to settle down and has red body hair that makes my heart flutter. And when he told me that he wanted a threesome, you brought forth a suburban soccer mom with a rockin’ body who was looking for adventure and was in town on business. Your kindness knows no bounds.”
san diego > Expensive Loser Wanted!!!
“When we make out, say things to me like “grab it” and “suck me off”. I also LOVE to have a man put his hands on my head and push it into his crotch. Do NOT, under ANY circumstances try to give me an orgasm. This will only lead to pleasure, which I am not accustomed to.”
s.f. bayarea> Hot zombie sex roleplay - t4w
“Let’s go to the Power Exchange together and roleplay HOT ZOMBIE SEX. I mean it. I know it sounds really ridiculous, but I’ve always loved zombies and the undead, and I’ve always loved sex, so I want to mix the two. Additionally, I’ve seen (and am friends with) some really cute zombie girls, and I could really enjoy the mix of horror, terror, shock value in others, and, y’know. Sex.”
vancouver, BC> Letter from a rare form of female(?)
“Dear Booty Call: We have an animal attraction. If I happen to want some good sex, I’ll call you.”
seattle-tacoma> Dear Conceited Penis..
“I will not be playing with you or him until someone comes clean and explains to me what exactly happened. I saw the response in his e-mail, did the research, put 2 and 2 together and found out that one of you posted the ad for Adult Fun with a man, woman, or both. He denies that he had anything to do with it but YOU are in the picture along with MY comforter. One of you is lying. If one of you would just be honest then I wouldn’t have to put his belongings, or yours, out in the front yard.”
tucson> Seeking the heart of the librarian?
“Recently it seems that the Craigslist “missed connections” section has been a flurry of activity with requests for a meeting with a red headed librarian who works at the Himmel location. On two occasions, this lovely lady has been mentioned in this section. I have some bad news for you: she is taken, and she is also monogamous. To some, this may be disheartening. However, due to the high demand for her, and in the interest of fairness, I will issue a challenge. A duel.”