By Carly Milne
It’s a familiar scene: You’re in the boudoir with your beloved and—in a fit of creativity and an attempt to impress her with your carnal skill—you attempt to recreate a sexual position that was inspired while visiting the pretzel vendor in Yankee Stadium. But it’s never as easy as it seems. Allow us to spare you some humiliation and a visit to the emergency room by breaking down some sexual acrobatics that will make you a star in the bedroom. Warning: For professional use only. We suggest the use of a stuntcock.
The Position: Piledriver
Difficulty Level: 7
The Move: It sounds like an urban legend, but it’s real. Basically, put your girl in a shoulder stand and have her spread her legs, then descend from above. Did we mention that you’re standing, too?
Say the Judges: “That’s the one move that even I, the trained professional, refuse to attempt,” says Wicked Pictures contract star Stormy Daniels. “It’s the most uncomfortable thing you can get into, and people just don’t look that sexy upside down. And the guy can’t put any weight on the girl because he’ll snap her back. But who cares about the guy in that position!”
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