Pervify your pumpkin: Halloween Sex Toys

by Viviane on 10/24/2007

in food

Just in time for Halloween!

Me, I’ll just be tying apples to a string, so the bloggers can bob for them, with their hands tied behind their backs. . .

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  • http://heartfullofblack.com Wendy

    “Ride the Orange Pony”

    I like that.

    But wouldn’t it suck if you got really vigorous with the pumpkin, and it exploded everywhere?

    That would be messy.

    Smelly too.

    (For some reason, writing this, I had the weirdest sense of Deja vous. Perhaps I’ve talked about pumpkin sex toys in another life. I so wouldn’t be surprised if in my past lives, I was pervert too.)

  • http://venusropes.blogspot.com Jocasta

    I think there is misuse of the word frottage. Frottage was my favorite word from sex ed class. I believe it refers to a stranger that likes to rub his groinal area into people in a large crowd. I expected to see a bulging pumpkin on a subway car.

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