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Pervify your pumpkin: Halloween Sex Toys
Oct 24th, 2007 by Viviane
Just in time for Halloween!
- Pumpkin Dildo (Audacia first mentioned it here).
- Double Penetration
- Frottage Frumkin
- Pumpkin Goo Pussy
- Glove Love
Me, I’ll just be tying apples to a string, so the bloggers can bob for them, with their hands tied behind their backs. . .
“Ride the Orange Pony”
I like that.
But wouldn’t it suck if you got really vigorous with the pumpkin, and it exploded everywhere?
That would be messy.
Smelly too.
(For some reason, writing this, I had the weirdest sense of Deja vous. Perhaps I’ve talked about pumpkin sex toys in another life. I so wouldn’t be surprised if in my past lives, I was pervert too.)
I think there is misuse of the word frottage. Frottage was my favorite word from sex ed class. I believe it refers to a stranger that likes to rub his groinal area into people in a large crowd. I expected to see a bulging pumpkin on a subway car.
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