…My job intercepting folks recently split from a date and a favorite sex toy, as well as my own trials deciding where to store and how to transport my own favorites, has allowed me to develop what I would like to put forward as “Best Practice Guidelines for Sex Toy Custody Cases.†While some of these may be somewhat lesbi-centric, I like to think they might lend a helping hand in most cases. I may not have all the answers, ie; three-way couple breaks up and has to decide the fate of their Nexus double-dildo…but most cases could benefit from these simple, sensible guidelines… (more…)





















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