In part one of the Je Joue post, I said I was going to take some time trying out the software (and playing with the output file format, you know, for research purposes). However, the more I started reading, the more I realized that I was a little too snarky in my first post.
In fact, I may actually be impressed by this! No, seriously!
So, first off, lemme get my facts straight. The Je Joue is absolutely nothing like the Ultime, outside of the ergonomic form factor. All the Ultime does is vibrate. For 400$US, you better be rockin’ some god damn worlds, and now that I’ve actually done a smidge o’ homework, I think they may be onto something here. At least, assuming you’re female.
The Je Joue consists of a “Pleasure Pad”, which from what I can tell looks like a soft pad with two bumps and some ridges on it (The exercise of “Where does this go on the female anatomy” is left as an exercise to the reader). The pad has 3 DOF (2 lateral, 1 rotation), though one of the lateral axis is vibration, but I guess that counts. Anyways, in non-technical terms, that means it can move up and down, turn in either direction, and buzz.
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