links for 2007-08-11

Oh, she forgot spelling!

Remember when you’d be writing an essay for class, and one twit would ask if spelling counts, and the teacher would sigh and say yes, of course it does?

Well, spelling counts when men try to get in touch with me via the internet. I have a firm rule – if you can’t spell the sex act you wish to to perform on/with me, you can’t do it. If you can’t be bothered to spell out the words ‘one’ ‘you’ ‘two/to/too’, you lost your shot.

(You would be surprised at how many men don’t think that spelling would count. I once had a gentleman miss spell the word ‘fake’. )

I mean really. If your already on the computer trying to get laid, you probably have a spell checker, or access to an online dictionary.

Can you tell this is a major pet peeve of mine?