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San Francisco Values (violet blue: San Francisco Chronicle)
Nov 16th, 2006 by Viviane
I’m now absolutely certain that Bill O’Reilly is the reason ball gags were invented.
Two weeks ago, Fox commentator Bill O’Reilly and Newt Gingrich used the term “San Francisco values” as the three dirtiest words they could think of to label future Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (and her Democratic brethren). While politer pundits rally for and against what these words mean, citing liberal issues and pot clubs and immigration, we all know what “San Francisco values” posited as dirty words really mean. When someone says, “San Francisco values,” they mean sex.
But while conservative pundits cite San Francisco’s sexual values as the new evil — no doubt imagining all kinds of lurid details about assless chaps and sodomy, glory-hole fellatio and white shoes after Labor Day in the Castro — they are actually right. In truth, San Francisco’s sexual values go further and run deeper than they can even imagine. Because if we’re going to talk about San Francisco as a placeholder for a certain kind of sexual value, let’s really talk about what’s so different about San Francisco’s collective sex life. (more…)
I found this very amusing considering ‘DC Values’. Perhaps SF just needs a few DC spin doctors on the payroll? Those guys can turn child rape, Internet predators and murdered interns into a political platform to be proud of.
Those two have risen so far on their high horses — the fall is going to be spectacular.